Who would win the TRANCH battle royale?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If the TRANCH had a battle royale, who would emerge victorious and why?

 

[admiral]

Kevin, because the amhole generates AOE poison damage. He wins passively as all the other troons cannot stand to get within range and instead wipe one another out.

 

[Just A Butt]

do we even have all the confirmed contestants yet?

i'm going with Penny simply because all he really has to do is leave for a couple of days and the rest would probably starve.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Pen-is. She seems the most capable and I think she probably has rage issues, like, once you triggered them she'd go fucking 8 ball nuts and kill everything in sight

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Kevin. He’d be obliviously playing with children’s toys as the massacre unfolds around him.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The Storm, in this instance a tide of starving alpacas gradually closing in and consuming all living flesh.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

My money is on the Nazis. They are skilled enough to avoid detection by anything that could prove their existence, equipped with high-spec night gear, and have already sent a message by murdering alpacas.

 

[Furret]

My money is on the Nazis. They are skilled enough to avoid detection by anything that could prove their existence, equipped with high-spec night gear, and have already sent a message by murdering alpacas.

On top of that, they're also everywhere, all the time! Truly fierce opponents!

 

[Sheogorath]

the nazi millitia will outlive everyone

 

[Pixy]

the nazi millitia will outlive everyone

The thousand-year tranch militia.

 

[Janki's Mom]

AIDS.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

It kind of sounds like it's happening in slow mo

 

[Schizotism]

The rope.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The rope.

If the rope wins, everyone wins.