Why can my dad beat up your dad?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Why is my dad so much bigger and stronger and tougher than yours?

 

[dick brain]

Because mine's dead.

 

[One Angry Computer]

Same here:

Because mine's dead.

If OP's father cannot beat a skeleton in a fight, then I'm sorry but he's a faggot, 100%.

 

[Lou Bega]

Because my dad's only using 1% of his true power.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Because your dad is Goku.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have two daddies and their love for each other is more powerful than anything you can throw at them!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cause mines imaginary

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

My dad could beat your dad's ass by just looking at him.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

probably bc he's a lover, not a fighter
and he's not even that great of a lover

 

[Local Farmer]

Must be from that long walk and the milk he’s been drinking since you were 5

 

[parallel]

No big deal, anyone can do it.

 

[PonderosaPete]

I heard he works at Nintendo.