Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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AnOminous said:
Or nobody would post it at all because nobody even likes Barb.

Don't force me to post the Barb jerks off pigs copypasta again.
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With Barb pretty much dead to everyone else in her family and Chris remaining radio silent, it's very possible that we may not get confimation of Barb's death until some ween makes a random pilgrimage to the Chandler niche and notices that the numbers have been carved in.
 
BobJones997 said:
With Barb pretty much dead to everyone else in her family and Chris remaining radio silent, it's very possible that we may not get confimation of Barb's death until some ween makes a random pilgrimage to the Chandler niche and notices that the numbers have been carved in.
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It's possible no one will bother paying for an obituary. They're similar to newspaper advertisements and newspapers charge a significant amount of money for them.
 
BobJones997 said:
With Barb pretty much dead to everyone else in her family and Chris remaining radio silent, it's very possible that we may not get confimation of Barb's death until some ween makes a random pilgrimage to the Chandler niche and notices that the numbers have been carved in.
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Is there any way she could just die and nobody ever finds out about it in some way because no official documentation is ever listed down anywhere online? This happens often with missing people or murders of people in complete isolation that are never reported or they are cut off from anyone who knows them. Are legal sources obligated to have an obituary page for every death no matter how insignificant? do any ever fall through the cracks?
 
thegooddoctor said:
Is there any way she could just die and nobody ever finds out about it in some way because no official documentation is ever listed down anywhere online? This happens often with missing people or murders of people in complete isolation that are never reported or they are cut off from anyone who knows them. Are legal sources obligated to have an obituary page for every death no matter how insignificant? do any ever fall through the cracks?
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Probably not.

I should think there is someone checking on her after what’s happened.
Be they a grudging family member or social worker.

Even if there wasn’t and she died in bed or something, sooner or later she would be discovered, then there would be some sort of local media attention.
 
FinnSven said:
Probably not.

I should think there is someone checking on her after what’s happened.
Be they a grudging family member or social worker.

Even if there wasn’t and she died in bed or something, sooner or later she would be discovered, then there would be some sort of local media attention.
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Ah thanks just checking, when she does die though, will anyone be at her funeral, I can think of at least some weens or past trolls coming to visit their fav lolcow on his deathbed for respects sake. But Barb has basically cut ties with anyone in her family including her estranged son for basically years, and she has almost no friends currently alive or at all through years of cuntiness. Can anyone think of even just one person?
 
thegooddoctor said:
Is there any way she could just die and nobody ever finds out about it in some way because no official documentation is ever listed down anywhere online? This happens often with missing people or murders of people in complete isolation that are never reported or they are cut off from anyone who knows them. Are legal sources obligated to have an obituary page for every death no matter how insignificant? do any ever fall through the cracks?
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Since pretty much everybody in her family hates her and she has no friends, I would be shocked if someone publishes an obituary when she passes. Sometimes the funeral homes will post one themselves, but not every home does that so there's no guarantee there. There could be other hints such as 14BC finally going up for sale. However, like I said in my original post, if all else fails, when Barb finally dies her death date will be carved in the Chandler family niche next to Bob's name, and eventually someone will make a pilgrimage out there and notice that it's been put in and then we'll get the confirmation of her death that way (It's already been fully paid for and reserved by Bob before he died.). It could however take a long time after her death since afaik that place is not as popular as a pilgrimage spot among Christorians as certain other Christorical places are such as 14BC, Fashion Square Mall etc.
 
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Jalal-Ibn-Jalal said:
What's that copypasta? I've never heard of it as a noobie.
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You just had to. You just had to.

BARB JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS COLE'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. BARB CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT BARB TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS CHRIS'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. BARB WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER PULSATING CUNT. EXHAUSTED, SHE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. SHE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY, AND SPEAKS HER NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S BARB. BARB DOES THAT.
 
thegooddoctor said:
Ah thanks just checking, when she does die though, will anyone be at her funeral, I can think of at least some weens or past trolls coming to visit their fav lolcow on his deathbed for respects sake. But Barb has basically cut ties with anyone in her family including her estranged son for basically years, and she has almost no friends currently alive or at all through years of cuntiness. Can anyone think of even just one person?
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The family attending her funeral will be those wanting in on her will to inherit her possessions. Without Chris stealing money from her and Harriet likely stopping her going to Goodwill, Barb potentially has some savings left over. Not to mention all the gold jewelry she's been seen wearing over the years. Even if its just a few hundred dollars total, Harriet and Tom at least would go to the funeral to grab it.
 
thegooddoctor said:
Is there any way she could just die and nobody ever finds out about it in some way because no official documentation is ever listed down anywhere online? This happens often with missing people or murders of people in complete isolation that are never reported or they are cut off from anyone who knows them. Are legal sources obligated to have an obituary page for every death no matter how insignificant? do any ever fall through the cracks?
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this sort of thing can happen but its very rare and you would have to be essentially homeless for it to happen. i imagine barb at least has some form of welfare person show up and check on her every day so the odds of her dying and nobody noticing are rare.

as far as anything afterwards is concerned it all depends on what if any life insurance she has and if she just plans to be buried with bob or somewhere else. if she was smart about it then she has a will and has planned everything out long ago with bob.

as far as the obituary it depends honestly. some funeral homes will handle that stuff for you and just add it to the bill at the end but usually there is at least the bare minimum of who died and their birth and death plus a picture if any exist. if none of her family wants anything to do with her and no friends or neghbors are willing to help then she will just get something very simple and thats that.
 
Autistic Sandwich said:
Some people on Reddit and Facebook are claiming Barb's gone for real this time... again.

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Yet more proof that weens are worse than cancer...

Debbie Macomber said:
Engraving a tomb stone costs money per letter/digit, so if there isn't any money left in Barb's estate to pay for that, her tomb stone will never be finished

We'd get no obituary and no death date on the memorial
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It's already been paid for by Bob before he passed away.
 
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BobJones997 said:
It's already been paid for by Bob before he passed away.
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He paid for the tomb stone, but maybe not getting it engraved yet again, which can cost upwards of $100 a digit.

My grandma's in the same boat, her plot and stone are bought and paid for right next to grandpa's, but she has to keep $400 put aside at all times so it'll be there when she dies or her death date ain't getting added. If Bob only paid for the stone, not another engraving in advance, and Barb doesn't have the $400, they'll never etch it in.

Even if Bob paid for another engraving, cemeteries can be real assholes and say "Back then you deposited $200 for the future engraving when our rates were $50 a digit. Now it's $100 per digit, so cough up another $200 or you're only getting two digits, like 1956-'27, only the apostrophe would also be another 100 bucks!"
 
AnOminous said:
What possessions? The Blarb hoard? The house, encumbered with debt? There is literally zero of value in the estate of that horrid cunt.
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Like I said in my post, there's a lot of gold jewelry that Barb and Chris bought over the years. Even if its just Barb's wedding ring and that necklace she wore in some videos, it will still be worth more than the entire house. 14BC is known to have structural damage and mold is growing on the walls. Ruckersville isn't a very desirable neighborhood either due to its lack of sewage pipes and considerable distance from any cities.

Unless Tom and Harriet are willing to jump through the hoops of selling video games (which can take a long time, listing them on eBay separately, and most videogame stores will give a very low cash value for them as the boxes are likely missing or damaged), Chris' hoard is near worthless. Even the limited edition toys he has aren't worth anything as they are likely covered in dirt and grime, and missing the boxes. Toys really only go for huge prices to collectors if they are in perfect sealed condition, or at least clean with no stickers missing or paint chipped. Its why you see He-man figurines in the box unopened sell for hundreds of dollars, but the same toys unboxed and incomplete are also in the $1 bin at the local goodwill.
 
Rukario said:
Like I said in my post, there's a lot of gold jewelry that Barb and Chris bought over the years. Even if its just Barb's wedding ring and that necklace she wore in some videos, it will still be worth more than the entire house.
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It's junk white trash jewelry from Fingerhut and the like. It might cover the costs of hauling off the rest of the Barbage at best. There will be nothing left for any heirs as it will all be outweighed by massive amounts of debt.
 
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