What's with the stupid newfags?

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Norbert the Tiger
Things ebb and flow. Perhaps it is just a confluence of circumstance with those sorts of new accounts happening at about the same time, whereas in the past they were more spread out? Just off the top of my head, @Grape_gutzzz @kaden_antonlos and @oakly_sellers are some of the brand new accounts from last year that I have seen met with disastrous results, but pretty hilarious overall. Notably, things happened very quickly for grape_gutzzz and oakly sellers, whereas Kaden kept poking the hornets nest over a period of several months before things came to their inevitable conclusion. Last two received their own threads, wth "Oakly Sellers" being an official halal and Kaden getting halal'd but not being denoted as such officially...
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Not enough bullying
also seems to range, sometimes newfags we get are actually chill and cool and a breath of fresh air, most of the time their beyond obnoxious redditor twitter tards even literally since half of them sign up to this website that is actively public enemy number one using easily identifiable info and it's found out they come straight from those places
basically, faggots who refuse to make any effort to fit in with the site's culture and come in thinking everyone will just give them a pass
 
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Things ebb and flow. Perhaps it is just a confluence of circumstance with those sorts of new accounts happening at about the same time, whereas in the past they were more spread out? Just off the top of my head, @Grape_gutzzz @kaden_antonlos and @oakly_sellers are some of the brand new accounts from last year that I have seen met with disastrous results, but pretty hilarious overall. Notably, things happened very quickly for grape_gutzzz and oakly sellers, whereas Kaden kept poking the hornets nest over a period of several months before things came to their inevitable conclusion. Last two received their own threads, wth "Oakly Sellers" being an official halal and Kaden getting halal'd but not being denoted as such officially.

https://kiwifarms.st/members/kaden-antolos.135759/
 
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Some Newfags always become insufferable faggots. Its just the curse we must endure for the site to remain free to view and registrar on the clearnet. Thankfully the ancient arts of public shaming, ridicule and bullying rituals remain strong among our base and that helps weed out the cunts, trolls, dumbasses and others that need harsh lessons in internet literacy. For this recent batch I suspect some putrid patient Sharty members have been spewing their excrement across the forum now that they can. Ebb and flow as others have said.
 
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The bad news: the cookie-cutter /pol/ castoffs are definitely starting to wear thin

The good news: telling them to have sex is always good for a laugh
 
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Well, I tried to make a (half-joking) thread about this, but it was pretty divisive and resulted in me just being called a faggot-retard-nigger a bunch of times. I think part of the reason for some of these newfags is the Bossmanjack thread. A bunch of his OG alogs have decided to make accounts without actually reading the rules and have been cowtipping pretty blatantly in his thread. Other than that, the site recently did have registration locked due to soyjack.party going offline, but I can't tell if there is an influx of Sharty refugees. They mostly have contained themselves to the soyjack.party thread.
 
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Ogre Magi said:
Well, I tried to make a (half-joking) thread about this, but it was pretty divisive and resulted in me just being called a faggot-retard-nigger a bunch of times. I think part of the reason for some of these newfags is the Bossmanjack thread. A bunch of his OG alogs have decided to make accounts without actually reading the rules and have been cowtipping pretty blatantly in his thread. Other than that, the site recently did have registration locked due to soyjack.party going offline, but I can't tell if there is an influx of Sharty refugees. They mostly have contained themselves to the soyjack.party thread.
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I'm honestly surprised I haven't been shit on yet.
 
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N Space said:
I'm honestly surprised I haven't been shit on yet.
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If you don't do stupid things, you won't win stupid prizes. If you did not lurk a lot before making your account I would encourage more lurking until you get a feel for things. You seem ok so far though.
 
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Ogre Magi said:
If you don't do stupid things, you won't win stupid prizes. If you did not lurk a lot before making your account I would encourage more lurking until you get a feel for things. You seem ok so far though.
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I would encourage lurking for at least a year before signing up, though preferably longer. Personally, I read various parts of the site on and off for around two years before finally feeling comfortable enough to sign up. This is a site where you really need to get acquainted with the community and general etiquette before barging your way in like an oblivious retard.

Remember; it’s okay to be new. But it’s never okay to be a newfag.
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Personally, I read various parts of the site on and off for around two years before finally feeling comfortable enough to sign up.
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Ditto.
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This is a site where you really need to get acquainted with the community and general etiquette before barging your way in like an oblivious retard.
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You hit the nail on the head. However, that won't stop the gay niggercattle newfags who don't read the rules when signing up, nor will it make them read the room before being the disruptive newfags they are.
 
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Dynamite Bean said:
Not enough bullying
also seems to range, sometimes newfags we get are actually chill and cool and a breath of fresh air, most of the time their beyond obnoxious redditor twitter tards even literally since half of them sign up to this website that is actively public enemy number one using easily identifiable info and it's found out they come straight from those places
basically, faggots who refuse to make any effort to fit in with the site's culture and come in thinking everyone will just give them a pass
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Use punctuation, nigger.
 
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At this point a lot of them honestly seem like minors who are attracted to KF because they see it as "edgy".

Like I'm not gonna claim I'm a good forum member (because I'm not), but some of these people are actually fucking retards and it's hard not to imagine them drooling as they post.

Also I'd bet money that the moose dude has never fucked even once. Read his QnA posts but in your mind imagine the voice of a squeaky 12 year old boy and suddenly it all makes sense.
 
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Catler said:
Also I'd bet money that the moose dude has never fucked even once. Read his QnA posts but imagine a squeaky 12 year olds and suddenly it all makes sense.
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Out of all places to ask those stupid questions, why the fuck would you seriously pick the Kiwi Farms unless your intention was trolling? Moose is either a minor, mentally handicapped, a really obvious troll, or all of the above.
 
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