Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Dr. Silvestrechu said:
You know, if Borb had simply forced Chris to invest 15% of his tugboat for the past couple of decades, Chris would have more than enough money built up to live comfortably after Barb dies.
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Highly doubtful. If Chris wouldn't have immediately started splurging after Bob's death, he would've wasted the money on some private lawyer during the macing incident trial, instead of using a public defender.
 
Dr. Silvestrechu said:
You know, if Borb had simply forced Chris to invest 15% of his tugboat for the past couple of decades, Chris would have more than enough money built up to live comfortably after Barb dies.
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Chris has no impulse control. He'd just waste the money as soon as he had full control of it. The guy literally buys copies of games he already owns! What would be ideal would be Chris was put in an assisted living home and taught life skills to function as a somewhat semi-independent adult.
 
Phil delivered the line "I just sharted" so well. It brought a smile to my face. I think it would get overused in a movie about Chris Chan.
 
My bet is that Chris will try and conceal Barbs death for as long as possible so he can keep collecting her tugboat.

I dont think we will actually hear about her death until it's been months afterwards.
 
Coleslaw said:
But where?
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It's commonly assumed that some white knight would offer Chris their humble abode for a stretch, dooming their livingroom to forever reek of rotten melons. I think the bigger question is how long their charity would last. I almost wish he'd move out just so we can make a poll to place our bets.
 
Hapless Mailman said:
It's commonly assumed that some white knight would offer Chris their humble abode for a stretch, dooming their livingroom to forever reek of rotten melons. I think the bigger question is how long their charity would last. I almost wish he'd move out just so we can make a poll to place our bets.
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I mean where would Chris invest the tugboat?
 
chainlinktrillionaire said:
My bet is that Chris will try and conceal Barbs death for as long as possible so he can keep collecting her tugboat.

I dont think we will actually hear about her death until it's been months afterwards.
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Yeah, and how Chris would be found out is the smell coming from the house.

Anyone know does Barb pay mortgage, electric, cable, internet? Would Chris know how to pay them? Or would the electric or internet get shut off and he bitch about it?
 
anti SJW said:
Yeah, and how Chris would be found out is the smell coming from the house.

Anyone know does Barb pay mortgage, electric, cable, internet? Would Chris know how to pay them? Or would the electric or internet get shut off and he bitch about it?
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I doubt Barb is the one paying for the internet, water, gas and light in her state.
 
Three Words: Stephanie Bust-cakes Saga

At exorbitant rates to feed his addiction to Lego/Starbucks rainbow galaxy shit/bananas. 💩🍌
And cake sitting 2.0.🎂
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
Do funeral homes allow conjugal visits? Because I know what I will be doing if so :tomgirl:
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Barb will have literally no one attending her funeral save for Chris (if he can even afford one). Some generous kiwis will have to help him set up the funeral since she already has a crypt reserved. If anyone here does show up it'll probably be doing Chris a favor since there's no point in holding a wake with no visitors.
 
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