Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Ratboy Genius]

 

[ditto]

 

[Blouie]

He saw a cute girl walking towards him

 

[Beak Thing]

Because she missed her egg-sit.

 

[Moths]

Because lack of investments into infrastructure made that part of the footpath unusable

 

[Wormy]

Revenge. It crossed him first.

 

[Cyclonus]

The road outside my house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken. Apparently it couldn't get to the other side.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

The Jews.

 

[XANA]

To get away from the idiot telling jokes about it.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

To get to the other side.