Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Terrorist said:
I feel like less will change than we think. Barb is as useless to Chris right now as Chris is to her, it's not like he can't survive without her. When she drops, Chris will be sad, but he won't break emotionally any more than he's already broken, since he's a very self-centered person who I don't think is entirely capable of love.

My guess is Chris will use his newfound freedom to turn the fag shit up to 11. Maybe he'll shoot up some hormones or lop the duck off, who knows. IMO the way he's acting now is a good indicator of how he'll act post-Barb, since she's is so sick and wasted away that she can't really influence Chris' actions anymore.
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I wonder if he'd have a bent inner vagina too.

Like, how would the doctors work with his bent cock?
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
She's probably sleeping.
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Ravio said:
I feel like Chris financially ill be more than fine on his own after Barb passes away. There's his tugboat, he has his own pateron where people pay to see his autistic artwork. And then theres the e-begging which he just acts as our dancing monkey for a minute and walks away $50 richer. Even though he's autistic as all hell and no one in the right mind would want to be him, I'm actually quite jealous that he has it so easy in life. Sure he will grieve over Barb and I'm sure we will get all kinds of autism from that. But to think he' going to be broke and homeless shitting himself is almost absurd.
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Do you think Chris can find an apartment to rent on his own?

In regards to the commissioned videos, he makes maybe 8 of those a year. I think you're confusing the financial potential (that is, it takes 5 minutes to make, so he's making $600/hour!!) with the reality that the demand isn't high enough to sustain that much cash flow.

Edit: I think I muddled that. I meant, primarily, do you think he's actually capable of seeking out an apartment to live in on his own? That is, doing the research, calling someone, applying, getting approved (on his shit credit)?

Paying for it all is another question, and that'll be another challenge too, although somewhat more doable.
 
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Marvin said:
Do you think Chris can find an apartment to rent on his own?

In regards to the commissioned videos, he makes maybe 8 of those a year. I think you're confusing the financial potential (that is, it takes 5 minutes to make, so he's making $600/hour!!) with the reality that the demand isn't high enough to sustain that much cash flow.

Edit: I think I muddled that. I meant, primarily, do you think he's actually capable of seeking out an apartment to live in on his own? That is, doing the research, calling someone, applying, getting approved (on his shit credit)?

Paying for it all is another question, and that'll be another challenge too, although somewhat more doable.
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I'm being optimistic in thinking someone from his church or someone will actively push him along with that process. I'm honestly morbidly curious as to what exactly is going to go down once barb kicks it.
 
The Fool said:
I'm being optimistic in thinking someone from his church or someone will actively push him along with that process. I'm honestly morbidly curious as to what exactly is going to go down once barb kicks it.
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Yeah, totally. I mean, there's candidates out there. They vary in how much dedication they're willing to exert.

Like, some of them have a couple of afternoons worth of dedication. They might help Chris fill out some forms, look into government programs, etc.

Rocky is definitely a full service candidate, but I think it's a race against time. What happens first, Rocky retires or Barb dies?

There's also his therapy group, which might be his best option. I don't know much about them though.
 
Marvin said:
Do you think Chris can find an apartment to rent on his own?

In regards to the commissioned videos, he makes maybe 8 of those a year. I think you're confusing the financial potential (that is, it takes 5 minutes to make, so he's making $600/hour!!) with the reality that the demand isn't high enough to sustain that much cash flow.

Edit: I think I muddled that. I meant, primarily, do you think he's actually capable of seeking out an apartment to live in on his own? That is, doing the research, calling someone, applying, getting approved (on his shit credit)?

Paying for it all is another question, and that'll be another challenge too, although somewhat more doable.
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I really don’t think he would do that, mainly because of how lazy he is.
I’ll probably try to push him in the right direction.
 
Marvin said:
Do you think Chris can find an apartment to rent on his own?

In regards to the commissioned videos, he makes maybe 8 of those a year. I think you're confusing the financial potential (that is, it takes 5 minutes to make, so he's making $600/hour!!) with the reality that the demand isn't high enough to sustain that much cash flow.

Edit: I think I muddled that. I meant, primarily, do you think he's actually capable of seeking out an apartment to live in on his own? That is, doing the research, calling someone, applying, getting approved (on his shit credit)?

Paying for it all is another question, and that'll be another challenge too, although somewhat more doable.
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Well, the standards for housing are probably even lower than legally transitioning and obtaining practically useless HRT, so Chris should do okay with that.
I can see Chris ending up in a place like Joe's apartment and feeling nostalgic because it reminds him 14BC, but that's another issue entirely. The biggest issue is that Chris is aging terribly, and he might need more advanced geriatric care at an earlier age. Geriatric care is expensive and will eventually exhaust his Medicare, so he might be forced to get off his father's SSDI and get onto SSI for the Medicaid, meaning Chris will need a lot more money than he wastes right now. Chris is not healthy and no amount of blood pressure meds, HRT, and binaural beats will stop the progression of damage done by bad diet, lack of exercise, and caffeine.
 
Whenever this question is brought up it immediately triggers a worse case scenario in my head, Losing the house and not having enough money to pay for food cause he blew it all on some childish shit comes to mind more often than not.
Its brings up clause for concern for more than the fact it may be the end of CWC's shenanigans. (:_(
 
Remember when Chris spent like $750 on skylanders shit expecting a $1500 deposit into his account except it was delayed and he went into the red?
Imagine if he actually dealt with trolls who had actual malicious intentions.
 
Louis Theroux said:
Are you someone currently in contact with Chris or do you just mean you're going to talk into the void in his Twitter replies
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I'm just saying if Chris doesn't get his shit together, then no one else will.
 
When Barb dies, a new Barb needs to be born to take her place. Chris will start to feel sluggish (more so than usual) and begin sleeping more and more until he enters a catatonic state. He will into his pupa stage and cocoon himself in a shield of soiled underwear and moldy shirts. When the weather warms and the days get longer, Chris will emerge metamorphosed as a new queen of his autistic species. "Barb" will now go out and bed several breeding partners until finally she settles down with an older mate and produce another fledgling queen just as autistic who will one day take her place.
 
He's gonna cheaply cremate her unless bob paid for her funerary expenses beforehand.
Then some weirdo is gonna try to get some ashes from him.

Then he'll get a shockingly generously paid GoFundMe and be fine.
 
It would be funny if he joined EGS after Barb passes and become one of those crazy cunts.

But seriously. I can't picture Chris being willing to take himself to assisted living or something. Like, imagine how shitty it would be for the workers if he did.
 
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