Why doesn't Josh just use old timey proven and reliable systems?

[SandyCat]

Some empty bean cans attached to strings work wonders. Throw in some carrier pigeons to transport pictures and you're good to go

 

[Thunk Provoker]

What about videos?

 

[SandyCat]

What about videos?

Your imagination is better than any video

 

[Moths]

Hmm tape fed computers are the way to go trust me

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

IPv4 via pigeon carriers seems promising. [Archive]
Seems very reliable and ecological, albeit slow and a lot of work. They can't shoot all of them, right?

 

[Moths]

IPv4 via pigeon carriers seems promising. [Archive]
Seems very reliable and ecological, albeit slow and a lot of work. They can't shoot all of them, right?

Their gonna try like the animal loving PETA activists they are

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's time for King Terry's RS-232 internet.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah but if everyone just spoke to each other then the site probably wouldn't have to exist because then people wouldn't all be insane.

(Btw, very fly sandwich -> onion replacement Sandycat)

What about videos?

Just send like a bunch of image carrier pigeons, then instruct the receiver to collate them into a flip book and flip through them really quickly, Obviously.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I'm assmad that you can't just host the forum traditionally without having to pay for DDOS protection.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

IPv4 via pigeon carriers seems promising. [Archive]
Seems very reliable and ecological, albeit slow and a lot of work. They can't shoot all of them, right?

Can't wait for DoS attacks using this protocol.

 

[Freezard]

For some reason people call the authorities when you scream as loudly as you can to replicate the effect of shitposting to large audiences.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

For some reason people call the authorities when you scream as loudly as you can to replicate the effect of shitposting to large audiences.

I miss my megaphone lol. I had one ten years ago and it was hilarious if you were out drunk as fuck.

 

[Dysnomia]

Smoke signals is best media.

 

[Kit Kat]

CB radio, the CB slang name for trannies - three-legged-beavers.

 

[Cloacan]

What about videos?

What about the beans that were in the cans? No one has explained that part yet. Where to, where at. where they go?

 

[actually a cat]

just use homing pigeons with the word "nigger" written on notes tied to their legs.

 

[MadDisaster]

Have we considered shit posting by chain letter? Imagine some of the terrifying handwriting farmers might have.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

we just need to write our post on pieces of paper and meet each other in public and pass the notes around. that's how we used to do shit back in elementary school, and try as they might, the teachers never could stop it.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

IPv4 via pigeon carriers seems promising. [Archive]
Seems very reliable and ecological, albeit slow and a lot of work. They can't shoot all of them, right?

No but it'll dox everyone, and can they even cross oceans?

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

No but it'll dox everyone, and can they even cross oceans?

The closest path for crossing the ocean would be from Alaska to Russia.