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Sometimes I think it's fun to imagine if Chris would fuck Barb's corpse in the mouth. I think a lot of it would depend on Chris' state of mind and how long since Barb died. If she had been dead for more than a couple hours I don't think he would do it. I think a lot would depend on what causes Barb's death, people who are on hospice and have drawn-out deaths tend to have very dry mouths and I don't think Chris would fuck her mouth in that case. If she dies relatively quickly of a heart attack or something her mouth would be moister and I think Chris would be more amenable to mouth-fucking her in that event.
 
Tookie said:
Sometimes I think it's fun to imagine if Chris would fuck Barb's corpse in the mouth. I think a lot of it would depend on Chris' state of mind and how long since Barb died. If she had been dead for more than a couple hours I don't think he would do it. I think a lot would depend on what causes Barb's death, people who are on hospice and have drawn-out deaths tend to have very dry mouths and I don't think Chris would fuck her mouth in that case. If she dies relatively quickly of a heart attack or something her mouth would be moister and I think Chris would be more amenable to mouth-fucking her in that event.
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I don't think about these kinds of things, and neither should you.
 
Tookie said:
Sometimes I think it's fun to imagine if Chris would fuck Barb's corpse in the mouth. I think a lot of it would depend on Chris' state of mind and how long since Barb died. If she had been dead for more than a couple hours I don't think he would do it. I think a lot would depend on what causes Barb's death, people who are on hospice and have drawn-out deaths tend to have very dry mouths and I don't think Chris would fuck her mouth in that case. If she dies relatively quickly of a heart attack or something her mouth would be moister and I think Chris would be more amenable to mouth-fucking her in that event.
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Why would he go for the mouth when he could get all up in that pussy?
 
The one thing that I'm worried about in the event of Barb's death, more than anything else, is the very likely possibility of Chris being exploited by orbiters trying to capitalize on his grief and his delusions like the Idea Guys did.

I'm also wondering how ADF will react to Barb's death? It's been almost a decade since Jack Thaddeus and the death of Bob, but as I recall, Phil still hates Chris with a burning passion even though Chris doesn't even have any idea who he is anymore.

Given that ADF has lost his subforum and is an attention whore, I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to troll Chris or do something else equally stupid to get attention in the wake of Barb's demise.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Not even, just fucking look at this shit:

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He can easily get a job at any liberal web publications.

Or cartoon studios:

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Maxliam said:
Well yeah but in the beginning when Kacey tried to get him to get a job (the only redeeming thing she did since she was an annoying cunt), he could have easily gotten a crappy entry level job at Target or Wal-Mart. Believe me, I have worked at both and they take anyone. I mean anyone who is willing to work the very bare minimum (and in a lot of cases not even that). I am sure if he went through a workforce commission (Texas has this, I'm sure Virginia does as well) they would provide a ton of support for someone with his condition.
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He did apply to Target at that time. He and Kacey even talked about it in one of the calls. Obviously they didn't take him.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
He did apply to Target at that time. He and Kacey even talked about it in one of the calls. Obviously they didn't take him.
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I know but because he was being coached by a troll and not by a social worker that would have had his best interests in mind. We can all be annoyed by chris and his jarring character flaws but honestly his parents screwed him. Kid didn't have a chance between hick genes and fossil parents who didn't get him proper treatment.

He was taught to be a welfare queen by his parents. I think he's too far gone now but he could have been helped if it was utilized by his idiot parents.
 
When barb does die do you think any TV stations might pick up on the recent resergence of Chris noterity? I could imagine chris agreeing to some low budget documentary about his gradual decline into madness for a quick buck. That said the adverage joe has no idea who the fuck he is and there are plenty of other mental cases out there that don't have thier stories broadcast to the world. The only thing I can say for absloute certain is that when Barb does eventually dab off of this mortal plain things are gonna get a lot bleaker for our wannabe goddess.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
He did apply to Target at that time. He and Kacey even talked about it in one of the calls. Obviously they didn't take him.
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According to Chris, there were two women and he started to creepily compliment their clothes and appearance.

Lord knows what else he said/did.

But he at least made it to the interview stage.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
According to Chris, there were two women and he started to creepily compliment their clothes and appearance.

Lord knows what else he said/did.

But he at least made it to the interview stage.
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It's really not hard. I literally worked with a guy at Target who freely talked about liking to sniff the ladies underwear when it came to our store as we unloaded the truck. The fact no one else seemed too terribly phased by his ode to female underwear was a true testament to how those stores crush your soul. I quit after 3 days of working there.
 
Easterling said:
When barb does die do you think any TV stations might pick up on the recent resergence of Chris noterity? I could imagine chris agreeing to some low budget documentary about his gradual decline into madness for a quick buck. That said the adverage joe has no idea who the fuck he is and there are plenty of other mental cases out there that don't have thier stories broadcast to the world. The only thing I can say for absloute certain is that when Barb does eventually dab off of this mortal plain things are gonna get a lot bleaker for our wannabe goddess.
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I dont know, Chris is kind of a menace to his community. Any sympathy he might gain is down the toilet when half the stores have to ban the motherfucker.

The police are aware of his bullshit too. That one cop got his car kicked and i wonder if he just let it go because he just didnt want to deal with that shit.

Its like hes actually a very minor small town villian. If only there was some downey in a cape who would stop his nefarious schemes...
 
You guys realize no one in the right mind would hire Chris?

Verbatim the first Google result when you Google his name

"Christopher Christian Christine Weston Chandler (born on 24 February 1982), also known as Chris-Chan, is a 37-year-old autistic, mentally ill manchild lesbian transwoman, former virgin with rage, and creator of the infamous Sonichu."

He's fucked. Any employer would see tge CWCKI and nope the fuck out.
 
I heard Barb has a reverse mortgage so wen she dies he’s out on his ass most likely he will be institutionalized unless he can somehow prove he can care for himself he is disabled he can get section 8 it will just take a bit he would have to go into Shelter for a bit There is a long list for section 8 for single disabled men . He will get a social worker if they feel he can live on his own that is and from what i have seen i highly doubt it it’s very sad I feel really bad for him and I hope by the time his mother dies he will grow up a bit and start taking more responsibility like maybe trying to gain back control of his house before his mother is gone he is famous enough were he could capitalize on it somehow appearances maybe idk he needs a friend someone to give him advice and help be his secondary conscience he desperately needs someone to tell him to cut the shit and grow up quick
 
SamSalamander34 said:
I heard Barb has a reverse mortgage so wen she dies he’s out on his ass most likely he will be institutionalized unless he can somehow prove he can care for himself he is disabled he can get section 8 it will just take a bit he would have to go into Shelter for a bit There is a long list for section 8 for single disabled men . He will get a social worker if they feel he can live on his own that is and from what i have seen i highly doubt it it’s very sad I feel really bad for him and I hope by the time his mother dies he will grow up a bit and start taking more responsibility like maybe trying to gain back control of his house before his mother is gone he is famous enough were he could capitalize on it somehow appearances maybe idk he needs a friend someone to give him advice and help be his secondary conscience he desperately needs someone to tell him to cut the shit and grow up quick
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Read moar. Also, punctuation moar.
 
Maxliam said:
It's really not hard. I literally worked with a guy at Target who freely talked about liking to sniff the ladies underwear when it came to our store as we unloaded the truck. The fact no one else seemed too terribly phased by his ode to female underwear was a true testament to how those stores crush your soul. I quit after 3 days of working there.
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You sniff it after it's been worn, not while it's still new. Fucking amateur.
 
Ryotaro Dojima said:
You guys realize no one in the right mind would hire Chris?

Verbatim the first Google result when you Google his name

"Christopher Christian Christine Weston Chandler (born on 24 February 1982), also known as Chris-Chan, is a 37-year-old autistic, mentally ill manchild lesbian transwoman, former virgin with rage, and creator of the infamous Sonichu."

He's fucked. Any employer would see tge CWCKI and nope the fuck out.
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Yeah now but back in the day before all the trolling he could have gotten a job. His parents didn't impart on him the concept of a work ethic. Don't get me wrong, Chris is an unemployable piece of shit now but he wasn't always unemployable. The ship for that sailed a long time ago. His best bet is he moves in with someone who won't exploit him for his tugboat. Probably what will happen is his health will deteriorate and meet Barb in the big trash pile in the sky where they can spoon and eat McDonald's all day and baby talk to each other.

Arthur Calwell said:
You sniff it after it's been worn, not while it's still new. Fucking amateur.
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Or you know...don't do that shit at work in front of everyone? What was more disturbing is that it got no reaction out of anyone else. I was just amazed that this must have been so common place it was mundane to the others unloading the truck.
 
Ryotaro Dojima said:
You guys realize no one in the right mind would hire Chris?

Verbatim the first Google result when you Google his name

"Christopher Christian Christine Weston Chandler (born on 24 February 1982), also known as Chris-Chan, is a 37-year-old autistic, mentally ill manchild lesbian transwoman, former virgin with rage, and creator of the infamous Sonichu."

He's fucked. Any employer would see tge CWCKI and nope the fuck out.
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He could have got a job if he wanted he held a job for a short while, he chose to ignore authority, his manager and fuck it all up. All he truly wants is to piss away his life on video games, porn and MLP shit. Kacy and a few others have attempted but, you hear it in his voice clear as day when she confronts him, he'd rather live on the tugboat and "half" chase china. I say "half" because even when its explained to him how unattractive an unemployed man livings with his parents is he clearly understands it but, weighs the effort it would take to get in shape and put in 40 hours a week and he wants no part in it and has no sense of shame. Jacking off and playing video games all day on your tax dollars is the instant gratification he refuses to give up. He is capable of making a plan and following through when the effort required is minimal like sonichu shit or he thinks he is guaranteed china from a single mediocre task.

As far as the "practical side" of employment the government subsidizes education employment and even housing. Chris would pay less for an apartment, a college degree and the financial incentives for him to be employed make him employable, not to mention if he works a part time job it wouldn't even effect his tugboat. He chooses to moan and cry about having no money but, he could easily work part time after hours janitorial duties for an extra few hundred dollars. There are quite a few LGBT "non-profit" groups that hire all kinds of useless freaks. Keep in mind there are mentally handicapped people working normal jobs, there are a lot of ex cons and even sex offenders working. If chris really wanted to work it's possible he just doesn't want to and nobody in this world has the power to make him want the pride of hard days work.
 
Ryotaro Dojima said:
You guys realize no one in the right mind would hire Chris?

Verbatim the first Google result when you Google his name

"Christopher Christian Christine Weston Chandler (born on 24 February 1982), also known as Chris-Chan, is a 37-year-old autistic, mentally ill manchild lesbian transwoman, former virgin with rage, and creator of the infamous Sonichu."

He's fucked. Any employer would see tge CWCKI and nope the fuck out.
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So for shits I googled "Jobs for the mentally disabled"

Here's what we got
  • Welding—$37,477.
  • Plumber—$50,000.
  • Massage Therapy—$41,729.
  • Paralegal—$52,351.
  • Biostatistician—$92,426.
  • Entrepreneur—$57,360.
  • Assistant Engineer—$69,296.
  • Veterinary Assistant—$31,659.
A mountain of opportunity for these jobs Chris is 100% qualified for.

Haha fuck you google.

Edit: lmao veterinary assistant
 
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