Dead Kiwis

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mindlessobserver said:
Good time to point out that all Kiwis should have a living will that includes a clause for the designated agent to notify the mods in the event of your passing. You really should have a living will in general that you update from time to time. The reaper comes for all and you never know when that could be. Something will need to be done with that Terabytes worth of hentai porn you have.


iirc, my living will explicitly prohibits cremation, though I qualify for a Veterans burial so thats an easy one. It also includes my Steam account and Log In, which in the event of my untimely demise goes to my daughter along with other silly odds and ends such as passwords to my email and so on.
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My living will hands over my account info to someone who will carry on shitposting in my name. It's a Dread Pirate Roberts sort of arrangement. In fact, for all you know I'm not the original some JERK.
 
@Deadpool has apparently passed away, according to an E-mail Null has received. His posts have made me laugh multiple times, out loud, in real life, which very rarely happens - he was very active in the Melinda Scott thread and really knew how to paint a picture with words - one of those words usually being "gaping"
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When you jump up and down your massive gaping vagina acts as a parachute that gives you incredible hang time. It's also why you're rowing team was successful, you had two massive sails in your pants.
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Deadpool said:
Fat people shouldn't talk about other people's weight and I've seen the pictures you've posted, you're a massive fat ass. It's why your kids are all emaciated, you shovel the food into your face so fast, that they can only get crumbs. Also I don't need to wish my penis was bigger than Marshalls, considering his dick makes a grain of rice look humongous. We all know he has to put a garbage bag over his legs and jump up and down inside your gaping cavernous vagina so you can feel anything at all.

Stop raping your dogs and kill yourself, whore.
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I wish the person that notified Null had shared what happened to him, but I just appreciate that he posted here.
Pour one out for Deadpool, a man I never knew, but gave me cheer nonetheless.
 
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Here is one that happened in February. He used to post a lot in the Comicsgate thread and was fairly well known in that community but not very well liked.. He died of Covid related kidney failure And pneumonia. E95EB9B9-87AA-4F05-BDE7-2934EB671072.jpeg
 
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Rupin said:
Here is one that happened in February. He used to post a lot in the Comicsgate thread and was fairly well known in that community but not very well liked.. He died of kidney failure.View attachment 3032370
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Aw, can you verify this in any way? Were you friends with him or something?
 
eDove said:
Aw, can you verify this in any way? Were you friends with him or something?
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Post in thread '#Comicsgate’
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138/post-11132702

this is the part of thread where they discuss his death. They even have a video of him on a livestream on his deathbed.

this is a link to his profile page.


we weren’t friends but, at the same time I never had any problems with him and I used to post on the ComicsGate thread a lot so, his death came to me as a surprise.
 
I‘m told the user @TheLaughingMan died sometime between the end of 2021 and the beginning of 2022. I don’t know the details of his death only that his passing was mentioned on a stream hosted by someone called Lorenzo Sleezestack but,he used to post in the Comicsgate Hangers On thread and the TUG thread. He also used to post in the main Comicsgate thread but, he got banned from that. He was also a midget and liked to go to cons.

I didn’t really have good interactions with him because at the time I was Pro CG and he was Anti CG.

But a dead kiwi is a dead kiwi so Semper Fi.

This what he looked like.
 
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That might be the coolest little person cosplay I’ve ever seen. Rest in peace, dude.
 
I'm saddened to report @giraffes on coffee passed away this month.
One of the nicer members on this forum.
The exact circumstances of her death are still being investigated, but I can confirm that it is indeed a tragedy.
 
Dead kiwi alert.
Don’t know his username and he didn’t know mine for opsec reasons, but he was the only kiwi I’ve met IRL and I enjoyed talking to him because he was very knowledgeable about certain subjects.
RIP shitlord.

Don’t do drugs :heart-empty:
No one can get sober if they’re dead.
 
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