Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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This incorrigiblity, I think, is his very worst quality, along with egotism which is really the same thing digging down, and I think a lot of it is the fault of Barb, Bob to a lesser extent, interacting with the 'tism. Getting little criticism growing up except for when Barb was being manipulative and having all blame externalized (as in the Greene County Conspiracy) is incredibly unhealthy. Later on his parents were too naïve and frankly old to deal with what Chris was going through (something perhaps unprecedented and worthy of a multidisciplinary conference) and they were by and large the only flesh and blood people in his life except for some churchy folk and Rocky who were equally clueless...feels. One wonders what OPL could have been.
All I know is that if you refuse to believe you have problems, you will never get past those problems. He won't take that first step to say "maybe I should consider that I don't know it all."
 
All I know is that if you refuse to believe you have problems, you will never get past those problems. He won't take that first step to say "maybe I should consider that I don't know it all."
Step One. We admitted we were powerless over autism—that our lives had become unmanageable.
 
All I know is that if you refuse to believe you have problems, you will never get past those problems. He won't take that first step to say "maybe I should consider that I don't know it all."
Even his reasonings of why he won't do that is getting sadder and more loony. It used to be the typical retorts of people high on their own faults, like we all have our problems, or you aren't perfect either as well as down playing how much these problems effect him.

Now he's just looking down on humanity since they don't get to get creampied by a pokemon while flying thru string theory with sonichu driving the magic school bus but filled with fucking MLP characters.
 
This incorrigiblity, I think, is his very worst quality, along with egotism which is really the same thing digging down, and I think a lot of it is the fault of Barb, Bob to a lesser extent, interacting with the 'tism. Getting little criticism growing up except for when Barb was being manipulative and having all blame externalized (as in the Greene County Conspiracy) is incredibly unhealthy. Later on his parents were too naïve and frankly old to deal with what Chris was going through (something perhaps unprecedented and worthy of a multidisciplinary conference) and they were by and large the only flesh and blood people in his life except for some churchy folk and Rocky who were equally clueless...feels. One wonders what OPL could have been.
How sure are we that it’s just the tism? He may not have gotten the criticism growing up but he sure has over the past ten years which seems to have only exacerbated whatever lingering problems he has. I am of the camp that something else is going on. Extreme dysphoria... He does have illusions of grandeur for sure. I’m not a doctor but I would be really interested to hear what one had to say in Chris’s case.

None of these weens are helping that’s for fucking sure. Shits not even funny anymore.

I miss old Chris.
 
How sure are we that it’s just the tism? He may not have gotten the criticism growing up but he sure has over the past ten years which seems to have only exacerbated whatever lingering problems he has. I am of the camp that something else is going on. Extreme dysphoria... He does have illusions of grandeur for sure. I’m not a doctor but I would be really interested to hear what one had to say in Chris’s case.
Chris very definitely has issues greater than autism. He almost certainly has some type of mood disorder and schizotypy and a whole set of disordered personality characteristics. Only individual observation will be able to give an actual diagnosis though; so much has to be evaluated personally, although with Chris, we can easily delude ourselves into feeling like we know the man that well.
 
How sure are we that it’s just the tism? He may not have gotten the criticism growing up but he sure has over the past ten years which seems to have only exacerbated whatever lingering problems he has. I am of the camp that something else is going on. Extreme dysphoria... He does have illusions of grandeur for sure. I’m not a doctor but I would be really interested to hear what one had to say in Chris’s case.

None of these I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME are helping that’s for fucking sure. Shits not even funny anymore.

I miss old Chris.
Oh it is so much more than the tism. People with his level of Autism can function just fine in society. Hell I was in the same grade as my neighbor who had SEVERE autism. The guy would rock back and forth and go "Ahhhhhhhhhh" and play with his ears and then spout off random crap. He lives in an assisted living home and holds down a job wiping counters and such at Home Depot. Chris is no where near as severe as this guy (and he's only a few years older than us so back then they were just figuring out how to treat this shit) and he can't even hold down a basic job as a food runner at Wendy's.

It's obvious that he has severe personality disorders. His temper, his resort to violence, and his eagerness to curse people show a very stunted emotional and mental development that really is independent of Autism.
 
Oh it is so much more than the tism. People with his level of Autism can function just fine in society. Hell I was in the same grade as my neighbor who had SEVERE autism. The guy would rock back and forth and go "Ahhhhhhhhhh" and play with his ears and then spout off random crap. He lives in an assisted living home and holds down a job wiping counters and such at Home Depot. Chris is no where near as severe as this guy (and he's only a few years older than us so back then they were just figuring out how to treat this shit) and he can't even hold down a basic job as a food runner at Wendy's.

It's obvious that he has severe personality disorders. His temper, his resort to violence, and his eagerness to curse people show a very stunted emotional and mental development that really is independent of Autism.
Sure but his inability to hold a job or even get hired for one is easily explained by his internet presence and history. If I was unaware of Chris and he came in to apply I would do a quick background check and immediately decide my business doesn’t need that kind of notoriety.
 
Sure but his inability to hold a job or even get hired for one is easily explained by his internet presence and history. If I was unaware of Chris and he came in to apply I would do a quick background check and immediately decide my business doesn’t need that kind of notoriety.

True, but there are a lot of jobs Chris can do where he won't be the face of the company. The problem is, Chris thinks they're all beneath him. Even showing up on time would be a severe handicap to him.

Remember, Chris has come close, but the Life Hammer has never hit him hard. He's always had his parents to hide behind. Once they're both gone, life won't be the same for him.
 
True, but there are a lot of jobs Chris can do where he won't be the face of the company. The problem is, Chris thinks they're all beneath him. Even showing up on time would be a severe handicap to him.

Remember, Chris has come close, but the Life Hammer has never hit him hard. He's always had his parents to hide behind. Once they're both gone, life won't be the same for him.
I'm unaware of his state's civil services and he's not exactly on the good side of those who tried like Rocky but some places have a pretty impressive net work of tard wranglers.

The teflon tard he is he's probably gonna end up with some 50 year old lady who's son died in a car wreck and she sees herself fixing him so she gets him set up and covers his ass for a few years.
 
Sure but his inability to hold a job or even get hired for one is easily explained by his internet presence and history. If I was unaware of Chris and he came in to apply I would do a quick background check and immediately decide my business doesn’t need that kind of notoriety.

The fact that nobody would hire you because you're a piece of shit isn't legally disability. Chris is just lucky Bob managed to grandfather him in on his own SSI and then turn his childhood autism diagnosis into permanent tard bucks.
 
Sure but his inability to hold a job or even get hired for one is easily explained by his internet presence and history. If I was unaware of Chris and he came in to apply I would do a quick background check and immediately decide my business doesn’t need that kind of notoriety.
Regardless there are jobs where companies provide for tax breaks to help disabled people get jobs. My former neighbor wasn't hired because Home Depot was really in need of an autistic to do that job. It was because there is a network of companies that have a gamut of jobs that provide a PR move for companies to hire the tards. It's fucked up but it's not impossible for him to get a job. Also Chris isn't nearly as famous to your average person as you think, the net's a big place. If he is kept from interacting with customers and could do a decent job, someone would hire him. Chris is just fucked up from something beyond da tism.
 
Welp, I guess that answers that. We can’t be sure where he will end up but he will definitely be talking to Magi Chan, jobless and unfunny. This series jumped the shark.
 
Sure but his inability to hold a job or even get hired for one is easily explained by his internet presence and history. If I was unaware of Chris and he came in to apply I would do a quick background check and immediately decide my business doesn’t need that kind of notoriety.

The only thing that makes Chris unemployable is his attitude and laziness. He could easily work at one of the development centers for people with similar conditions. People have overcome much greater physical and mental challenges and kept jobs. He is lazy and sees himself as being too good for that though. He also has a severe aversion to any sort of commitment, if you offered him a job where all he had to do was take a shit once a day, he would claim STRESS and find excuses why he couldn't do it. He sees himself as this incredibly talented artist, but can't even handle updating his Patreon when it became a responsibility.
 
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I know Chris will be homeless since the bank now owns the house, death of Chris is another possible issue considering Chris lacks financial responsibility and neglects himself.

I still think that social services should place him into a group with other mentally ill people.

The only problem is that Chris would have to agree to the accommodation and would probably have to pay half of his tugboat for the care services it provides. Wiping asses, feeding mouths, taking Autistics to video game stores and bathing them ain't cheap and knowing from Chris' reaction to having to wear "butt garments", he'd probably say to a social worker "But I'm nearly 40 and not a baby!" or due to his delusions and the dimensional merge BS "I'm a Goddess, I'll get a mansion in Cwcville after earth 1218 and C-197 merge together!".

Damn that guy was born to fail!

After Barb dies Chris and ADF will no longer have to hide their feelings for each other. ADF will move into Chris's house where he will blog the rest of his days away about how he's being oppressed by everything. Chris will shit himself and do nothing. Later in life they will create the lolcow singularity mostly comprised of an interesting yet horrible smell that science will not be able to classify. Chris will then reboot Sonichu as La Sonichu and it will make headlines as the first comic written in Google Spanish.

Then Catparty will make another thread.

I thought ADF is no longer a lolcow now? Isn't the main forum removed?
 
Sure but his inability to hold a job or even get hired for one is easily explained by his internet presence and history. If I was unaware of Chris and he came in to apply I would do a quick background check and immediately decide my business doesn’t need that kind of notoriety.
Nah, if you were unaware of Chris and he came in to apply, you'd be put off by him talking to Magi-Chan before you even had a chance to do a background check.
 
Nah, if you were unaware of Chris and he came in to apply, you'd be put off by him talking to Magi-Chan before you even had a chance to do a background check.
Well yeah but in the beginning when Kacey tried to get him to get a job (the only redeeming thing she did since she was an annoying cunt), he could have easily gotten a crappy entry level job at Target or Wal-Mart. Believe me, I have worked at both and they take anyone. I mean anyone who is willing to work the very bare minimum (and in a lot of cases not even that). I am sure if he went through a workforce commission (Texas has this, I'm sure Virginia does as well) they would provide a ton of support for someone with his condition.
 
Nah, if you were unaware of Chris and he came in to apply, you'd be put off by him talking to Magi-Chan before you even had a chance to do a background check.
Not even, just fucking look at this shit:

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