Which lolcow has the best physique? - inspired by a question by user "DSP's Tax Lawyer" in the weightlifting thread

[MS Paint Gigachad]

I'm going with Eugenia Cooney. Permanently sub-10% body fat and a slim figure, that's hard to beat.

 

[Skitarii]

@SIGSEGV

 

[Shig O'nella]

Chantal.

She's perfect ... ly spherical.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Joshua "Angery Boi Null" Conner Troon

 

[Metatron]

Well.... Aella. It's only smellz.

 

[Fag Albert]

Big Lenny hes shaped like a mutant

 

[Whatevermancer]

Can Andrew Tate be considered a lolcow?

 

[Ed Weed]

Jared Genesis

 

[mannic]

my old friend

 

[AgendaPoster]

BAP and Tate
Aella for females, only and only after we force wash her

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

LTG

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Me

 

[Tablet County]

Does Fedsmoker count even though he's dead?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Uncle Terry

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Can Andrew Tate be considered a lolcow?

There is a semi-active thread on him

 

[Yamamura]

People don't want to admit it, but deep down they know it to be true.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Jason Genova

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

People don't want to admit it, but deep down they know it to be true.
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Some great definition and size around the biceps and delts, this is definitely a contender

 

[Ken Barlow]

Jason Genova

IFBB pro Janoy Howard Cresva is our only winner.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Can Andrew Tate be considered a lolcow?

He already is, plus I think he is a closet case.

Anyway, here is what peak masculinity looks like: