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Shiversblood said:
I think you can be arrested if you have a corpse poking out of your backyard when it rains. Desecration of a corpse, or something.
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Just looked up Virginia's laws and there it's a Class 6 felony the penalty for which is ' a term of imprisonment of not less than one year nor more than five years, or in the discretion of the jury or the court trying the case without a jury, confinement in jail for not more than 12 months and a fine of not more than $2,500, either or both.'

Our hero would probably get off easy when his lawyer convinced the court that he was a manchild and didn't know any better. Er, sorry, womanchild.
 
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With 116 pages to this thread, I'm sure this has been asked before but...
When Barb eventually dies, will we still receive updates from chris? Surely he'll be depressed (or stressed, as he would put it) and not have the motivation to make c-logs, comic pages or Facebook posts, right?
Our only hope would be for one of his 'friends' to update us on what he's doing and how he's dealing with the death.
 
Silver Octopus said:
With 116 pages to this thread, I'm sure this has been asked before but...
When Barb eventually dies, will we still receive updates from chris? Surely he'll be depressed (or stressed, as he would put it) and not have the motivation to make c-logs, comic pages or Facebook posts, right?
Our only hope would be for one of his 'friends' to update us on what he's doing and how he's dealing with the death.
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Chris will brush it off in an almost insulting amount of time and get back to begging for money
 
Silver Octopus said:
When Barb eventually dies, will we still receive updates from chris?
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The 14BC budget is constantly just above the point where angry creditors start storming the gates and repossessing stuff, with 2 tugboats plus begging money coming in. When one of those tugboats goes sailing down the River Styx, it's going to be like someone lit a fire under Chris. We'll see begging - constant, aggressive begging - like never before.
 
Silver Octopus said:
With 116 pages to this thread, I'm sure this has been asked before but...
When Barb eventually dies, will we still receive updates from chris? Surely he'll be depressed (or stressed, as he would put it) and not have the motivation to make c-logs, comic pages or Facebook posts, right?
Our only hope would be for one of his 'friends' to update us on what he's doing and how he's dealing with the death.
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That is an interesting question. He was pretty upset when Bob died, but when mommy dies, he may just shut down. Knowing his whole "my mother will take care of that" mentality with a lot of things, there's a good chance he could be gone for awhile.

Then again, Barb is his last strong relationship he has left, and is going to create a huge void in his life. He could certainly start drumming up sympathy and looking to fill that hole as quickly as possible.

Chris doesn't like change, and Barb going tits up is going to be a huge change for him.
 
Silver Octopus said:
With 116 pages to this thread, I'm sure this has been asked before but...
When Barb eventually dies, will we still receive updates from chris? Surely he'll be depressed (or stressed, as he would put it) and not have the motivation to make c-logs, comic pages or Facebook posts, right?
Our only hope would be for one of his 'friends' to update us on what he's doing and how he's dealing with the death.
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The updates you get from Chris are the tip of the iceberg. Chris' real life is submerged. When Barb goes, the iceberg sinks. It's not about motivation.

It's that 95% of Chris' life is not online. When Barb dies, Chris will need to focus his efforts on that 95%.
 
Barbs demise might cause chaos if Chris becomes truly desperate for money.

Wee.ns will harrass en masse.
A- logs will probably try to take advantage and make Chris do stupid shit for money.
White knights will try to kep Chris safe from the A- logs by giving him donations.
Barb's control over Chris will be gone and he will be unleashed with a furious barrage of autistic content.

Or he will spam depressed begging videos completely ignoring anything else and shit himself.
 
One thing we do know is that whoever crashes the funeral will be a CWC legend forever. I mean there can only be one funeral, right? So whoever is a bad enough dude to go ape and record it would basically be the coolest guy on the site and everyone would like them.

It's just food for thought really.
 
Marvin said:
The updates you get from Chris are the tip of the iceberg. Chris' real life is submerged. When Barb goes, the iceberg sinks. It's not about motivation.

It's that 95% of Chris' life is not online. When Barb dies, Chris will need to focus his efforts on that 95%.
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That 95% is going to require a sudden infusion of cash to replace the Barb tugboat which just disappeared. Chris will suddenly have no toy money as his own tugboat is consumed entirely.

I think he will use Barb's death to blubber and beg for money, because unlike now, he'll actually need it for necessities and not just to buy toys.
 
Totenkopf said:
One thing we do know is that whoever crashes the funeral will be a CWC legend forever. I mean there can only be one funeral, right? So whoever is a bad enough dude to go ape and record it would basically be the coolest guy on the site and everyone would like them.

It's just food for thought really.
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It's guaranteed to make you a Kiwifarms -nay!- an Internet Legend!
Women will fawn over you, men will envy you. All you need to do is pick up a pickle suit, sneak into the funeral home that is embalming Barb, chug her out of the coffin and hide inside there until the funeral starts so you can burst out with a mighty, resounding roar of JULAAAAY when the ceremony is at its peak.

It's even better than rifling through the garbage that was bad enough that even a compulsive hoarder like Barb threw it away.

autistic jokes aside, I assume Barb's funeral will be incredibly depressing. Who would even show up aside Chris and maybe Rocky (well, and some trolls maybe)?
 
AnOminous said:
I think he will use Barb's death to blubber and beg for money, because unlike now, he'll actually need it for necessities and not just to buy toys.
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Once your will is broken... once 14BC is ashes... then you have my permission to die...

RomanesEuntDomus said:
autistic jokes aside, I assume Barb's funeral will be incredibly depressing. Who would even show up aside Chris and maybe Rocky (well, and some trolls maybe)?
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Only the coolest ass dudes
 
Totenkopf said:
Once your will is broken... once you've sold all your fucking shit... once you have no internet to beg for money on... once you're actually out of money to waste on toys and vidya... once 14BC is in ashes from something you clearly did in a sad, pathetic attempt to feed yourself... once you have no food, clothing, or shelter... then (and only then) do you have my permission to die...
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Not bad at all - but I FTFY.
 
Chances are that Chris will be held responsible. You could just as well call it murder due to negligence.
Ohh, what a saga that will be :optimistic::drink:
 
allisonamber said:
What if we lose Chris completely because of it?
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I "worry" about that too. What if he just shoots or stabs himself because he cannot cope without Barb. He will be driven into a sadistic frenzy, mashing his MLP and toys together and pouring fuel on his stuff and take his life, all because barb kicked the bucket.
Chris needs a Waifu fast before skeletor barb dies.
 
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