😵‍💫 Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

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Holy shit. I thought it was just a bunch of shit posting about how bad her "bird accent" is, but I just had time to listen to it and the amount of second hand embarrassment I am feeling is immeasurable. How can these people even stand to exist?
 
discombobulate said:
I'm pretty sure they "ran out of spoons." I think she pretends to be a bird so much because it can't "run out of spoons" and it's only going to get worse the more Bonnie encourages it. Which sounds hilarious.
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I can’t wait for the day she just decides that all the headmates capable of speaking a language or whatever are just gone. She’s already hinting at it
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Just imagine she decides try out not even trying to speak English. Just making squawking sounds to Bonnie and mashing the keyboard to post as a tweet.
 
Oxous said:
Just imagine she decides try out not even trying to speak English. Just making squawking sounds to Bonnie and mashing the keyboard to post as a tweet.
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It couldn't be any more idiotic than the nonsense she posts as English.
 
What kind of God-fearing American doesn't have a package of Bisquick in the cupboard?

She should be deported for this.
 
KiwiFuzz said:
What kind of God-fearing American doesn't have a package of Bisquick in the cupboard?
She should be deported for this.
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Other countries 'not sending their best': thieves, rapists, murderers
American 'not sending its best': here's a retarded nudist chick with sad tits who thinks she's a parrot.

Tbh I think the other countries might PREFER us outsourcing some criminals instead.
 
greengrilledcheese said:
4 hours later, "trying to eat well"=Spaghettios and crackers:
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Jesus fucking - see, as a gainfully employed person stuck in goddamn traffic twice every fucking day I get being too tired to whip up a fancy dinner at the end of the day. I really do and I can sympathize with people in similar situations. However, this psycho bitch and her fat fuck of a boyfriend don't have anything to do these days. Never mind, *~spoons~ *uWu and *~headmates~ * OwO yeah, sure.

Even so, making something simple out of chicken breasts shouldn't take half an hour with preparations between two people. Takes barely, if at all, more effort than her pancake abominations or this shit. "Dinner of champions" she writes above a photo depicting an Auschwitz oven dodger seeing natural sunlight for the first time in five years.
What the fuck are those beige lumps in the background? Edibles? Cookies? Leftover pancakes?
 
Shrugs said:
Holy shit. I thought it was just a bunch of shit posting about how bad her "bird accent" is, but I just had time to listen to it and the amount of second hand embarrassment I am feeling is immeasurable. How can these people even stand to exist?
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Yes, major cringe, but I hope she keeps talking like a bird all the time because it’d be hilarious to watch her struggle to keep it going.
greengrilledcheese said:
So she's trying to eat well:
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4 hours later, "trying to eat well"=Spaghettios and crackers:
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POLY WANT A CRACKER!?
 
let there be plight said:
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I don’t automatically think this means abuse since rats have very short lifespans, but I’m sure leaving them for a week while at the tranch didn’t help. Idk what her cage set ups are, but the ones I’ve seen in the background of pics look very small and that can’t be good for their health either.
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I wouldn't be surprised if this batshit munchie is either straight up lying about the rats dying or killing her rats herself in order to try and get sympathy
 
The Angry Polack said:
That's pretty ablest of you to assume that a Parrot can't be a spoonie. In fact I think this is literal abuse to not think about all of the serious bird disabilities she might be suffering from.
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My favorite thing about her is that she plays it pretty straight. Her blind "alter" can't see. The bird wouldn't be able to speak if it weren't an intelligent species that can actually learn to speak. The Spanish one speaks bad Spanish. I bet we'll learn of a deaf one at some point.
 
discombobulate said:
My favorite thing about her is that she plays it pretty straight. Her blind "alter" can't see. The bird wouldn't be able to speak if it weren't an intelligent species that can actually learn to speak. The Spanish one speaks bad Spanish. I bet we'll learn of a deaf one at some point.
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I hate to inform you but yes, there is a deaf one.
 
I feel like Bonnie is only making Kindness worse and is escalating her craziness rapidly with his encouragement and being an audience for her. Feels like something is going to give soon, be it Alyssa's mental state causing physical damage or Bonnie leaving.
 
BoobWhiskers said:
On a side note, what the fresh fuck is she spending 2.5k a month on? I know Colorado isn't exactly cheap, but she's one anorexic-looking shut-in who doesn't look like she really goes anywhere other than psychotic roadtrips to darken Bonnie's doorstep.
Meth, I guess.
I guess maybe it's a 2br since she had a roommate until he child-raped her robot baby alter or whatever, but still.

Edit: Oh, because if that address in the OP is correct she's renting a whole small house with backyard.
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The address in the OP is her parents' house. They bought it in 2015 after selling their previous house.

Kindness lives in a 2 bedroom apartment, address unknown, that she claims she pays $1600 a month for, pre-utilities.

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Archive of Twitter search for "apartment: https://archive.md/mAp0B

And also this long as fuck thread where she bitches about her job, her apartment, her "disabilities", how her mom called her a hypochondriac and said she was exaggerating for attention.

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Damn, victim culture/Capitalism is White Nazism/Twitter making people feel mega guilty about being born well off is a trip, huh?

It's alright to just say "I rent this 2 bedroom house from my parents since they used to own it" and drop it. The more she digs her heels in about how No Guys It's Really Bad, how disability unfriendly it is, how bad she feels about having an extra room so she uses the spare room for an animal shelter (i.e., rat murder space), how she can't get anything else because of her credit, the evil old outdated carpet, how she makes too much for section 8 and nonprofit housing, how a bath tub isn't a luxury, how evil her parents are for all of this...

it just makes me believe all the more that she has had a very spoiled, sheltered, charmed life and her parents absolutely pay 100% of her rent and utilities for her. That formerly working those SLAVEISH 12 HOURS DAYS [in which about 6 are spent in a bathtub waiting for the kids to get out of school and 12 are spent on Twitter and watching cartoons] are for her fun money, eating out, and testosterone gel.
 
Here's some interesting stuff regarding her parents and more about her bankruptcy...

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The way she talks about her family is so weird. Her mom and "adoptive" dad got married on 27 May 1993, when she was 15 months old. I'm sure he was around a while before that so he's the only dad she's ever known. And her half siblings are also her "adoptive" family as well?

(I still think the resemblance of Matt Frauens and Alyssa is too similar for him to not be her bio dad, but that's just my opinion.)

Sadly, Colorado's public divorce records index ends at 1985, so I can't tell when Rosemary and her previous husband David Deloach were divorced. Also are Matt and Rosemary divorced as well? Might be the reason for selling the house in 2015.

Also the one where she's wishing she knew about her father's faith and culture and then claims to be raised Jewish to honor him is hilarious. Especially since I think she's also claimed to have been raised in a very strict Catholic household.

Finally, I can't figure out why her mom refuses to tell her anything about her "biological" father. I doubt she's actually doing that, but what's Alyssa's imagined reason for claiming Rosemary is doing so? Other than her craving for pity points...

Edit: Yes, they're divorced. And it's all Alyssa's fault!!!
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discombobulate said:
I'm pretty sure they "ran out of spoons." I think she pretends to be a bird so much because it can't "run out of spoons" and it's only going to get worse the more Bonnie encourages it. Which sounds hilarious.
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The bird is 100% so she doesn't have to keep up the non-English-speaking larp 24/7. This way the birds can "translate" for the nonverbal headmates, and she can switch constantly without trying to remember all the right cues. "The bird just gave this headmate a new voice, I know it doesn't match what I said before, but that's Pickaninny for you."

discombobulate said:
My favorite thing about her is that she plays it pretty straight. Her blind "alter" can't see. The bird wouldn't be able to speak if it weren't an intelligent species that can actually learn to speak. The Spanish one speaks bad Spanish. I bet we'll learn of a deaf one at some point.
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She had to combine a macaw and raven to a.) talk like a stereotypical parrot but also b.) be able to mimic human voices really well and mimic her other headmates. Macaws would have squawky voices, while ravens can absolutely get the pitch of a male or female voice near-identical. Good thing they have fused into a brand-new, horrifying species!

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But a cosigner doesn't have to be a roommate. It's usually your parents or someone who is just a backstop to make sure you are good for the money. Someone who can vouch for you. Too bad you burned all those bridges.
 
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