Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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But if Chris honestly wanted to move wouldn't he want a place thats just as big as 14branchland instead of a small apartment? I dont think he will ever be able to afford a new house the same size and I think thats what he would actually want.
 
Yeah, I think the outcome Chris "expects" is that he will have a sweetheart/fuckmommy by then and Barb will be irrelevant. He probably feels he's owed or destined that.
Chris used to expect (no scare quotes) it to happen. I think his confidence in that expectation has dropped dramatically in the past few years.

I don't think Chris even expects it anymore. Nowadays (and he's said things that suggest this), I think Chris realizes Barb will die and there's a big blank spot between when that happens and when/if he gets his sweetheart.

He's aware that blank spot might be a year or more long.
The way I see it is there is no plan for Chris after Barb dies, cuz Barb literally doesn't care. If there was a formal plan Chris would probably know about it. But see that's where things get interesting. It's also possible that Barb has made plans for Chris after her departure... but she hasn't told him about them, because she knows it's a solution Chris won't like (i.e. group home, moving in with a distant family member and having to sell 14 blc). In that case we wouldn't know any better than Chris does about his post-Barb future.

That said I would hedge my odds at 90% Barb has no plan for Chris and expects him to fend for himself, and like 10% Barb has a secret plan for Chris she's hiding from him, because he won't like it.
I think the chances of Barb having a secret backup plan, without us knowing about it, is essentially zero. I say that, not because Chris hasn't said "yeah, my mom totally has a plan", but because of all the details Chris leaks about her behavior and their lifestyle, that don't leave much wiggle room.

For example, if Barb was planning on stashing Chris with a relative when she dies, we'd have gotten hints about that, in that we'd hear about Barb talking or meeting with relatives to arrange that. The true reason for Aunt So-and-so visiting recently might go over Chris' head, but we'd still hear about the meeting itself.

Their financial situation is dogshit, and that cuts out a lot of options for Barb to plan things as well. And we know that based on Barb's multiple credit card lawsuits.

Although, all that aside: I did hear that Barb was talking to Chris about planning for after she's gone. Don't know what's going on there though. I think she might be trying to put some stuff in his name or lay out a will or some shit. (Of course, that'll all be useless because of all the debt she'll leave behind.)
But if Chris honestly wanted to move wouldn't he want a place thats just as big as 14branchland instead of a small apartment? I dont think he will ever be able to afford a new house the same size and I think thats what he would actually want.
Chris doesn't make use of 14BC's size. Barb's hoard does.
 
Barb never dies because arb is actually a lich who's feeding on Chris-Chan's youth which is causing him to age rapidly the more she drains him so she can stay in her current form.
 
But if Chris honestly wanted to move wouldn't he want a place thats just as big as 14branchland instead of a small apartment? I dont think he will ever be able to afford a new house the same size and I think thats what he would actually want.

It isn't big when all the rooms are completely unusable. All he really has is his own room, whatever tiny part of the kitchen counter he can clear off to microwave something, and a bathroom also half filled with hoard.
 
She has to live past the age of when Bob died, and she aint as old as Bob was, he was 80 something, so thats like, 10 years at the very least, up to even maybe 20 years. I say a video once where a guy drove to chris chan house he wanted to intereview chris and he said he say barb running to the door or something to yell at him from behind chris chan he had answered the door, like she was not frail. something of that nature.
 
When Barb kicks the bucket Chris should pick up taxidermy and just stuff his mother like Norman Bates did.


He'll can just do her voice himself and even keep spooning with her.

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"Mother? What did you do? oh no, the blood!"
 
Maybe he’s gonna pull a Jeffrey Dah-

Wait, surely somebody’s already made this joke.
 
You have to ask to be put into a group home and jump through lots of hoops first, they never put someone in there against their will. And they make sure you have the right insurance first before they even think about letting you in. If you say you don’t want to be there your not even going to be considered.
 
Honestly, as Marvin and a few others have indicated, Chris may actually be slightly better off once Barb dies and after he has gone through the initial grieving process.

Barb is quite frankly, an abusive harpy who forcibly keeps Chris tied to the hoard via emotional and psychological abuse and manipulation. Chris hates living in the hoard but is too scared of being abandoned by Barb to leave. As awful as this sounds, Chris is better off without her.

Chris is poor, but also lives fairly cheap and can budget, as Marvin has indicated. If he can get on some local assistance programs like food stamps, when combined with his tugboat alone, he can skate by in some cheap apartment in Charlottesville. That's not even accounting for his Patreon or any other money he may make by exploiting his online infamy.

Chris won't be living a life of luxury with some lesbian fuck-mommy like he would ultimately want to be, but I honestly think he'd be happier living on his own and away from the hoard at 14 Branchland Court. Even if it means living tugboat to tugboat every month and not being able to buy as many Lego toys and vidya as before.
 
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Barb is quite frankly, an abusive harpy who forcibly keeps Chris tied to the hoard via emotional and psychological abuse and manipulation. Chris hates living in the hoard but is too scared of being abandoned by Barb to leave. As awful as this sounds, Chris is better off without her.

She will haunt him beyond the grave. She has raped his mind and crippled him on purpose to keep him under her control.

He will never recover.
 
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