Who killed Laura Palmer?

[Maskull]

Please, no spoilers.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

IT WAS ME AUSTIN MASKULL IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

She died out of boredom.

 

[Cats]

Para Laulmer

 

[Dysnomia]

Log Lady

 

[Pee Cola]

Maggie Simpson

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

A opportunistic infection.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

some random filmcrew guy who accidentally showed up in a reflection of a mirror during filming

 

[tehpope]

Cocaine

 

[*sigh*]

How’s Annie?
How’s Annie?
How’s Annie?

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

I don't know who that is, but it was likely the Clintons.

 

[CptnSnshn]

An internet lumberjack

 

[*sigh*]

An internet lumberjack

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ya mum

 

[Mortin Shart]

His name was Laura Palmer.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I don't know who that is, but it was likely the Clintons.

Laura Palmer knew too much.

 

[The Cunting Death]

B.O.B.

 

[Jason Wynn]

The David Duchovny tranny character.

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Maggie