Why don't you feed sentient zoomies?

[SandyCat]

Look at them they're adorable


Buy a feeder its like $4. You can make your own food by doing 1 part sugar 4 parts water. Boil the water, take it off the heat, dissolve the sugar in it, let it come to room temperature, stir that nigger then pour it in the feeder.

Clean it out like every 5 days or something but don't be a cunt by doing a shitty job at rinsing the soap off so you don't kill them and now you got yourself a bunch of zoomies

 

[Fascist Frederick]

@SandyCat don't niggers like you refer to that sugar water mixture as "drank"?

 

[Amesoeurs]

They can figure it out on their own.

 

[The Real Me]

What are these fiendish little sprites?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I do.

But I stick to traditional foods.