The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[BiggerChungus]

Going from quitting her job & this:
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To this:
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... has been quite a ride; the only thing lacking in this story arc is STDs & suicide (that we know of & for now). And whoever else she tries getting a job with is going to have a very interesting read, should they put "Alyssa Kindness Frauens" into the Google.

I hope Sky was the one to man up & put her in her place, but I figure it's more likely Penny jumped at any excuse to keep her from boarding.

I mean it's good the psycho's gone before she shot up the place, but holy shit I wish the Tranch would just get nuked already. After the alpacas are evac'd of course. It's an absolute hell of degeneracy, retardation, animal neglect, and gaping woundhole diaper shitting.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's illegal to be in the possession of guns while being an abuser of Schedule I substances. Period.

You generally have to have been involuntarily committed or otherwise adjudicated mentally defective, such as by having had a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity accepted.

But the guns and drugs thing is absolutely unambiguous, plus if they actually purchased from an FFL holder, they have to have lied on the Form 4473, itself a separate felony.

IIRC this was the reason Kyle Myers AKA FPSRussia had all his weapons confiscated and went to prison. 25 grams of fucking hash oil.

 

[AnOminous]

Um. Are you just allowed to drive after having a seizure? Don't you have to be seizure-free for a certain period before you're legally allowed behind a wheel? The tweet reads like she has had at least one seizure, and now she is going to drive home to treat it?

I think that only applies to real seizures, not made-up ones.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Bold of everyone to assume it’s just over. I could see Kindness heading back uninvited because “my witchy powers said my bonnywonny needed me”

 

[Just A Butt]

i'm a little late probably but i was under the impression that you couldn't get a drivers license if you had a seizure disorder? unless you go like half a year without one or something?

eta: yea yea, i know they're fake, i'm just saying

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I had another thought last night; what other demographic likes to complain of seizures?

Junkies; or more specifically, xanax/benzo fiends. She did mention something about not having her medicine at the Tranch.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

All right, anyone want to take bets on the ETA for Kindness' (possibly unannounced) return to the ranch?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Um. Are you just allowed to drive after having a seizure? Don't you have to be seizure-free for a certain period before you're legally allowed behind a wheel? The tweet reads like she has had at least one seizure, and now she is going to drive home to treat it?

I hope she's just being dramatic, because she is going to kill somebody.

Setting aside the whole matter of the fact that the seizures are 100% pure bullshit, no, theres no way she's planning on driving. This is just her angling to either (a) buy more time via either sympathy or the ranchers being concerned about the optics of sending the schizo away in a state where she'll hop on twitter to scream about then, or the more likely option in my opinion, (b) convince Bonnie to drive her home... thereby separating him from Sky and the rest of the herd and giving her a chance to coerce/convince/murder him.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I had another thought last night; what other demographic likes to complain of seizures?

Junkies; or more specifically, xanax/benzo fiends. She did mention something about not having her medicine at the Tranch.

Diazepam addicts absolutely do this. Also, whiny BPD people who want to emotionally blackmail someone into letting them stay, since it is “unsafe for them to drive”. It’s frowned upon to armchair diagnose but considering where we are, fuck it. This woman is not psychopathic, does not suffer DID, and doesn’t have epilepsy. She has grandiose narcissism.

 

[Meriasek]

She doesn't have seizures, at most she had some cramps from malnutrition or something. Most likely she had fuck all and is dramaposting.
On the one hand I'm saddened that the direct interaction with the tranch is already over, but on the other hand her departure is ripe with drama and will hopefully lead to much more.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Did she actually leave though? I remember her posting like a day or two ago about having to go back to feed her pets and get "donations" for the ranch.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Yeah, I think people here might be jumping to conclusions.

 

[lamp shade]

This is amazing. There is a lot of speculation in this thread right now, but what I will say is that it is pretty clear she quit her job thinking it would fast track her to a spot at the tranch and now she’s forced to return home jobless. Which by itself is hilarious.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Yeah, I think people here might be jumping to conclusions.

Nvm, her Twitter says she's too "tingly" from seizures so she's cuddling with Bonnie.

Classic bpd move. Gets kicked out and claims illness to try to illicit sympathy and create a reason to stay

 

[who dare wins?]

Jesus Christ I did not see her getting kicked off the Tranch coming this fast. At this rate, her Twitter is going to be filled with RAEP AND ABOOSE!!!! accusations against Bonnie and the others in a couple of days or so.

This latest Tranch story arc has blazed by at record speed.

feels like a really bad LSD trip whenever I look at her twitter. its moving so fast I cannot fucking keep up man.

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Holy shit, this fucking fast. then again this woman is indeed a walking psychology case study so of course this shit just occurs at a fucking whim with how many times she changes to one of her "headmates". Also literally admits that its harming people by her being there

I think the Tranchers have a gentleman's agreement that their system plural crap is just a larp for them, that can also be used to manipulate.

To be fair to the other Tranchers (I can't believe I'm saying this), reading Kindness' posts is already exhausting, and I can't imagine having to spend more than five minutes with her in her manic ranting and babbling state. Bonnie may have wanted to get his dick wet, but that doesn't mean the others agreed to having a girl this crazy around them.

I like to imagine they probably all sat down with bonnie and told him to stop being such a coomer. that or one of them (maybe even penny who knows at this point) confronted bonnie over this and as such all of this started to happen. would not be surprised in the slightest.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I'd like to think that they read here and something we said resonated with one of them, so they told Bonnie to kick her out before she goes columbine on the whole ranch.

 

[AssignedEva]

Let's see how this plays out. Kindness has just learned that faking a seizure means she gets to stay and be taken care of by Bonnie.
Place your bets now:

A) Kindness continues to have seizures until Bonnie puts his foot down and insists Sky leaves her alone, because this negativity is harming his beloved

B) Kindness continues to have seizures until Bonnie decides to drive her home because it's not safe for her to drive (but her car is still on the tranch so she has an excuse to come back)

C) Kindness continues to have seizures until even Bonnie doesn't give a shit and bundles her into her car

D) Kindness does not fake any more seizures, saving them for a future manipulation tool

I'm going with B, and that Kindness is angling for A. I would love to know how Sky is responding to Kindness still being there after an obviously faked seizure. Are the other tranchers even aware what's going on, or is this psychodrama all just playing out in Bonnie's bedroom?

 

[glass_houses]

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Let's see how this plays out. Kindness has just learned that faking a seizure means she gets to stay and be taken care of by Bonnie.
Place your bets now:

A) Kindness continues to have seizures until Bonnie puts his foot down and insists Sky leaves her alone, because this negativity is harming his beloved

B) Kindness continues to have seizures until Bonnie decides to drive her home because it's not safe for her to drive (but her car is still on the tranch so she has an excuse to come back)

C) Kindness continues to have seizures until even Bonnie doesn't give a shit and bundles her into her car

D) Kindness does not fake any more seizures, saving them for a future manipulation tool

I'm going with B, and that Kindness is angling for A. I would love to know how Sky is responding to Kindness still being there after an obviously faked seizure. Are the other tranchers even aware what's going on, or is this psychodrama all just playing out in Bonnie's bedroom?

Who is taking care of her animals while she's away?

 

[MetalParakeet]

Who is taking care of her animals while she's away?

No one. She said she left multiple bowls out for them

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lmao Fat Paul let his dick do the thinking and this is where he ended up, beautiful. I wouldn't take Alyssa's ramblings at face value - while she doesn't really have a barrier she isn't a reliable narrator either. The whole thing might be in her head as she's swinging around for a panic phase after the recent days' mania wears out.