🐮 Lolcow XxSuzakux7xX / Oversizedtitlover

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natfoxxfiends

natfoxxfiends

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everything that you need to know about XxSuzakux7xX (or, as he refers to himself, Oversizedtitlover) can be learned from his youtube channel. he posts frequently, often three or four times in a day, but all of his 200+ videos have one common theme: gigantic anime-girl tits. he shares photos of tits, holds livestreams and Google Hangout sessions what are for discussing tits, recommends and reviews anime featuring tits, and occasionally acts as a tit-evangelist by asking his audience open-ended questions about tits and explaining how much of a benefit tits have been to his life.​

one interesting thing one might realise about XxSuzakux7xX is that while most of his peers would try too hard, interject bad sex jokes into everything, and then present it all as the best damn thing ever, he's actually a very soft-spoken and well-reserved guy. this is a negative much more than a positive, however, since it causes him to sound like he's really bored. also, he says everything so bluntly and with so little humor, it's almost like a lackluster Steve Carrel impression.

he's got 2,022 subscribers, and an entire community composed of people with usernames like "OversizedTittyMaster", "oversized juggslover" and "OverSizedTitsNation", so i guess he has some sort of niche he's able to cater to. primary school kids who are home alone on a friday, most likely.​
 
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In his most popular video, he describes how a girl with a large chest in middle school made him fall in love with mammary glands. I have to say though, relative to the rest of the internet this guy is really tame. Oddly abundant and generous in regards to how large the amount of videos he has, but tame.

Glad to have this in my search history, regardless. :story:
 
Oh my god, finally a halfway normal fetish. Has hell frozen over? Have we really discovered someone with such a relatively tame obsession?
 
For The Internet said:
Wow. I'm tempted to troll but DD is probably way too small for these guys.
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they've probably desensitized themselves through overexposure and don't even care about the ones that can be realistically achieved. like a "3DPD" guy, but directed towards a lady part rather than the whole lady.
wheat pasta said:
Oh my god, finally a halfway normal fetish. Has hell frozen over? Have we really discovered someone with such a relatively tame obsession?
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it's still pretty weird, but that's in quantity rather than quality.
 
natfoxxfiends said:
they've probably desensitized themselves through overexposure and don't even care about the ones that can be realistically achieved. like a "3DPD" guy, but directed towards a lady part rather than the whole lady.
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Yup, that's what I was thinking. If they had the choice between a real, flesh and blood woman with big titties and an anime girl with ginormous titties they're going to choose the anime girl every time for a variety of reasons, such as: desenstitised, can't reject them, passive fantasy object ect ect. They might pay some attention if cosplay were involved, but they're used to such bizarre and unrealistic proportions that a 'real life' anime girl wouldn't satisfy them unless she also had those proportions, and no woman could live with them IRL.
 
wheat pasta said:
Oh my god, finally a halfway normal fetish. Has hell frozen over? Have we really discovered someone with such a relatively tame obsession?
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It could depend. How far does this fetish go? If he likes breast that are of an exaggerated size as in bigger than two, than perhaps it might be less tame. Especially if it involves weird things like vore. It wouldn't be surprising for guys who have a fetish for breast can have limits before being creeped out by size and this guy isn't one of them.
 
not quite lolcows (until they start getting stirred up) but certainly noteworthy.
 
What does this guy do particularly that makes him a lolcow rather than one of the milder perverts to be found online? Does he chimp out if he sees small breasts?

A preference for comically-large breasts is pretty mainstream. Google "Lolo Ferrari".
 
balcolm said:
In his most popular video, he describes how a girl with a large chest in middle school made him fall in love with mammary glands. I have to say though, relative to the rest of the internet this guy is really tame. Oddly abundant and generous in regards to how large the amount of videos he has, but tame.

Glad to have this in my search history, regardless. :story:
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I think in middle school is around the right time we all find a love for mammary glands.
 
Absinthe said:
What does this guy do particularly that makes him a lolcow rather than one of the milder perverts to be found online? Does he chimp out if he sees small breasts?

A preference for comically-large breasts is pretty mainstream. Google "Lolo Ferrari".
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I still think her hubby killed her. Poor lass.

Try "Chelsea Charms" for a lady who is more alive.


Edit: I do not know my inflatable ladies well enough. I thought she was called Lola...
 
I'm just gonna put it out there: mammary glands are glands inside of breasts which secrete milk, not breasts themselves. Calling breasts "mammaries" is like calling guns "magazines." Pet peeve of mine.

I'm not sure if these are evidence that we desperately need better sex education in schools, or evidence that no sex education in the world can overwhelm hentai. These kind of boob fetishists are basically in a boob cargo cult where they have a vague idea of what breasts are like and how they act, but with bold misconceptions ranging from "bigger tits = more milk" to "you can have sex with a nipple like it was a hidden vagina because the milk's gotta come out from somewhere, right??"
 
Absinthe said:
What does this guy do particularly that makes him a lolcow rather than one of the milder perverts to be found online?
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Mostly the fact that he has a YouTube channel with over 200 videos in which he talks about his fetish. That's... pretty autistic. I mean, I like long legs on women but it'd be creepy if I uploaded multiple videos every day, publicly talking about how much I love long legs, what anime porn featuring women with long legs I've watched and how my love for long legs defines my entire existence, don't you think?
 
EnsignDisposable said:
misconceptions ranging from "bigger tits = more milk" to "you can have sex with a nipple like it was a hidden vagina because the milk's gotta come out from somewhere, right??"
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All of my horror :'( If some people actually believe that, I think I'm just done with humanity.
 
It's a tame fetish unless you are the large-breasted woman. I very, very briefly dated a guy with this fetish, and he preferred a tit-fuck to the real thing, which of course -- since there aren't that many pleasure sensors on the inside of the boob, or the sternum -- was rather unsatisfying on my end. He literally handed me a vibrator after one such event and said, I quote, "Here, I wouldn't want you to feel left out." I promptly, figuratively, handed him his ass about how that gesture was the living definition of "left out," since Boobguy was too infantile to touch a woman's no-no zone with his hand, much less his face. To this day, I don't think he gets it. Also, if you're being asked to lie on a bed strewn with bras, you want to make sure all of them have had the underwires removed. Otherwise, ow, dude.
 
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All of my horror :'( If some people actually believe that, I think I'm just done with humanity.
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When I need to sleep at night, I tell myself they know that's not how it works, and it's just a weirdo fantasy they indulge. Sometimes, though...

Also, @NobleGreyHorse, I remember stumbling across that story on another thread you posted in. My heart goes out to you, especially given the other things you mentioned him doing.

The thing is--there are women who can orgasm through breast stimulation. Like, there have been studies! Statistics! It's a thing! If any of these titmongers cared, the magic of the internet could let them indulge their fetish with a partner who could in fact enjoy the act as much as them. But at the level XXSuzaku7xx and Boobguy operate at, the fact there are people attached to the boobs they crave just means the tits come pre-warmed.
 
I love the fact that I am a moderator on a forum where a guy with 200 videos about anime tits can be dismissed as "too normal, try again"

I have a fucking cool ass life
 
At first I read the title as "oversizedshitlover". And I was was like don't we already have a thread for Nick Bate?
 
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