Which Ninja Turtle has the most lolcow potential?

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Leo: tries too hard to be the leader, ends up sperging out
Raph: gets too angry, spergs out in frustration, easily provoked
Mikey: depends on the version, but typically the dumb little brother you could convince to do anything. Could very easily be an irl livestreamer
Don: depending on the version is a mega autist or just a nerd. Could be a lolcow based on this.

SSj_Ness said:
Donatello, I think they even turned him gay in the newest garbage iteration.
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He didn’t come off as gay from what I saw. They made him seem way more like a spergy little brother which was weird because that’s typically Mikey’s role and they implied the turtles were all pretty close in age so for him to seem 12 while everyone else was like 16-17 was weird.

Splinter came off as a fretful metrosexual instead of a wise old master tho.
 
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Depending on the circumstance I am going to say Rapheal and Donatello are the most likely. Raphael is the most obvious because he would probably be an internet tough guy posting things similar to the navy seal copypasta. However, he might not be extremely online which is where Donatello comes in. Being the tech guy, he's most likely to actually be terminally online where I assume he would have the Reddit atheist attitude and get extremely autistic about 'winning the debate' and end up embarassing himself when he called out spelling mistakes as proof of his correctness.
 
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If I had to rank them from most potential to least I would say Raph, Donnie, Mikey and Leo. I say Raph primarily because I think his tard rage would attract more trolls than any of the other turtles.
 
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Donatello or Raphael are the two correct answers.

Donatello is an autist who would spend way too much time on the Internet. He'd have absolutely been a brony. Him trooning out wouldn't be out of the question.

Raphael is a rageaholic tough guy with an inferiority complex. He wouldn't be able to handle the trolls.

Outside shot at Michelangelo because he has an IQ of 54 and is constantly high, but he is laid back to the point where he wouldn't let much bother him.
 
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People are saying Mikey because he's a dumbass stoner or Donny because he's a turbosperg who fucks machines (accurate lore according to the theme song), but you know Raph is the most likely to rage at trolls. He'd have some glorious chimpouts.
 
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They're just different archetypes :
- Raphael = Ragepig / Ethan Ralph
- Donatello = Nerd Autist / Terry Davis or one of the nerdy autistic people of gender (Byuu maybe? Because he was is also competent at what he does)
- Michelangelo = Goofy Retard / King CobraJFS
- Leonardo = Delusion of Grandeur / idk, Nick Fuentes?

It's the four humors theory applied to lolcows really.
 
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