Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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No, they'd pretty much just roll a die. Not literally, but that's about the extent of the thought they put into it. That's how fast food works. They really don't care.
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That's pretty much it. Ever notice how surly your average fast food worker is? Can you imagine a job serving your fellow pigs the same slop that turns all of you into giant walking diabeetusaurus?
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Personally I think when Barb dies Chris will go out into the world and increase his efforts in trying to get a girl. Use his $50 inheritance he gets from Barb on Porn and Fanta (Ughhh). Get kicked out of that trash heap of a house by the bank AND the Health Department, who will immediately condemn it and have it bulldozed. Try to sell Sonichu to DC or Marvel or Viz and fail hilariously and miserably. After that who knows
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I worked at a fast food joint once that had like 3 employees with serious reputations for creeping on young girls. At least one of them was a registered sex offender.
They really don't give a shit.
If you're a warm body and can (averaged over a period of time) perform actions on command, you can get hired in fast food.
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It does bar him from working at gamestop... one of the few places he's actually qualified to work!
Working at GameStop would actually require Chris to be social around customers and talk about things besides Sonic and Pokemon, which he couldn't do because :autism:
Not to mention Chris wouldn't be qualified to work there since working at GameStop requires you to be knowledgeable about all kinds of games, and we all know that Chris only plays games for 9 and 10 year olds.
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I dunno, i've seen plenty of autistic people working at gamestop.
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Were they like to catch a predator level of creepy? I've worked with guards who are creeps but the requirements for the state license in Texas prevents anyone with a serious record to be a security guard.
I'm theory yes but the times I've been at gamestop or similar stores the staff seems to have half it's people with da tism. Also gamestop would probably not hire a guy who was banned and who assaulted one of their employees.
Also this. Though there are some retro game stores that have the tism market locked down.
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One of them eventually got arrested after their tenure at our wonderful restaurant. In fact, it wasn't even the guy who actually deserved it (based on his behavior). It was fucking goofy.
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Man they just sound creepy then. The funniest fast food employee I ever dealt with was an obvious methhead at taco bell. Guy was tweaking hard.
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Perhaps this will become his new home after Barb kicks the bucket - everything in one room. Just sad it doesn't have space for his My Little Pony toys, but he should be able to afford this luxury accommodation as seen on the picture by selling the four cars they own. Can anyone enlighten me as to why they own (or owned) four cars - visible in the video where he showed his house at 7:18 in the video called "Chris Chan Full House Tour and Follow Up" on YouTube;
surely those cars, at least three, have been sold by now?
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But we must take into account all the stupid shit he refuses to part with. He’d either never downsize or just pile it all up outside.
Perhaps this will become his new home after Barb kicks the bucket - everything in one room. Just sad it doesn't have space for his My Little Pony toys, but he should be able to afford this luxury accommodation as seen on the picture by selling the four cars they own. Can anyone enlighten me as to why they own (or owned) four cars - visible in the video where he showed his house at 7:18 in the video called "Chris Chan Full House Tour and Follow Up" on YouTube;
surely those cars, at least three, have been sold by now?
Chris would skin Barb and where her like a Sunday dress. He can officially become Buffalo Bill.
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Chris also buys more shit then he needs or uses. I can already see the apple didn't fall far from the Hoarding tree.
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Barb has an actual diagnosable hoarding disorder. Chris is more like a child with a messy room.
The difference is that Barb has a deep running psychological compulsion to collect bullshit, and she goes into panic attacks and flips out if someone tries to take any of it away. She's threatened suicide for it before.
And I disagree, Chris generally does use the stuff he buys. And while he wouldn't like getting rid of a toy he likes for no reason, he's willing to negotiate. If he didn't have enough space, he'd bitch about it, but he'd ultimately get rid of shit if he had to.
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Is it known why Barb has the compulsion to hoard? From what I read she just always seemed out of her mind.
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She's old and from a poor family and a redneck. All have higher rates of hoarding.
And yeah, hoarding is a mental disorder. She's out of her mind for the hoarding (and other things too).
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Perhaps this will become his new home after Barb kicks the bucket - everything in one room.
Perhaps you skipped it because it seemed so easy/obvious: When she kicks the bucket, he will find its new location, & it shall become his new home.
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He was referring to the hoard of toys in his room that he refuses to get rid of, since Chris always used the excuse that he's saving them for his "future children".