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tripmix said:
I think Phil's pizza looks ok actually the only criticism I got is there isn't enough toppings on it, where is the ham, mushrooms, jalepenos, peppers and red onions?

Pizza is basically glorified cheese on toast with a tomato sauce splatted all over it anyway, you can't really not fuck it up.
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Mate come on, you can do better.

The pizza is something a teenager would make to flex on his bird. From the picture alone I can tell you it's dry and hard, just look at the crust. The toppings are utter wank tier, he simply tossed some salami or pepperoni on it and added the typical shredden cheese every store holds. That's why the cheese melted in such an unappealing manner and looks like Derich had it's way with the pizza. Also due to the store bought pre shredded cheese, the pizza is covered in oil, which isn't healthy or good. The fat git should've used mozzarella if he wanted that melted cheesy look and taste.

Nothing on that pizza is fresh, nothing on that pizza is italian and everything is store bought. The only saving grace is that he didn't burn down his condo.
 
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"we don't order out. I MAKE her pizza"

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Mr Burnell you said you make your own pizza. The bank leaks determined that was a lie.

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Nigel of Ukip said:
That's why the cheese melted in such an unappealing manner and looks like Derich had it's way with the pizza. Also due to the store bought pre shredded cheese, the pizza is covered in oil, which isn't healthy or good.
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The prepackaged salami doesn't help either. Somehow the dough is slightly burned but the salami wasn't cooked at all, only warmed just enough to become slimy.
Pour one out for Kat. She comes home exhausted and hungry and says "I feel like pizza" in the hopes he'll order a large Dominos she can take into her room and eat while she catches up on Ninja vods. But Phil is a little more sauced than usual, so instead he proudly hands her this Berserk apostle after forty five minutes drunkenly fucking around in the kitchen ACKing to himself.
 
Lazycunt said:
What the fuck is vegetable flavoured rice
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Rice with vegeta + a click of butter I presume. A nice kind of rice basically, instead of the dry shit African tribes & retards who can't cook eat. Did he mention having cooked vegetable flavored rice somewhere or what? Phil seems like the kind of retard to eat plain chicken n rice whenever he actually decides to cook something
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Lol, that's so awkwardly sad. Are we meant to not realise this was an attempted indirect way of refuting spending money on takeout? He has to know we know, and I guess is shameless in hoping it convinces the regulars.
 
Globalistslaya said:
Rice with vegeta + a click of butter I presume. A nice kind of rice basically, instead of the dry shit African tribes & retards who can't cook eat. Did he mention having cooked vegetable flavored rice somewhere or what? Phil seems like the kind of retard to eat plain chicken n rice whenever he actually decides to cook something
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In his stream today he was like a i had a Turkey sandwich and vegetable flavoured rice it broke me a little bit, lol
 
If Phil had any sense of theater…he’d fill up a 2 liter of Mountain Dew with water and proclaim that he makes his own Gin. He’d win the goddamn the day.
 
I’m just watching Phil repeatedly fail on the seesaw level on Monkey Ball and blaming the devs and saying kids wouldn’t be able to do this. It’s all because he has no idea how to keep a seesaw steady or use momentum to his advantage, and it reminds me of every single Fall Guys stream when he’s so the seesaw level and always blame every other player for his seesaw knocking him off, despite him jumping on to a plank that was already in a downward trajectory.

I feel like this might be proof of some sever lack of basic IQ or normal human spatial awareness . Of course kids can complete this stage, they wouldn’t release the game if they couldn’t, why does he think anyone believes that?
 
Nigel of Ukip said:
That shit looks awful. I'm sorry but what the actual fuck is that pizza even. The crust alone looks rancid and he's the same polish bloke that has these unreasonable "italian" standards. From the picture alone you can tell the crust is likely too bloody hard, if I'm not mistaken you can see oil on it so well done with that cocker, and the toppings are utter wank. If that's an "authentic italian style pizza" I have to say I'm shocked since every drunk or high student seems to be a proper blooded italian.
I very often make food for my missus, and if my food looked like that I would stick to Door Dash too.

I try not to shit on Phil for things he doesn't fuck up, but come on mate you can surely do better.
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It's not that that pizza may or may not be bad, it's that he felt the need to post a picture of it on social media to somehow brag or dunk on people. Normal folks make homemade things like that every day which are perfectly fine as part of our normal routine, we just don't have an urge to take a picture of it to say "Hey everybody on the planet look what I did! Am I not awesome and special! Everybody tell me how awesome and special I am! And I'm definitely not blowing your money on doordash this one time so give me more of it!"
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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He is so desperate for likes and retweets goddamn
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Spot on.

It's not a coincidence he closed his Twitter and opened up YouTube comments. He wants the hate.

Instead of getting 40+ replies on his shit takes, he gets 40+ retweets.

Sure, he shows a new group of people how out of touch and/or up his own ass he is. But, if he gets a handful of new subs. That's all that matters to him.

With YouTube he's hoping to get his view count back to something less pathetic than 1k views on a good day. He gets the view and doesn't have to approve the comment. Win/win.

I'd actually give him credit for that if it wasn't so blatantly transparent.
 
Snakebottom said:
I’m just watching Phil repeatedly fail on the seesaw level on Monkey Ball and blaming the devs and saying kids wouldn’t be able to do this. It’s all because he has no idea how to keep a seesaw steady or use momentum to his advantage, and it reminds me of every single Fall Guys stream when he’s so the seesaw level and always blame every other player for his seesaw knocking him off, despite him jumping on to a plank that was already in a downward trajectory.

I feel like this might be proof of some sever lack of basic IQ or normal human spatial awareness . Of course kids can complete this stage, they wouldn’t release the game if they couldn’t, why does he think anyone believes that?
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Sometimes I wonder if the old funny Phil is still in there, and then he said Super Monkey Ball should have checkpoints.
 
It really amazes me that he wants so desperately to be big on Twitter now. Doesn’t he know all those blue check marks will gobble his piggy ass up the second he got any fame on there? His little guppy ass better hope he doesn’t make any ripples in that ocean of crazy.
 
Hogan of the South said:
It really amazes me that he wants so desperately to be big on Twitter now. Doesn’t he know all those blue check marks will gobble his piggy ass up the second he got any fame on there? His little guppy ass better hope he doesn’t make any ripples in that ocean of crazy.
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It would be funny Phil attempting to get asspats from the troons in a moral crusade against Kiwi Farms, claiming he is a victim of Jersh too, only to be shat on after some troll shows the troons videos of his edgy jokes.
 
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