YouNow 9/22/2018

[Rocketleaguer]

Hamber doesn't make that much money, though. I mean, shit, they blow a lot of dough. And if the money dries up, what then?

Necky isn't very high maintenance - a few colouring books, 90s pop culture t-shirts, and whatever cheap processed crap they call food. It will take a while for them not being able to afford the basics. The car payments are crucial though, Hamber will dump the thumb if she can't afford the car anymore and find another enabler with their own transport.

 

[666EVE666]

Sorry for the delay guise, had computer issues

Spoiler: timestamps

+Becky is fearless (1:04).
+A mod pops in suggesting blocking someone, Amber gets excited and tells Becky to block them (3:05). Becky pities the troll.
+R U NERVOUSSSSS (5:13).
+They learn of Egg Guy's new tattoo, Amber doesn't believe it (5:59).
+Amber watches Egg Guy get a tattoo of her face on his ass (8:22).
+Becky would love to be a meteorologist (10:36).
+Amber isn't putting makeup on, just like foundation n' stuff (14:17).
+Becky talks about how damaged her body is from her old job (17:00), it was gonna kill her.
+They only live in KY because Amber is compromising, she doesn't want to live there (19:02).
+Becky can't remember the last time she had her period, she has PCOS (24:36).
+Becky got with Amber when Amber had no money (25:05).
+Becky starts arguing with the chat about what Jesus looked like (27:55).
+Jenna Marbles' dogs are much fatter than Twinkie, stop hating (35:40). People don't hate on Jenna for her fat dogs just because she's skinny.
+Becky wants to adopt an old, fat cat to name Butterball and love til it dies (42:14).
+Becky brings up Kasey, says Cassidy doesn't exist (51:26).
+Amber can obviously get up from the floor, her bed is on the floor (53:46).
+Amber gets accused of being a white supremacist, Becky comes to the rescue (55:25).
+Rosa Parks, MLK, Becky's black best friend's family, etc you guise don't know real racism (56:40).

 

[Turd Blossom]

Sorry for the delay guise, had computer issues

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5BX1lMJNwA

Spoiler: timestamps

+Becky is fearless (1:04).
+A mod pops in suggesting blocking someone, Amber gets excited and tells Becky to block them (3:05). Becky pities the troll.
+R U NERVOUSSSSS (5:13).
+They learn of Egg Guy's new tattoo, Amber doesn't believe it (5:59).
+Amber watches Egg Guy get a tattoo of her face on his ass (8:22).
+Becky would love to be a meteorologist (10:36).
+Amber isn't putting makeup on, just like foundation n' stuff (14:17).
+Becky talks about how damaged her body is from her old job (17:00), it was gonna kill her.
+They only live in KY because Amber is compromising, she doesn't want to live there (19:02).
+Becky can't remember the last time she had her period, she has PCOS (24:36).
+Becky got with Amber when Amber had no money (25:05).
+Becky starts arguing with the chat about what Jesus looked like (27:55).
+Jenna Marbles' dogs are much fatter than Twinkie, stop hating (35:40). People don't hate on Jenna for her fat dogs just because she's skinny.
+Becky wants to adopt an old, fat cat to name Butterball and love til it dies (42:14).
+Becky brings up Kasey, says Cassidy doesn't exist (51:26).
+Amber can obviously get up from the floor, her bed is on the floor (53:46).
+Amber gets accused of being a white supremacist, Becky comes to the rescue (55:25).
+Rosa Parks, MLK, Becky's black best friend's family, etc you guise don't know real racism (56:40).

Thank you so much for this. I love these because they can't edit out all the dumb shit that falls out of their idiot mouths.

I'm only partway through, but I thought it was pretty interesting and telling that once Amber starting watching the tattoo video, instead of commenting on the picture they chose of her or the tattoo, she had to immediately interrupt Becky to gleefully tell her that "THIS GUY IS CALLING YOU OUT!!"

I 100% think AL already watched this video. She was told by Becky to search "Egg Guy" and magically found the video immediately. It wasn't his video though, and searching Egg Guy on YT doesn't get you results for this video.

I doubt Becky seeks out the hate comments, but I have no doubt AL makes sure she hears them all. Interesting that she put Becky front and center again like a giant meatshield to absorb all the criticism.

 

[ADHD]

I wonder how much money Amber made from that stream, considering she made Becky be the one on camera for over half of it.

 

[idosometimes]

I can tell you for sure that Necky will not be the one to end the relationship. Both are parasites to each other - Hamber needs Necky to ferry her around for her 4am binge sessions, be a punchbag for her to belittle and general all-around slave and Necky needs Hamber so she doesn't have to pay for anything.

Becky has no power at all. Amberlynn only needs someone to drive her around--or drive around on McDonald's and Walmart runs--and probably wipe her bottom for her. Anyone can do it. Becky, the dumbest and laziest of all dumb, lazy white trash, is able to do it. Becky is not finding another Amberlynn. Not even in Kentucky are the dykes so hard up that they want a relationship with a fat loser who has no goals, no personality, and no prospects. Amberlynn is in control.

Hamber doesn't make that much money, though. I mean, shit, they blow a lot of dough. And if the money dries up, what then?

Regardless of how much or little Big Ambs makes, she makes [Divide by Zero Error] more than Becky. Becky is looking at minimum wage drudgery while Amberlynn is getting creepy feeders/chasers to buy her stuff for showing off her body in videos. Becky cannot even fat her way into money. She has no shape at all.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Becky's response to the question, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Whenever I grow up, I want to be a beanstalk. And whenever I grow down, I want to be a seed."

LMAO. I can't.

God, they're both so over each other. Just breakup, already.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Becky has no power at all.

Becky has no power at all, yet simultaneously has all the power. Whichever way Becky blows, so goes Amberlynn.

The more dependent on Becky that Amberlynn becomes, the more latent power Becky gains. If she ever did have reason to put her foot down, and not play along with Amberlynn's gameplan, she could throw Amberlynn's world upside down. She could cut off food, cut off car access, or just plain walk out the door if she were so inclined, and Amberlynn would be up shit river. I'm not claiming she would do any of that, but Becky has broken up with paramours before...

This is about as classic a co-dependent relationship as you can get, actually. But Becky can do far more damage to Amberlynn if she chooses to than Amberlynn can do to her, imo.

 

[idosometimes]

Becky has no power at all, yet simultaneously has all the power. Whichever way Becky blows, so goes Amberlynn.

The more dependent on Becky that Amberlynn becomes, the more latent power Becky gains. If she ever did have reason to put her foot down, and not play along with Amberlynn's gameplan, she could throw Amberlynn's world upside down. She could cut off food, cut off car access, or just plain walk out the door if she were so inclined, and Amberlynn would be up shit river. I'm not claiming she would do any of that, but Becky has broken up with paramours before...

This is about as classic a co-dependent relationship as you can get, actually. But Becky can do far more damage to Amberlynn if she chooses to than Amberlynn can do to her, imo.

Amberlynn can single handedly end Becky's free ride. Becky cannot do anything like that in return. Amberlynn might be stuck living with her brother or something if it gets real bad (though we all know a feeder would take her in and lavish her with food and gifts), but she would have income for doing nothing. Becky would have nothing.

If I was Amberlynn, I would get a copy of a local job finder paper and keep it around in case Becky ever got difficult. Just imagine how quickly a situation would be defused if Becky thought that there was strong possibility she would have to stop sleeping 'till the mid afternoon and be schlepping around 70 pound boxes again. She would be out looking for banana peels to slip on so she could get disability.

 

[UrFavePoet]

Amberlynn can single handedly end Becky's free ride. Becky cannot do anything like that in return. Amberlynn might be stuck living with her brother or something if it gets real bad (though we all know a feeder would take her in and lavish her with food and gifts), but she would have income for doing nothing. Becky would have nothing.

If I was Amberlynn, I would get a copy of a local job finder paper and keep it around in case Becky ever got difficult. Just imagine how quickly a situation would be defused if Becky thought that there was strong possibility she would have to stop sleeping 'till the mid afternoon and be schlepping around 70 pound boxes again. She would be out looking for banana peels to slip on so she could get disability.

Becky can get a job. It’d be hard for AL to do so. Also, Becky could probably move back in with family. She could re-kindle her relationship with her ex-friends, and she could keep the car if she gets another job. Her prospects aren’t quite as dim as AL’s. She’s just too much of a leech to stand on her own now.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Amberlynn can single handedly end Becky's free ride. Becky cannot do anything like that in return. Amberlynn might be stuck living with her brother or something if it gets real bad (though we all know a feeder would take her in and lavish her with food and gifts), but she would have income for doing nothing. Becky would have nothing.

If I was Amberlynn, I would get a copy of a local job finder paper and keep it around in case Becky ever got difficult. Just imagine how quickly a situation would be defused if Becky thought that there was strong possibility she would have to stop sleeping 'till the mid afternoon and be schlepping around 70 pound boxes again. She would be out looking for banana peels to slip on so she could get disability.

However, Becky has a family to go back to. They would take her in like a lost sheep, and she'd at least have a network of sorts. Amberlynn doesn't have much of that. Let's see how much her brother wants to take in a shrill 540-pound eating and pooping machine...

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Necky isn't that bad. I mean, she could always realize what a douche she's become, how fat she's gotten, etc, and boot Ambaby. People wake up. She loves those dead and living nephews - She can't be all terrible. I just think anyone with such a lack of personality can't be evil.

The moment necky stopped her job and didn't disclose it , I knew it was all over. She knew the reaction she would get but even then she went ahead and stopped the job and willfully chose to lie to her viewers. I've never been in destiny era but she had the real backbone to continue her job even then hamber wanted her to quit. God, watching and catching up on destiny videos is 100x more entertaining than watching necky's boring era

And lol at necky's family stopping her job because it's unsafe. I guess they're happy now seeing that hses just sitting in home eating highly processed carbs and gaining weight easily

 

[NervousSideEye]

The moment necky stopped her job and didn't disclose it , I knew it was all over. She knew the reaction she would get but even then she went ahead and stopped the job and willfully chose to lie to her viewers. I've never been in destiny era but she had the real backbone to continue her job even then hamber wanted her to quit. God, watching and catching up on destiny videos is 100x more entertaining than watching necky's boring era

And lol at necky's family stopping her job because it's unsafe. I guess they're happy now seeing that hses just sitting in home eating highly processed carbs and gaining weight easily

People give Destiny shit for being a massive sped, but at least she had the presence of mind to keep her job. She would also call AL out for her shit on camera, and Amber was always too lazy to edit it out. Destiny might look (and occasionally act like) the Missing Link, but she was worlds better than Becky.

 

[Turd Blossom]

God, they're both so over each other. Just breakup, already.

It was pretty amusing watching Becky get irritated by Amber's constant shrieky interjections as she tried to answer questions. It's apparent that she doesn't enjoy doing these YN streams and that the critism and rude comments really get under her skin. She hasn't yet mastered Amber's "all attention is good attention" philosophy and constantly looks like she's one "Necky" comment away from blowing an ass-gasket.

I can only imagine the conversation they had before this stream. Amber no doubt pressured Becky into doing it because "this is OUR channel now and besides, eveyone likes you way more!" Maybe she threw in a little guilt about how she has to pay for everything and they need the money because subs are down and her depreshun has been so bad.

I don't have pity for Becky at this point, but I am a little impressed she didn't lose her shit on Amber, who refused to actually participate or have her fat face on camera for a good portion of this, yet interrupted, squealed, talked over her and tried to grab attention for herself at every opportunity.

We see Amber being an asshole to Becky all the time but this is one of the first times I've noticed Becky visibly showing frustration at her antics.

 

[Strine]

Becky can get a job

I'd like to see that cover letter.

I quit my old job to do crayon drawings and drive a deathfat narcissist to restaurants. I'm ready to enter the work force again now because she left me for someone with a more spacious car to take photos from the passenger seat in. My credentials including being a legitimate heir to the British Crown as proven by my results on www.ancestry.biz (see attached screencap) and receiving a shortlisting and "highly commended" on my anonymous submission to the 2nd grade art competition at my local Catholic elementary school, St Cletus Star of Kentucky. My crippling mild social anxiety is what prevented me from getting 1st place. My nephew died.

Transferable skills: errand running, I can draw Spiderman really well even his hands, ruling Britannia, having dead nephew

 

[sperginity]

I'd like to see that cover letter.

I quit my old job to do crayon drawings and drive a deathfat narcissist to restaurants. I'm ready to enter the work force again now because she left me for someone with a more spacious car to take photos from the passenger seat in. My credentials including being a legitimate heir to the British Crown as proven by my results on www.ancestry.biz (see attached screencap) and receiving a shortlisting and "highly commended" on my anonymous submission to the 2nd grade art competition at my local Catholic elementary school, St Cletus Star of Kentucky. My crippling mild social anxiety is what prevented me from getting 1st place. My nephew died.

Transferable skills: errand running, I can draw Spiderman really well even his hands, ruling Britannia, having dead nephew

"I cared for a disabled family member" it's not that hard to sell it.

 

[Guardsman42]

Becky could probably easily work at a group home now.

Qualifications: Driving around some one who can't do any thing for them selves. Colouring books. Talking about Dead people. Also I can cook slop.

What is needed to work in a group home: See above.

She pretty much takes care of some one like you'd encounter in a group home.

 

[Malibougie]

Becky sure had to struggle to move her chair over. Still couldn't fit them both on screen.

We’re talking about fitting Becky’s chins in here, right?

In the context of my 'fat logic' comment it doesn't really matter what studies show. The point is, there's no way that skipping one meal--because all you have in the house is cake (for some reason) and cake is not a sensible meal--is going to make much difference one way or the other ESPECIALLY if you're fat. That's the point.

Fat people are terribly paranoid about muh starvation mode, as if skipping one meal is going to flip a fat-hoarding switch in their cells or completely destroy their entire diet plan. It's just stupid.

I posted an article I found on a super morbidly obese man who didn’t eat for a year or more iifc under medical supervision and I believe he was inpatient. AL could literally skip all her meals and survive for a very long time living off of her fat, iV hydration and vitamins and minerals

 

[Prince Lotor]

We’re talking about fitting Becky’s chins in here, right?



I posted an article I found on a super morbidly obese man who didn’t eat for a year or more iifc under medical supervision and I believe he was inpatient. AL could literally skip all her meals and survive for a very long time living off of her fat, iV hydration and vitamins and minerals

Nah, the guy who fasted for 382 days was outpatient. He stopped in to get his vitals monitored frequently, but after a little initial fluctuation his vitals were stable and he just took some nutrient supplements and dietary yeast.

Becky commented on how 'weirdly personal' some of the questions were literally 2 minutes after someone asked about her weight and Becky replied, "Yeah, I got bigger, it sucks. I can't remember the last time I had a period."

I think Becky's vagina may be one of her nephews because it sounds like it also died tragically young, is that how lesbian works?

 

[Malibougie]

I would LOVE a plot twist of Becky being unexpectedly pregnant! It’s been so boring lately. Zzzzzzzz

 

[EH 110]

+They only live in KY because Amber is compromising, she doesn't want to live there (19:02).

Amber never compromises. She's only in Kentucky because she'd be homeless without Becky. Her deadbeat relatives don't want her. If you hate being there so much, Amber, why don't you drive off and live somewhere else? Oh, right... You can't.

+Becky got with Amber when Amber had no money (25:05).

Another lie. Amber's been bragging about how much money she makes since she was with Dustin. She tried getting Dustin to quit working, saying she could support them both. I don't think Becky contacted Amber because she was worried about her. Becky was alone and wanted to a girlfriend to buy her things. Amber moved in because the lease was about to expire and she needed a new place to squat.