Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Marvin said:
Are you using the shirts as an example of a situation where he didn't go forward and spend the money to fulfill his obligations?

He bought the shirts. He spent $700+ on them.
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Not the prizes for his "raffle". He was trying to sell the shirts, cards, and figures at cost before that happened. $25 for a shirt or whatever plus shipping. He did not actually have any of the items, but was plaining to buy them later on (the next month, I think it was). The money was not going to be put aside so he could place the orders. Chris was going to spend it and then hopefully have money to buy the orders later. He does not think through the future costs. He has one big pot of money and only is concerned about having enough for whatever he needs to pay for.

The "raffle" was an example of him spending more money than he brought in.
neural said:
I think Chris does it more out of laziness and incompetence rather than anything else. He gets the money, immediately spends it, then he goes "hmm, now I have to make a medallion? and deliver it TOO?", he is getting a bit better at delivering, but he's still very bad at serving his customers, even now you can find people complaining on his Patreon or eBay about various snafus.
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He likes the idea of a being a successful creative businesswoman, but he is not big on the work involved to become one. He does not appear to care after the bills are paid. Once that mother of his is off his back, he can focus on the important things in life.
 
idosometimes said:
He was trying to sell the shirts, cards, and figures at cost before that happened. $25 for a shirt or whatever plus shipping. He did not actually have any of the items, but was plaining to buy them later on (the next month, I think it was). The money was not going to be put aside so he could place the orders. Chris was going to spend it and then hopefully have money to buy the orders later. He does not think through the future costs. He has one big pot of money and only is concerned about having enough for whatever he needs to pay for.
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How many sales did he make?
 
if barb dies, chris is gonna create a serum from her corpse to cure his autism and become a successful business and entrepreneurship man in life
but for real, the same shit he always did,playing videogames, driving somewhere, wining on internet for money, selling garbage, taking his monthly patreon money then spending it on more garbage, eating at mcdonals and drinking coke to survive
8) when you have your patreon filled with some bucks its never gonna dry no matter how shitty you are 8)
 
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When Barb eventually kicks the bucket, Chris will probably not care, since he never really seems to care about anyone's death except his fucking cats.
 
When Barb dies, Chris will suddenly start receiving emails and Twitter DMs from some ween pretending to be his mother, whose soul has inhabited a Nintendo 3DS. He'll then start making stupid and abysmally unfunny changes to Sonichu at the insistence of said ween. Then he will find out it wasn't his mom afterall and another wretched "saga" will limp to an end.
 
Cowlick said:
Make note of this. May be first time member has admitted something discussed here may end!
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The whole damn Farms is just as obsessed
With Chris's new dress and levels of stress
How he makes money, is he still funny
What will Chris do when Barbara is dead
And he still doesn't have the right look
And he still doesn't have a friend
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
Christory never ends
 
Louis Theroux said:
The whole damn Farms is just as obsessed
With Chris's new dress and levels of stress
How he makes money, is he still funny
What will Chris do when Barbara is dead
And he still doesn't have the right look
And he still doesn't have a friend
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
Christory never ends
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Irony abounds... I had this (real) song in my head the last few days, maybe b/c the band keeps Bowling For Soup while the writer gets nominated for Best New Artist Grammys (for their third album), & hired to co-write songs for Neil Patrick Harris (Tonys), Stephen Colbert's Christmas special (also Grammy-nominated), & Tom Hanks movies (Tom wrote, directed, & starred... Songwriter's band played all instruments.)
 
Louis Theroux said:
The whole damn Farms is just as obsessed
With Chris's new dress and levels of stress
How he makes money, is he still funny
What will Chris do when Barbara is dead
And he still doesn't have the right look
And he still doesn't have a friend
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
Christory never ends
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Chris...Chris never changes.
 
Half the reason I check the CWC boards is to see if Munchlax has fainted. It will be a major shakeup and Chris will be devastated for a while but I think he'll be better off. This is assuming he doesn't go into denial and start looking up Youtube videos on how to practice necromancy for a few weeks before he calls anyone, which is a disturbingly possible scenario for someone who thinks he can literally wish a vagina into existence.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
None of Cole's behavior in the past two decades would suggest this. If Cole couldn't open his heart to Toy Story 3, what chance does Chris have?
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Maybe we could get Cole to take Chris in by convincing him that Chris currently has a perfect Rotten Tomatoes score
 
Elaine Benes said:
How much of Bob's record collection survived the fire? Perhaps he could make money selling some of that, vinyl's had a renaissance in recent years.
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Long as he informs us if he makes this decision, so however many want to can begin the Vinyl Countdown.
 
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