Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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thismanlies said:
In Chris's case, that's still a tall order.

His only real job was at Wendy's and that only lasted a month. Even in a job where the only qualification is breathing, having a resume like his isn't going to do him any favors.
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lol he could be OP

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Slowinthemind said:
Anyone that would volunteer to move in with Chris would have to be fucking insane, I really doubt Chris would allow any brute males to move in either.
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Dunno, If you had complete control over the finances and a few locks to keep Chris out of your room it'd be fine.
 
Shiversblood said:
chris chan wont be able to go on any longer after barb dies. after she dies, he will be dead within months.
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Chris will get a job at Wal-mart and work his way up the chain of command until he's regional manager for Ruckersville, comfortably paying the utilities and other expenses at 14BC and putting the rest into a savings account.
 
neural said:
You do realize that said Pokemon club operates in a game shop?

Whenever you hire a 'problem case' like Chris, it all depends on their performance, and whether your customers are ok with the new employee or not.
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I'm not familiar with pokemon clubs or the incident you're describing, I assume people wrote negative reviews about the club?

Either way, having your store's Yelp/Google rating go from a 4.5 to a 0.5 because people claim they were served rotting food, that a customer made a pass at their underage daughter, or whatever other horrible things people could make up would definitely affect business and would make Chris simply not worth it as an employee.
 
neural said:
Weens have been bombarding his Pokemon club to no avail, what makes you think it would be successful here?
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Chris isn't employed by the Pokemon club. Employers fire the employees who are heard to be causing trouble. Trading card game clubs could not give less of a fuck who you are as long as you spend money and don't flip tables when you lose.

Think of the demographic that typically attends tabletop gaming stores. Someone there probably already knows who Chris is. The ween bombardment is probably a mild annoyance for them but a local gaming shop won't handle a paying customer the same way a corporation handles an employee, especially when the person hasn't actually been seen doing anything wrong.
 
thismanlies said:
His only real job was at Wendy's and that only lasted a month. Even in a job where the only qualification is breathing, having a resume like his isn't going to do him any favors.
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It's not just his resume; it's also his demeanor and overall presentation.

Just meeting the (admittedly) low bar that would qualify someone for employment at a fast food restaurant doesn't guarantee them the position. Because there are a limited number of positions that need filled, a restaurant cannot hire every applicant who meets their standards. Therefore, in order to get the job, an applicant still needs to be better than most of the other potential employees who applied.

In Chris's case, I couldn't imagine that a whole lot of folks *wouldn't* be given preference over Chris. After all, if you were given a choice, who would you hire -- a 16-year-old dumbass with no work experience, a 65-year-old retiree looking for extra cash, a recovering drug addict straight out of rehab, or a fat balding tranny who dresses like a 12-year-old girl? Even without knowing anything about CWC or his history, any hiring manager would need to be scraping the bottom of the barrel before they would consider hiring Chris.

As other folks have mentioned, Chris's best bet would be to go through one of those job placement orgs that specializes in placing speds and other special needs workers. That way, the hiring company would be more prepared for what they were getting into, they would know to monitor Chris more closely, they would get some sort of tax break for hiring Chris, and Chris would have a case worker to help him with any problems that arose on the job.
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
Hurry up and die, Barb. This thread needs closure.
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The average life expectancy for someone in Virginia is 79.01. If she dies at that age, her approximate date of death would be October 4th, 2020. She's 76 right now, so she could have 2 to 3 more years in her yet. From what I recall, she was rather obese earlier in her life so maybe that could affect how much longer she has.
 
Louis Theroux said:
Chris isn't employed by the Pokemon club. Employers fire the employees who are heard to be causing trouble. Trading card game clubs could not give less of a fuck who you are as long as you spend money and don't flip tables when you lose.

Think of the demographic that typically attends tabletop gaming stores. Someone there probably already knows who Chris is. The ween bombardment is probably a mild annoyance for them but a local gaming shop won't handle a paying customer the same way a corporation handles an employee, especially when the person hasn't actually been seen doing anything wrong.
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Look, just like @Muscle Bra said, whoever hires Chris would not hire him the usual way, his employment history is completely non-existent, not to mention the possibility that his unique, reputation would come up as well, it would definitely have to be set-up by a third party, something like that service one of his friends suggested to him on Facebook, the one that helps disabled people find jobs, if it does happen that way, then you can guarantee that the prospective employer would be briefed upfront on whatever issues would come up, this includes both the autism stuff and the possible trolling problems.

IMO, Chris's root problem in life is that he doesn't know how much his autism shapes his everyday thinking vs his inexperience or his lack of common sense..etc.

For example, he frequently cites his freezing up under stress as an autism thing, where it's far more likely to be due to him being unaccustomed to operating under any kind of pressure, never mind the actual pressure most of us face on any job.

Unbundling the way he thinks and unlearning his countless bad habits like sloppiness and lack of work ethic is going to be far more challenging than his manager having to deal with :epik:s calling the workplace to yell :julay:.
 
With Barb no longer sucking the mana out of him, Chris's mana level will go through the roof. He will be able to transform into his ponysona and bring CWCVille to reality. Becoming the most powerful wizard on the planet, he will rule the world.
 
Chris would probably go out into the world, and show how incapable he is of living a normal, capable life. Probably would end up in a group home.
 
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