Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[MonoAcid]

That insanity defence coming along nicely

 

[KhorneFlakes]

this sure is something special, can't wait for that Slav in Japan to have to read this all out

 

[Captain Chromosome]

We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?

I wonder who could be behind this?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Three Days on Earth equal Four Months (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm.

Chris is the TRUE and HONEST prophet of the Time Cube.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I don't know how to feel about the fact that a cum-recycling autist motherfucker tranny Goddess has significantly better handwriting than myself.

 

[Molag Bal]

Did Chris always believe he was Jesus or did that happen to become a thing after his lawyer entered the picture?

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

soo who is Muhammad then?

Whichever Chris orbiter is the first to follow in his footsteps and go to prison + declare their divinity.

 

[evilsponge]

I am Literally the Real Player One

 

[round robin]

This is Chris's world, we're all just living in it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well so much for my hope that his time behind bars would bring some much needed sanity into his life

 

[Cromagnon]

This could be the start of the next great literary epistolary exchange - like when Gore Vidal corresponded with McVeigh.

Christ-chan arc

 

[CWCissey]

Please tell me you sold more than 30 pieces of silver Null. Still, at least Jeffrey Archer will no longer be considered the best prison author...

Bagsy Thomas by the way!

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

I mean, it makes perfect sense to me. But then again Jesus and Chris and I are all smarter than you goobers.

 

[TomServo]

I want this on a tee-shirt.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Oh thank God, I was getting tired of the only lolcow news coming from politicians. Now we just need Gunt to pose as Pontius Pilot.

Shall we go ahead and deliberate who shall be Barabbas?

Barbabbas

 

[Internet Explorer]

You need a chalice of communion Fanta to really appreciate this post.

 

[Minecraft Axolotl]

My friend made fan art

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

So does this mean he possessed the bear at Regency Hill Mall to give himself the name to himself?

 

[Cantercoin]

God what I wouldn't give just to see Chris lose it in jail rn

 

[Roast Chicken]

Fucking hell. The style of writing reminds me of a bipolar guy I knew - he had delusions and a grandiose sense of self; was also very into spiritualism. Oh, and he had a tendency to blame others around him for his misfortunes rather than consider how his own behaviour might've contributed to his situation.

He never raped his mum and stole her money, though.