Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Kosher Dill said:
What's going to happen is that Cole will show up to the funeral, kind of hanging back, but Chris will spot him and they'll have a heart-to-heart. After resolving their differences they'll hug, and in a glorious flash of rainbow light, Chris will finally evolve into his busty female form and telekinetically fly off into the sunset, leaving behind only a puddle of semen on the graveyard sod.
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That was nice and optimistic until the end. I genuinely thought that someone had a happy ending to this in mind. Much like anything in Chris's life, it got weird quick.
 
I Exist said:
He will most likely end up moving to and trashing another family member's house.
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All the rest of the family detests Barb and has shown no sign of wanting to have anything to do with Chris, much less put up his blubbery pants-shitting self in their home.
 
I think its quite obvious what happens to Chris now, hes done for as in once Barb dies he will have no way of just being able to live lazily and sit back doing nothing. He lives and depends on Barbs SS checks together with his disability check and without one his world is gone. No more video games, no more free food, no more free Bronycon trips, no more nothing. And knowing Chris he isn't going to do shit about it. He's gonna just try to beg more and more and get less and less and before you know it he will be on the street.

Now thats just the financial fallout of this, if were are talking about Chris and his mental state after the fact? Thats a bit more tricky since we've seen how he reacted to Bobs death but we arent sure exactly how he would react to Barb seeing as he is closer to her than Bob. Will he go mental and try to kill everyone? Will he just cry and masturbate to sleep? Perhaps he will turn his life around and become the man he was meant to be. Or I could be wrong about all three and he just goes mental under a bridge in Virginia.

And at least that brings me to my final thing I think could happen once Barb dies, Chris will no longer have someone to guide him, whether she was good at it or not Barb is still his mother and somewhat guided (or misguided if you prefer) her son. Without that Chris will officially have no more sense of direction in his life. He will be floating aimlessly. Even if one of the aforementioned scenarios come true they will only be temporary (unless its the homeless part that inevitable) and he will go back to be the Chris we know, but for his sake that is the worst he could do. Then again thats just me playing dress up and acting like a psychologist again, we won't really know until it happens. Until then I just gotta sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
 
Bragorboats said:
I might be wrong, but if Cole did come and offer physical help - which I know won't happen - would Chris really turn it down? Cole would be his only family and Chris isn't principled enough to hold real grudges.
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Cole could care less. He's dumped those two. He has his own life and seems to enjoy it. I doubt he will even pay attention when Barb kicks. Why would he? He disowned her long ago. Cole is just another guy who, thinking smart, cut their toxic family. I'm sure the weens helped his decision.
 
drmccoy said:
Cole could care less. He's dumped those two. He has his own life and seems to enjoy it. I doubt he will even pay attention when Barb kicks. Why would he? He disowned her long ago. Cole is just another guy who, thinking smart, cut their toxic family. I'm sure the weens helped his decision.
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Oh absolutely he wouldn't help. But let's play Devil's Advocate, if he did offer help, I just can't see Chris saying no.
 
Well after all the batshit insane stuff Chris has swallowed hook, line, and sinker recently I'd have to say:

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Shiversblood said:
And if a real girl offered to date Chris, I just can’t see Chris saying no.
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Chris is, at the end of the day, narcissistic and likely wouldn't date anyone that didn't match his specific checklist of qualifications. This is almost the entire reason that he's never had a girlfriend. And to those who say, "Oh, silly Harambe, :autism: is why Chris is single", I would respond with the fact that the world has no shortage of overweight autistic/intellectually disabled women over 30 that would probably be willing to date him.

Hell, one of Chris's only posts to this forum was in response to a thread titled, "Would Chris ever date a 'special' girl?". He basically said that "Chris" would never date a slow-in-the-mind. Also, thats not to mention the time that a user impersonated a trans-woman (with a beautiful woman as the profile pic) and asked if trans-women could come to his "Lesbian sleepover" party.
 
Nightstar said:
I fear that when Chris loses Barb, we lose Chris, forever.
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I don't think you have to worry on that front. Despite Chris announcing himself to be done with the internet time and time again, he always comes back, mainly because he has some sort of "score" to settle with the trolls.

We might as more content, we might see less, but I don't think we'll stop hearing from Chris until he's dead or his internet breaks.
 
Harambe said:
Chris is, at the end of the day.................../QUOTE]
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Yah, stuff that has been said over, and over, and over.

At least that "Ideaguy" did something, lame, but he did something.

He did not spend money on a pickle costume, get a couple of friends to help him, and spend a lot of time fucking with a tard.

Hello @Marvin !
 
The Cwcki isn't the draw. The subject of the Cwcki is. The biggest problem trolls and weens seem to have is that it isn't about them. They are the frame around the picture. If they stick to that, it's great. If they let their ego make them think they should have a place inside the frame, they suck.

No one wants to look at ordinary in a fancy gilt frame. They would rather see exceptional in a dollar store plastic frame.

Chris is still Chris. He'll always be Chris. We don't have to worry about that. The problem is Chris's fame. Don't manipulate the excrement. If you want to and you have something funny to do with it, get in and out quick and don't expect applause for your own performance.
 
Thats like asking the director not to make himself the lead actor in his own film! Its just not going to happen!

I have been toying around with some troll theories ideas, like trying to trick chris into meeting a man in a wig who said he was actually rosechu, he used to be a man, but became female, and made the transition, but still had a penis. and then after getting that in, he could start to gather some previously unknown info about chris chan, and then drive to 14 branchland, and maybe bring a second person to help video tape this, and he goes into into chris room with him, the second party video taping it, first things start casual, maybe playing with some legos, maybe playing some video games, and then the man trolls chris into taking the mans cock into chris chans mouth. and get a picture of it.

this would be the ultimate troll, the end all and be all, buts its very difficult so it has not happened yet and pulling it off would be so hard if not near impossible that Im not sure how exactly it could play out right now.
 
Shiversblood said:
Thats like asking the director not to make himself the lead actor in his own film! Its just not going to happen!

I have been toying around with some troll theories ideas, like trying to trick chris into meeting a man in a wig who said he was actually rosechu, he used to be a man, but became female, and made the transition, but still had a penis. and then after getting that in, he could start to gather some previously unknown info about chris chan, and then drive to 14 branchland, and maybe bring a second person to help video tape this, and he goes into into chris room with him, the second party video taping it, first things start casual, maybe playing with some legos, maybe playing some video games, and then the man trolls chris into taking the mans cock into chris chans mouth. and get a picture of it.

this would be the ultimate troll, the end all and be all, buts its very difficult so it has not happened yet and pulling it off would be so hard if not near impossible that Im not sure how exactly it could play out right now.
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Are you trying to out-autism Chris?
 
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