Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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She did admit to Chris' behavior not being normal in Joe Draft's documentary, so maybe there's still hope.

Not gonna lie, I would've loved to have seen the Joe Draft documentary, even if only for the Megan interviews and Barb offering her own perspective without having to use Chris to grift.

Is there any way someone could reach out to Joe Draft and get his documentary released somehow? I get that he acted like a clueless faggot on the Farms but we probably missed out on some interesting info in doing so.
 
Not gonna lie, I would've loved to have seen the Joe Draft documentary, even if only for the Megan interviews and Barb offering her own perspective without having to use Chris to grift.

Is there any way someone could reach out to Joe Draft and get his documentary released somehow? I get that he acted like a clueless faggot on the Farms but we probably missed out on some interesting info in doing so.
If it's to believed, Draft destroyed the hard drives containing the footage. Unless he had backups, or behind the scenes someone shot, his documentary is forever lost.
 
Not gonna lie, I would've loved to have seen the Joe Draft documentary, even if only for the Megan interviews and Barb offering her own perspective without having to use Chris to grift.

Is there any way someone could reach out to Joe Draft and get his documentary released somehow? I get that he acted like a clueless faggot on the Farms but we probably missed out on some interesting info in doing so.
Unlike shecameforCWC.JPG, that was never 100% confirmed to be Megan IIRC we just see a faceless girl with dark hair and hear a young woman's voice-over discussing Chris. I don't know Joe Draft but, his motives make me think he's the kind of person who wants you to think Megan was interviewed. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but, I don't trust that and I don't trust the "documentary" was completely destroyed either, only made to appear as such. I have a hard time believing Megan wants anything to do with Chris given how things ended.


And she'd flip if she knew her precious baby boy girl was touching a gun.
Barb was never a good parent, keeping Chris out of harm was/is such a low priority in her life it wouldn't extend to firearms saftey. I could totally see Chris finding the thing tossing it in his purse and waving it around at someone who asked him to leave their store. The legend goes its a .25 ACP which is pocket gun, not the kind of thing known for bruising up a hand although some of the junkier ones aka "saturday night specials" as Cole described are sold to the public without much fit and finish, I cut my hand accidentally years ago just handling something similar because the factory never smoothed out the sharp metal parts. Probably something like this $100.00 POS .25 acp pocket gun good luck finding that small thing in a mountain of trash like the Chandler hoard.
 
Chris won't notice for days. The fact that his animals are eating something, is enough for him. Week later the animals attack him and slowly tear him apart. Then Chris sees Sonichu! Who spits on him and gives the middle finger as both of them are doomed to hell. The last thing that Chris hears before his skeleton is recycled for rats, is Sonichu yelling I love you mama!
Because hes so delusional
 
Chris won't notice for days. The fact that his animals are eating something, is enough for him. Week later the animals attack him and slowly tear him apart. Then Chris sees Sonichu! Who spits on him and gives the middle finger as both of them are doomed to hell. The last thing that Chris hears before his skeleton is recycled for rats, is Sonichu yelling I love you mama!
Because hes so delusional
What's scary is this is the least tragic death scenario for Chris.
 
He'd probably would think it's like firing Megatron's gun form. He used on target practice for Adam Stackhouse.
that's what I'm thinking. He'd be so unprepared for the recoil that the handgun would rocket back and pistol whip himself.

Barb finds Chris out on the lawn, seemingly lifeless with a gun in his hand and she either has a heart attack from losing her tard-son's tugboat money, or she decides its finally time to start living now that no one's holding her down.
 
that's what I'm thinking. He'd be so unprepared for the recoil that the handgun would rocket back and pistol whip himself.

Barb finds Chris out on the lawn, seemingly lifeless with a gun in his hand and she either has a heart attack from losing her tard-son's tugboat money, or she decides its finally time to start living now that no one's holding her down.
Barb redemption arc?!
 
Mark me mad at the internet, but I would like to know if Barb regrets giving birth to Chris before she dies. I've never seen anyone like Chris who makes life worse not only to himself, but to people around him, like his parents for his behavior.
 
Mark me mad at the internet, but I would like to know if Barb regrets giving birth to Chris before she dies. I've never seen anyone like Chris who makes life worse not only to himself, but to people around him, like his parents for his behavior.
Barb probably regrets both Chris and Chole.
 
Mark me mad at the internet, but I would like to know if Barb regrets giving birth to Chris before she dies. I've never seen anyone like Chris who makes life worse not only to himself, but to people around him, like his parents for his behavior.
Squeezing Chris out of her tainted womb was probably the best decision she made. Now she has an autistic house slave who will take care of her while she hoards shit and waits to die.
 
Is it possible for Chris to die first due to his own health problems and his own reckless nature?
Definitely if he gets the coof. He's obese and his doctor had prescribed him Lipitor in his mid twenties. Plus if I remember correctly, the hormone gel he rubs on his man tits can give him heart problems.

But then again Chris getting the coof means Barb getting the coof. If that happens, it'd be a race to see who gets to meet the Lumberjack in the Sky first.
 
Is it possible for Chris to die first due to his own health problems and his own reckless nature?
Frankly yes, but I don't think it would be from health problems. He's the picture of ill-health in his 30s but many people are walking around looking much worse for wear, and for longer. What's far more likely in my view is that he puts himself in another dangerous situation like with Sockness only this time he dies from it. Or, frankly, he gets manipulated to go to an area and then gets robbed (or even kidnapped if the people behind it are particularly sadistic) and dies as a result. Bear in mind that there's half a generation on the Internet which grew up not knowing who Chris actually is; all they would see is some clearly-malleable retard instead of an early-Internet icon. And without the Internet-icon-shield hanging around and making an unwritten rule not to do anything too extreme, it only takes one person to "befriend" him and lure him into a trap. I mean a couple of years ago we had 3 black teenagers kidnap and torture a white guy and livestream it; we had a fucking mass shooting livestreamed... Kidnapping and killing Chris wouldn't even be the worst thing to be streamed in the last 5 years.
 
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