Would you eat human meat?

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I'd rather kill myself from starvation than eat another human.
Or at least I wish I would have the guts to die instead of becoming a monster.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Does sucking penis count?

 

[Might be Misaki]

Eating human meat would be more ethical than eating steak... so yes.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Is it hard or soft meat?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Only if it’s vegan.

 

[Cats]

yes

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

sure, during the coming apocalypse.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Only if it’s vegan.

agreed, gotta be grass fed.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

We probably already do.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Not anymore. I only eat organic meat and a lot of humans are GMO now (especially the lazy, stupid and worthless ones - those that it would be moral and easy to catch and cook during a SHTF scenario). Pigeons and rats it is for me, much preferred to vaxxed, soy-fed long pigs

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

agreed, gotta be grass fed.

I try to avoid eating carnivores or omnivores.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Only if I'd literally starve to death if I didn't and the other person is already dead.

 

[Jack Haywood]

No, unless I needed to to survive.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

For emergency situations, human meat contains everything human metabolism needs to survive.

 

[Emo Supremo]

If I had to do it to survive, yes. But I'd still be wary of the pathogens I could catch in the process, since humans are omnivores and god knows what weird shit might be in there.

 

[ToxicCatnip]

If I wouldnt face any legal consequences or encounter any dangerous diseases then I'd absolutely eat human meat.

 

[ICametoLurk]

If I wouldnt face any legal consequences or encounter any dangerous diseases then I'd absolutely eat human meat.

lol fag, disease and legal problems adds to the flavor.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Only if I get cool wendigo powers and a deer skull.

Sounds like a great way to get a neurodegenerative disorder.
Or turn into a wendigo.

Hell no, never eat people.

Wendigo Farms confirmed, yet I'm not surprised there's a surplus of cannibalistic spirits on this forum .

Also, sorry @Robert James, but the deer head thing is pure European beastman lore seeping in. Wendigo have no shape per se, they're spirits of greed and hunger that infest and twist a person into a purely consumptive creature. So basically Chris or Tommy Tooter... Or those people that buy Funko-Pops.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Also, sorry @Robert James, but the deer head thing is pure European beastman lore seeping in. Wendigo have no shape per se, they're spirits of greed and hunger that infest and twist a person into a purely consumptive creature. So basically Chris or Tommy Tooter... Or those people that buy Funko-Pops.

Mostly true, though from what I remember they are usually described as deathly thin (so there is some consistency in the shape)
Also, technically the Wechuge has antlers. It's somewhat of a parallel myth from a different native tribe. I sometimes wonder if whoever first gave the wendigo antlers got the two myths confused.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Also, technically the Wechuge has antlers. It's somewhat of a parallel myth from a different native tribe.

I wasn't aware of that! Just know about wendigo 'cause it's a Cree thing (not exclusively, that's just how I know about it.) You're absolutely correct about the general appearance. Pallid and skinny with a dead or decaying outward appearance, and a big old pot-belly stuffed with anything they can get from pinecones and grass, to bugs and dirt, or their family members bodies. Eugenia Cooney after powerslamming a 4-course meal made for 6 people, more or less.