What’s the worst place to propose?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Bonus question: what’s the worst wedding ring to propose with?

 

[King George III]

Garbage transfer station
Bonus Answer: onion ring found at garbage transfer station.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A whorehouse.

 

[break these cuffs]

At that giant black islam cube with that giant black cube on the ring.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Kiwi Farms

 

[Vingle]

Public toilet

 

[KittyGremlin]

If it's not a business proposal I don't want to hear it, idc what place.

 

[Colon capital V]

The moment when your gf is getting an abortion

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

any place in public where you force those around you to be part of your proposal. fuck you niggers, go do that someplace private.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Auschwitz and with a ring found in Auschwitz

 

[The Backwards Man]

Auschwitz and with a ring found in Auschwitz

Don't tell Ethan Klein and Quentin Tarantino this.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Kiwi Farms

In the official rape chat thread!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

In court at your murder trial where you are accused of murdering your ex-wife, with your ex-wife's ring.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Auschwitz and with a ring found in Auschwitz

honestly, any woman who would say yes to you in that circumstance is a 100% sigma tier keeper. now i know what my life goals are; find me a woman who would do that for me.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

honestly, any woman who would say yes to you in that circumstance is a 100% sigma tier keeper. now i know what my life goals are; find me a woman who would do that for me.

Why? It’s not like anything notable happened there

 

[Soup Sammiches]

At her wedding to another guy with one of those candy ring-pops.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Someone else's wedding, especially if it's another one of your family members. That's just a dick move.

Also, with one of those gaudy rings with the giant stone. That's just asking for it to be stolen. Or her to run off and pawn it.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

At a faggy public institution like a school.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Divorce court during the proceedings of your divorce.
Ring made from paperclip from paperwork of your divorce.

 

[Cats]

I saw a guy propose in public in the mall one time, he screamed for everyone to look and as soon as he bent down on one knee he fucking farted so loudly that I could hear it up on the second story balcony.