Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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troon patrol said:
If there is a gun it's buried under a mountain of trash and QVC purchases like most everything else in that house. I'm on the fence if I think Chris is capable of actually shooting people, although I wouldn't put it past him to brandish or threaten the local Walmart manager with a firearm. What @Marvin said is news to me, I've been under the impression Barb owned a pistol that allegedly was fired in Cole's presence and was presumably remaining in the house; at least that's the way I understood it the way Null talked about it, if he was joking I obviously didn't get the joke.
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Marvin pointed out that this wasn't in 14 BC. It was when Cole Smithey was living with his stepfather, a stage magician named Jerry Harmon, at 1124 West Grace Street (apartment 7) in Richmond. The gun was Harmon's gun.

Cole Smithey's story:

So that gun was never in 14 BC. Bob may or may not have had a gun but there's no reason to think he did. I think the thought there's a gun there probably came from the Cole Smithey story, or at least that's why I thought it was there, but that story is about a completely different place and the gun was owned by a completely different person.
 
KillDaHo said:
Not necessarily. There are plenty of ways the dude could kill himself. Like, he could take a toaster bath and zap to the extreme.
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They might have installed GFI outlets in the mildew lair after the Keurig incident when the house was remodeled. He might get a tingle but not much else.
 
76LD910 said:
If there ever was a gun prior to Bob's death it's probably been sold by now. And Barb probably wouldn't allow Chris to have one in the house without Bob around.
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Do you even know what Barb is? If it was there it still is. There's just no reason to think it ever was there.
 
AnOminous said:
Do you even know what Barb is? If it was there it still is. There's just no reason to think it ever was there.
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barb would have tried to sell it before ever getting rid of the guns.

Personally I'd love to see chris try to fire a gun. he'd either be too scared of the loud noise to pull the trigger or believe his flabby, fat arms would fire it all loosey goosey and the recoil hurts his shoulder(if its a rifle) or hits him in the head (handgun)
 
AnOminous said:
Barb threatens to kill herself if you even touch the hoard. Only recently did she even consent to Chris selling some shit from it.
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I must be mistaking all of Bob's stuff that was destroyed in the fire for stuff that was sold.

I could have sworn they had gotten rid of a lot of stuff.
 
76LD910 said:
I must be mistaking all of Bob's stuff that was destroyed in the fire for stuff that was sold.

I could have sworn they had gotten rid of a lot of stuff.
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Barb literally accused the firefighters of stealing stuff.
 
She'll be his new heartsweet, in the Dimension and a Goddess too...of Hoarding, Lying, and being a Whore.
 
AnOminous said:
Yes it is, unless they're complete cunts. I suppose it's not that uncommon to be a complete cunt but Barb is a huge one. Anyway anyone who does that sucks.
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Nope, I wouldn't doubt that she has mild not major dementia. Yet again, I wouldn't put it past Barb to be paranoid about her cheap costume jewelry.
 
AnOminous said:
Marvin pointed out that this wasn't in 14 BC. It was when Cole Smithey was living with his stepfather, a stage magician named Jerry Harmon, at 1124 West Grace Street (apartment 7) in Richmond. The gun was Harmon's gun.
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I never realized there was a whole intergenerational "cucked by stage magicians" thing going on in that family.

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