Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Syaoran Li]

Cole once made a comment about Barb "shooting one of Bob's guns in the house" and the bullet allegedly "bounced around the room". Nobody knows how true the statement is, but its physically improbable for anything outside of a subsonic .22 hitting a metal bowl or something to ricochet around a room.

Given this is Cole we're talking about, I'd take anything he says about Bob with a mountain of salt.

 

[stets]

If she passes away in her sleep, it's obvious Chris will call 911 once he realizes she's unresponsive. We've been over this many times.

In that case, I hope the Greene County sheriff’s department wears body cameras and responds to bullshit FOIA requests from speds on the internet.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

In that case, I hope the Greene County sheriff’s department wears body cameras and responds to bullshit FOIA requests from speds on the internet.

These days I wonder is how far chris would commit to his sonichu larp.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"This is Sonichu of 14 branch court cwckville, and Barbra Anne needs to be taken to a pokemon center!"

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, ever watch Hoarders? All of those people claim that they have valuable stuff. "Oh, it's worth so much!". The one that really sticks out is a lady who supposedlly collected high end purses. Super high end stuff, mind you, Louis Vutton. She blew her husbands savings on it. They brought in a specialist to go through the purse "collection". She eneded up getting $300 for the whole lot. Most were fakes or just crap.

I imagine the situation at 14 BLC is even worse. A mix of the filth hoarders, dogs that shit everywhere and "treasures" that are worth less than the price of your shirt.

Yeah, the GREEDY FIREMAN already took their original Salvador Dali. Everything else is trash.

 

[BScCollateral]

Given this is Cole we're talking about, I'd take anything he says about Bob with a mountain of salt.

True enough, but someone talking about a weapons discharge in the house is likely to get something wrong.

My grandfather had a war story I don't believe, but I'm gonna cut him some slack.

 

[Tikbalang]

These days I wonder is how far chris would commit to his sonichu larp.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"This is Sonichu of 14 branch court cwckville, and Barbra Anne needs to be taken to a pokemon center!"

Barb's Covid was healed in six seconds, thanks nurse Joy.
Chris can pretend he's sonichu all he wants except for one thing: run. He claims that he ran but there's no proof that he did it.

 

[naught]

People will stop asking when barb will die and start asking if cwc is alive

 

[Hexbox]

These days I wonder is how far chris would commit to his sonichu larp.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"This is Sonichu of 14 branch court cwckville, and Barbra Anne needs to be taken to a pokemon center!"

"Still in my momma's bawdy, hmmm."

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Cole once made a comment about Barb "shooting one of Bob's guns in the house" and the bullet allegedly "bounced around the room". Nobody knows how true the statement is, but its physically improbable for anything outside of a subsonic .22 hitting a metal bowl or something to ricochet around a room.

That wasn't Bob's gun, that was one of Barb's boyfriend's gun.

Anyways, with this Covid vaccine being rushed out, I'm sure Chris and Barb are dumb enough to get first in line to take it. If the vaccine doesn't kill them, one of them is sure to develop one of the many disorders that come with it. Bell's palsy saga is coming soon.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't know if this has been brought up before, but what if Barb wrote a book on her experience with Chris (and maybe Cole) before she dies? Her type loves grifting, so why not one final information overload on things OPL didn't tell everyone before she dies?

 

[Space General]

I don't know if this has been brought up before, but what if Barb wrote a book on her experience with Chris (and maybe Cole) before she dies? Her type loves grifting, so why not one final information overload on things OPL didn't tell everyone before she dies?

Writing that book would hinge on her admitting in print that she failed as a mother, which isn't gonna happen.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Writing that book would hinge on her admitting in print that she failed as a mother, which isn't gonna happen.

She did admit to Chris' behavior not being normal in Joe Draft's documentary, so maybe there's still hope.

 

[Space General]

She did admit to Chris' behavior not being normal in Joe Draft's documentary, so maybe there's still hope.

you might just be right.
I'm holding out for suddenlyawareofdeath!Barb doing a tell all from her insane viewpoint in the daily dot or some shit, though. I'm sure there's at least one journlulzist who needs the clickbait. Hound her on facebook messenger all day long until she agrees to an interview type guy.

 

[LolRaccoon]

If the Farms die before Barb does, will it take longer for Christorians to find out?

 

[Retarded INTP]

I didn't mean to imply that he was specifically going to shoot himself. I just meant suicide in general.

So...shooting himself ?

 

[Minionlover73]

So...shooting himself ?

I don’t think he would kill himself. Unless if he really believed it necessary for the dimensional merge but I think he knows deep inside that it’s all bullshit and he just likes calling himself a goddess

 

[Spoopy]

Barb's Covid was healed in six seconds, thanks nurse Joy.
Chris can pretend he's sonichu all he wants except for one thing: run. He claims that he ran but there's no proof that he did it.

Except for the one time he did parkour. Chris 1 - The Trolls 0

 

[KillDaHo]

So...shooting himself ?

Not necessarily. There are plenty of ways the dude could kill himself. Like, he could take a toaster bath and zap to the extreme.

 

[Minionlover73]

Not necessarily. There are plenty of ways the dude could kill himself. Like, he could take a toaster bath and zap to the extreme.

Probably more likely he does that by accident rather than on purpose

 

[Retarded INTP]

Not necessarily. There are plenty of ways the dude could kill himself. Like, he could take a toaster bath and zap to the extreme.

Thank you KillDaHo. He will.