Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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When she dies, Chris will undoubtedly beg for funeral funds. Then he'll facebook or livetweet the funeral with him wearing something properly fucking garish. After that he'll probably make some lego with her in it and post that to facebook or do some art with her and sonichu and the danger dolan(?) crew.

Then the debt collectors take the house after a few months, maybe a year, throughout all of this, Chris has slowly but surely been going down a slippery slope his mental health degrading at an alarming rate. Maybe some relatives help him but probably not. Eventually Chris is left with nothing. After that, who knows? Sonichu 13?
 
Aladdin_Insane said:
When she dies, Chris will undoubtedly beg for funeral funds. Then he'll facebook or livetweet the funeral with him wearing something properly fucking garish.
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probably a garish old lady blouse and skirt...with the MLP shirt underneath, of course.
 
Cowpies said:
If she were to die suddenly at home..like Chris wakes up one day and finds her dead in bed...I could picture him not immediately calling 911. He'd probably go online first to let everyone know she's dead and spend hours replying to people while Barb starts smelling up the place.
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Cowpies said:
probably a garish old lady blouse and skirt...with the MLP shirt underneath, of course.
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He'll probably wear the medallion to the funeral and even place one on her casket, take pictures, and post them on Facebook and Twitter.
 
Aladdin_Insane said:
After that he'll probably make some lego with her in it and post that to facebook or do some art with her and sonichu and the danger dolan(?) crew.
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That's a given. He brought Bob back from the grave to support his lazy tranny lifestyle in his comics so I doubt Barb will be in the ground for a month before Chris shoehorns her into Sonichu and has her say she always loved and supported his choices.
 
He'll turn into Norman Bates:

Dress up like his mom and pretend that she's still alive, then when any boyfriend-free girl (or psychologist, or whatever) visits him, his "mom" would kill them.

Then, someone will visit, survive Barb, and find Chris wearing her clothes and pretending to be her.
 
Taily Puff said:
Barb has done everything she feasibly could to guarantee that, when she dies, her autistic socially inept cowardly son who's proven incredibly vulnerable to scams is going to spend the rest of his life dealing with a near constant barrage of angry debt collectors trying anything and everything they can to scare him into giving them whatever little food money he has laying around.

Barb sucks.

Seriously the only thing worse she could do is head to the city in her final days and borrow a ton of money from some violent mob-affiliated loan sharks, assuming she hasn't already done that.
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I agree Barb sucks, but she deserves some credit for setting up a situation with plenty of hilarious drama after she dies.
 
The Janitor said:
He'll turn into Norman Bates:

Dress up like his mom and pretend that she's still alive, then when any boyfriend-free girl (or psychologist, or whatever) visits him, his "mom" would kill them.

Then, someone will visit, survive Barb, and find Chris wearing her clothes and pretending to be her.
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I have no doubt he'll start wearing her clothing and jewelry, if he's not already. She went through a potato period so there's probably a lot he can squish his corpulent frame into.

Since no other girl wants to be my mom, I'll just be my mom! For ever and ever.
 
After Barb's death, will she appear in Sonichu?

And if she does, would Bob show up as well?
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
He's going to need to beg in order to bury Barb. Unless they have a plot with Bob, it's going to cost Chris a lot of money. Even a casket base rate is about $500, plus funeral costs outside of just the wake, will be a few grand. Cremation is slightly less expensive but Chris probably won't opt for that.

http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/burial-cremation-laws-virginia.html
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/burial-cremation-laws-virginia.html
It also looks like the body must be embalmed ($) and refrigerated if it's not buried within two days in Virginia. Though it looks like he might just be able to have someone dig a hole and dump her in on his property if Greene county allows it.

So we should know within two days when Barb dies because it appears he'll need lots of money very quickly.
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Bob was cremated, Barb probably will be too.
 
Taily Puff said:
Barb has done everything she feasibly could to guarantee that, when she dies, her autistic socially inept cowardly son who's proven incredibly vulnerable to scams is going to spend the rest of his life dealing with a near constant barrage of angry debt collectors trying anything and everything they can to scare him into giving them whatever little food money he has laying around.
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Are you Cole Smithey? because your using big words that don't make sense.
 
Broseph said:
That's assuming that Chris would be smart enough to pull off a scam like that, to which he's not. If anything, I'm sure Chris would probably bury Barb in the backyard right next to Patty's 10 ton doghouse, and by that I mean he would bury her barely six inches into the soil since Chris is way too weak and out of shape to bury her six feet, and then her corpse would start to rise up out of the dirt every time it rained, to which Chris would just make a feeble attempt at covering her in dirt again.
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Given Chris' superstition, he might take her corpse rising up when it rains as a sign that she's "popping up from time to time, to check on me and make sure I'm okay"


samuraicrack said:
Linkara will take care of Chris after Barb dies.

We will finally have the Sonichu X Lightbringer crossover we've deserved all these years.
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Welp, given the fact that Linkara is into chicks with dicks, it's possible.
 
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