Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Kosher Dill said:
Not only is he qualified, but after a two-decade-long boom in group home construction he'll have multiple competing offers.
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Chris will be like a big sports star deciding on where to sign.

Plus if the people that run the home know who they have, they can charge admission for people to come in see the one and only Chris Chan.

Mr. 0 said:
Chris is too fat to even fly across state lines, let alone across the world into ching-chong land. And there's no non-knockoff legos over there either.
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I'd hate to be one of the poor SOBs stuck on a non stop international flight sitting next to Chris.
 
anti SJW said:
Chris will be like a big sports star deciding on where to sign.

Plus if the people that run the home know who they have, they can charge admission for people to come in see the one and only Chris Chan.
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I think you vastly overestimate the situation in which he would willfully admit himself to stay in a group home of some sort (and group homes do not really work that way you describe, they allow people to have a certain degree of freedom, but their finances are monitored and they have a fixed schedule and set of rules to keep them in line, but it can differ from each group home of course).

He's an individual that whilst not completely free of independence, by still having his mother around, has perfectly managed to do basic day to day tasks with relative ease. He has been in contact with psychiatrists in the past and they didn't exactly think he had any serious mental health complications to the point were he is incapable of looking after himself.

He would likely have to cause some sort of threat to harm someone or put his life in danger in order to be picked up by the state and thrown in a tard home, and even then, the chances of that happening as we see things right now are slim to none.

While yes you could argue that he has made some incredibly daft decisions in the past, such as literally believing he had a vagina growing inside of him, and paying up six grand because he was extorted by thinking the idea fags were gonna blow up his fictional world with a moon laser. These have been isolated incidents, and whilst history has shown that Chris is really not the sort of person to learn from his own mistakes, nothing has happened so far in recent years that's put himself in any determinatal harm without a tard wrangler, the dimensional merge bullshit could just be delusions of grandeur because his life is generally shit and has little to no actual "friends" he can hang with, as far as we're aware.

Now I am not necessarily saying that without a doubt it may never happen, it would literally be a situation in which Chris would have to be in such a fractured mental state that no amount of watchmen/white knights would do any good assistanting him by finding adequate housing, having enough money to buy things or simply preventing him from getting sick and dieing.

If the going gets truly tough for him, then basic human fear would kick in and he would get freaked out by having to deal with any impending problems, and try to live his life with all his toys, vidya and other crap for as long as he can.

It could take years and years for him to literally reach a point that he would have to be admitted into a group home, but as far as things stand now, Chris wouldn't need to and not only that, but he wouldn't want to, he doesn't think that anything is actually wrong with him (aside from bring a little slow because of his autisim).
 
I think it'll go something like this
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Hogar Grupal said:
Call me an a-log, but I hope weens come when it's her funeral and as they inter Barb into her columbarium, take photos. They may have have left Bob alone due to respect, but I'd doubt they'd do the same for her.

Chris might go one extra step further, take the photo himself, and make one big word salad post on how she was the "greatest" mom ever, but them make it about auras and how the trolls were responsible.
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Honestly I wouldn't put it past the weens to dig up her corpse after she's been buried, hell she probably won't even be in the ground for 24 hours before some faggots dig her up and try to extort Chris into paying a ransom to rebury her.
 
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Broseph said:
Honestly I wouldn't put it past the weens to dig up her corpse after she's been buried, hell she probably won't even be in the ground for 24 hours before some faggots dig her up and try to extort Chris into paying a ransom to put her back in the ground.
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As it has been stated, Barb will be cremated, since she'll be interred into a columbarium. If anything, they could get her urn of ashes.

I'm wondering if this will snap Chris back into reality? Probably not since Chris made Bobchu, and he's alive in another dimension.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
As it has been stated, Barb will be cremated, since she'll be interred into a columbarium. If anything, they could get her urn of ashes.

I'm wondering if this will snap Chris back into reality? Probably not since Chris made Bobchu, and he's alive in another dimension.
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I agree, I think Chris is too far gone. It is only a matter of what form his delusions are going to shift into next. The only thing that is keeping him tethered into reality is real life demanding it like having to show up to court or this bill needs to be paid right now.
 
UzumakiLeaf said:
I agree, I think Chris is too far gone. It is only a matter of what form his delusions are going to shift into next. The only thing that is keeping him tethered into reality is real life demanding it like having to show up to court or this bill needs to be paid right now.
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I am not sure bills and court dates will be very effective at keeping Chris grounded in the absence of an authority figure forcing Chris to acknowledge them. It's not difficult for me to imagine Chris simply failing to appear in court and just ignoring bills indefinitely after Barb dies.
 
Cuntflaps said:
I am not sure bills and court dates will be very effective at keeping Chris grounded in the absence of an authority figure forcing Chris to acknowledge them. It's not difficult for me to imagine Chris simply failing to appear in court and just ignoring bills indefinitely after Barb dies.
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Some members mention here that Chris is capable of paying bills. You maybe right; without Barb pestering him about the finances, Chris would, in likelihood, probably ignore those bills, given he's preoccupied on the internet/merge.

About general responsibility, the only thing Chris had any "responsibility" as of note was fixing the AC. So far, we can't tell if he wanted to show off on twitter, or if Barb pestered him to do it because Chris was busy on the merge doing nothing.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Chris would, in likelihood, probably ignore those bills, given he's preoccupied on the internet/merge.
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Wasn't there one incident where the power company shut off their power and Chris had to do an emergency beg to get the money to turn the juice back on?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EMERGENCY_HOME_UPDATE

It looks like the power wasn't shut off, but it came very close to. That takes some white trash skill to let power bills go until they threaten to shut the house off.
 
Smash That Kike Button said:
I’m putting my money on the very unlikely scenario that Chris dies before Barb.
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If this is the case, would every piece of speculation on this thread just be inverted to apply to Barb instead of Chris?

Nah JK. Barb will not even claim the remains. If she does, Chris's ashes will join the hoard, lost until Barb becomes a rosechu, a welfare check is done, and weens loot the property.
 
Null will adopt Chris and they'll live out the rest of their lives together. The forum will be shut down to help fund the lego purchases or maybe Null will be his agent and book appearances and autograph signings.
 
Ch@nnel-Sh!ft said:
I'm genuinely hoping one of them can get him set up in a tard home. When barb kicks the bucket, if nothing is done, given how much she's fucked him over, I'd say Chris is going to be absolutely fucked.
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I think it really depends on whether a serious dose of reality like that shocks him back into something like sanity, or if he just completely loses his mind at that point.
Flavius Anthemius said:
He would likely have to cause some sort of threat to harm someone or put his life in danger in order to be picked up by the state and thrown in a tard home, and even then, the chances of that happening as we see things right now are slim to none.
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Chris despises retards, considers himself above them, despite being one himself, and would never lower himself to that state. He would have to admit he's a tard, which he is not going to do.
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Wasn't there one incident where the power company shut off their power and Chris had to do an emergency beg to get the money to turn the juice back on?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EMERGENCY_HOME_UPDATE

It looks like the power wasn't shut off, but it came very close to. That takes some white trash skill to let power bills go until they threaten to shut the house off.
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Especially considering there are a ludicrous number of stalling tactics to keep them from doing it, from filing bogus consumer complaints to lolsuits to whatever. It's practically impossible for them to turn off power if you just dick around with ridiculous shit like this.

I'm pretty sure this was a stunt Barb put him up to, her typical white trash hick tricks.
 
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I don't know by that time when she finally does Chris will have brain function to care or know. My guess is that he will be tweeting something about the merge about how barb is in c-197 with Bob then he moves in with someone and carries on like nothing ever happened.
 
He's going to encase her corpse in model magic clay creating a life size rosechu and allow her to mummify thus using her clay covered corpse to internally justify the merge.
 
Burd Turglar said:
He's going to encase her corpse in model magic clay creating a life size rosechu and allow her to mummify thus using her clay covered corpse to internally justify the merge.
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With enough influence from trolls, Chris may supersede Bob's will and do just that. Let's be honest: Chris is delusional at this point that he legit thinks he won't move out. He's made a drawing of Bob and declared him alive in another dimension. This might be doable just to keep his delusion real.
 
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