Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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This is absolutely ludicrous and the sort of inconsequential nonsense that could become the founding sacred script of a dangerous cult. And by that i mean im looking to join a cult based on this.
 
bros i can't believe chris is going to take down the Gangster Computer God Government with it's Deadly Frankenstein Radio controls to save our souls

remember to MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF and to DONATE A MANUAL TYPEWRITER TO CHRIS FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.
 
Flashback to the video he made on the bed about touching jesus's hands and crying when he felt the nail holes :\

I wish I could retcon my entire life this easily
 
On one hand I could believe Chris becoming even more fucked in the head and delusional and writing shit like this. On the other, do you think Chris has the capability of intentionally writing some crazy shit to help an insanity plea? Yes, I know that those aren't usually successful and that being committed to a mental facility in America is as bad or worse than prison.
 
" I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period."

A merge is happening between Chris' boundless ego and unwieldly delusions, and not even jail time can stop him.
 
"Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess."

That's one weird fuckin' way of saying you raped your mother
 
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Where's the lie? He is literally the main character
 
Quick, we need to identify the other apostles! If Jersh is Judas, then who is Kengle? Does this make Barbara Mary?

NO ONE SAID THIS WOULD BE PART OF THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE!
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Holy fuck, Chris Chan's letter is just full of delusion on top of delusion. This is probably one of the most delusional things I've seen from Chris.
 
This is unhinged even for Chris. I really think there's a possibility his lawyer told him to ham it up a bit for an insanity plea. Its otherwise a pretty clear case but Chris is already fucked enough that insanity seems like it could get through
 
It just occurred to me. Chris used his goddess powers to curse Jersh's Silver run as divine punishment for betraying him. He denied him his silver shekels.
 
Here is the passage from Malachi that Chris referenced.
6 “I the Lord do not change. So you, the descendants of Jacob, are not destroyed. 7 Ever since the time of your ancestors you have turned away from my decrees and have not kept them. Return to me, and I will return to you,” says the Lord Almighty.

“But you ask, ‘How are we to return?’

8 “Will a mere mortal rob God? Yet you rob me.

“But you ask, ‘How are we robbing you?’

“In tithes and offerings. 9 You are under a curse—your whole nation—because you are robbing me. 10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. 11 I will prevent pests from devouring your crops, and the vines in your fields will not drop their fruit before it is ripe,” says the Lord Almighty. 12 “Then all the nations will call you blessed, for yours will be a delightful land,” says the Lord Almighty.

Israel Speaks Arrogantly Against God
13 “You have spoken arrogantly against me,” says the Lord.

“Yet you ask, ‘What have we said against you?’

14 “You have said, ‘It is futile to serve God. What do we gain by carrying out his requirements and going about like mourners before the Lord Almighty? 15 But now we call the arrogant blessed. Certainly evildoers prosper, and even when they put God to the test, they get away with it.’"
 
Stanley Tit said:
"Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns."

Sly reference to the Gator faildox.
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I see chris is transitioning back into being a man.
 
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