Where do I sign up for the war refugee waifu program?

[WinchesterPremium]

I'm not picky. She has to be at least 6/10, a virgin, and have moderate cooking ability. And be willing to cosplay. And be a female. Or at least close. If it ends up being a guy in a dress just trying to escape than he better be a GREAT COOK to make up for it tho.

 

[NigKid]

draw a number faggot and get in line, we have rules goddammit.

we have some pretty good cocks cooks over there though

 

[Lone MacReady]

Sorry goyim, this is the only "white female refugee" that your Judeo-communist government will import.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Don't tell anyone, but Null is in charge of the distribution. That YouTube post is cover.

 

[Jack Awful]

Message Null about it.

 

[NigKid]

Don't tell anyone, but Null is in charge of the distribution.

he already separated all the fat ones for his "internship" whatever thats supposed to mean

 

[AMHOLIO]

You can sign up for it but you have to leave your house to do it so you're fucked OP.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Sorry goyim, this is the only "white female refugee" that your Judeo-communist government will import.
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The one with glasses looks like he can cook. We can negotiate.

You can sign up for it but you have to leave your house to do it so you're fucked OP.

My mom can drive me after we go to my dentist appointment bro it ain't hard.

 

[Shig O'nella]

It's only a war, FFS. The refugees are nowhere near desperate enough to pick you as their waifu.

 

[FarCentrist]

The West is always fucking taking in military aged male refugees from the Stans who end up raping the local women.

How about some furtile hot women from Ukraine? We solve 2 problems: they can escape their country and the local incels lose their virginity and start a family.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The West is always fucking taking in military aged male refugees from the Stans who end up raping the local women.

How about some furtile hot women from Ukraine? We solve 2 problems: they can escape their country and the local incels lose their virginity and start a family.

We don't need the incels losing their virginity and starting families because married incels eventually troon out and abandon their kids or attempt to groom them into transexualism.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I heard Coach Red Pill is willing to be your loving refugee waifu ^^ !
He is not picky so wont mind putting on a blond wig & a nice Trad Dress <3

 

[Solid Snek]

The West is always fucking taking in military aged male refugees from the Stans who end up raping the local women.

How about some furtile hot women from Ukraine? We solve 2 problems: they can escape their country and the local incels lose their virginity and start a family.

What makes you think the hot, fertile women would have sex with the incels? The incels' problem isn't a lack of hot women, their problem is a lack of being able to handle hot women.

In order to make this plan work, we'd first have to nationalize the Ukrainian waifus, and then have the federal government redistribute them in an equitable manner.

 

[FarCentrist]

In order to make this plan work, we'd first have to nationalize the Ukrainian waifus, and then have the federal government redistribute them in an equitable manner.

Sounds like a good plan to me and it couldn't be possibly worse than the mass migrant rapes of Germany New Years.

 

[RollerGator]

Congratulations you are the first person to make this joke.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Congratulations you are the first person to make this joke.

Not everyone can be as original as Goerge Floyd

 

[RollerGator]

Not everyone can be as original as Goerge Floyd

Maybe you can be the first guy to make "I hope I don't get drafted!" joke while you're at it.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Is a Ukrainian woman's accent hot? Polish, Russian and German are all pretty appealing to listen to