Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Even though she seemed focused on the money, the fact she offered to sleep with him

Barb's a cunt, and that was a cunt response to Chris blowing that money.

Exactly, I said this before but when he openly told Barb he'd banged a hooker and it cost him $100 she said something like -

"For $100 I'd have sex with you"

Not as a honest statement of fact but as a reaction to Chris spending that much money on something, she was used to Chris spaffing money up the wall on toy's, she was used to him acting derpy, she was used to many of his behaviours but blowing money on a hooker was a new thing and at the time she was spending money hand over fist on Rob Bell's services.

Barb isn't a pleasant woman, Barbs not normal but she's very much a product of her era - for her some things are just alien or the costs of things are misunderstood, as is the access to those things. To her even knowing how to find a prostitute involved knowing the right place to find the wrong sort of person and it certainly didn't cost $100 in her mind more like $10 and a stiff drink. So with him throwing that kind of money away while she was spending her hard inherited money on her defence she reacted in exasperation and said something that Chris has misunderstood and twisted to suit his own needs.

 

[BeatboxBill]

For the like millionth time, she already has her own niche.
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I know she has a grave or tombstone beside Bob, what I was trying to say is if Bob's dead body is underneath that concrete then it could be possible that Barb's could be placed on top of it, some places do do that if there's not enough funding from the city or town. The only other thing I could think of is her ashes scattered over the concrete.

 

[BobJones997]

I know she has a grave or tombstone beside Bob, what I was trying to say is if Bob's dead body is underneath that concrete then it could be possible that Barb's could be placed on top of it, some places do do that if there's not enough funding from the city or town. The only other thing I could think of is her ashes scattered over the concrete.

Dude, she's getting cremated just like Bob was. Do you not know what a niche is? There is no dead body beneath the concrete.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Dude, she's getting cremated like Bob was. Do you not know what a niche is?

Okay, wiseass, I live outside of the United States, where I live we just say "Cremation", we don't use some fucking special snowflake terminology for it.

And as far as I know, "niche" has different meanings and none mean "cremation" (at least in my country)

Nowhere does it mention anything to do with cremation.

And go ahead and spam me with negative reactions or call me autistic and shit, I don't really care, some words have different definitions in other countries.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Okay, wiseass, I live outside of the United States, where I live we just say "Cremation", we don't use some fucking special snowflake terminology for it.

And as far as I know, "niche" has different meanings and none mean "cremation" (at least in my country)

Nowhere does it mention anything to do with cremation.

And go ahead and spam me with negative reactions or call me autistic and shit, I don't really care, some words have different definitions in other countries.

Bob's ashes are stored in a building known as a columbarium. The space his ashes are in is called a niche. If you click my link you can see various examples of columbaria. Bob's niche is covered in a plaque with his name on it and Barb's name, because she is expected to be cremated and her ashes placed in the niche with his.

As a native speaker of English, I learned the term columbarium in my late 30s when learning about Christory. My family just spreads the ashes somewhere, like in front of my late grandfather's workshop, or in the river. I'm supposed to dump my mom's ashes in the river when she dies. She says I should be careful to make sure I know which way the wind is blowing so I don't get ashes all over me. I think she gave me this warning from personal experience.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

Bob's ashes are stored in a building known as a columbarium. The space his ashes are in is called a niche. If you click my link you can see various examples of columbaria. Bob's niche is covered in a plaque with his name on it and Barb's name, because she is expected to be cremated and her ashes placed in the niche with his.

As a native speaker of English, I learned the term columbarium in my late 30s when learning about Christory. My family just spreads the ashes somewhere, like in front of my late grandfather's workshop, or in the river. I'm supposed to dump my mom's ashes in the river when she dies. She says I should be careful to make sure I know which way the wind is blowing so I don't get ashes all over me. I think she gave me this warning from personal experience.

"Goodnight sweet prince" comes to mind.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Bob's ashes are stored in a building known as a columbarium. The space his ashes are in is called a niche. If you click my link you can see various examples of columbaria. Bob's niche is covered in a plaque with his name on it and Barb's name, because she is expected to be cremated and her ashes placed in the niche with his.

As a native speaker of English, I learned the term columbarium in my late 30s when learning about Christory. My family just spreads the ashes somewhere, like in front of my late grandfather's workshop, or in the river. I'm supposed to dump my mom's ashes in the river when she dies. She says I should be careful to make sure I know which way the wind is blowing so I don't get ashes all over me. I think she gave me this warning from personal experience.

Thank you for explaining better to me without trying to argue, I very much appreciate it.

I was just confused because where I live the people just call it "crematorium" and the ashes are never stored in there or the funeral homes, the town I live in just keeps the person's ashes in a box with a name printed on in some hospital mortuary until somebody claims the ashes.

I guess they handle the deceased differently worldwide...

 

[TestTubePuppy]

If all that stuff wasn't prepaid by Bob, Barb's gonna get put out with the trash. No one's going to pay any of their hard earned money to give Barb a fancy resting place.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

I was just confused because where I live the people just call it "crematorium" and the ashes are never stored in there

You still don't understand. A crematorium is the place where the bodies are burned into ashes. A columbarium is a place where already burned ashes are stored, so surviving relatives can have a place to visit.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

You know what would be a fucked up way to make Barbara croak? Have her listen to the Jail Letters where Chris-Chan talked about her high school years and the letters where he called her a hillbilly redneck that should die. That'll be just as bad as the psychological damage he did by "healing" her

 

[Ophelia]

You know what would be a fucked up way to make Barbara croak? Have her listen to the Jail Letters where Chris-Chan talked about her high school years and the letters where he called her a hillbilly redneck that should die. That'll be just as bad as the psychological damage he did by "healing" her

She’s probably heard all kinds of bullshit by now. She’s got a thick skin.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

She’s probably heard all kinds of bullshit by now. She’s got a thick skin.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

Sorry, I had that idea in my head and she probably wouldn't give a fuck

 

[AnOminous]

I know she has a grave or tombstone beside Bob, what I was trying to say is if Bob's dead body is underneath that concrete then it could be possible that Barb's could be placed on top of it, some places do do that if there's not enough funding from the city or town. The only other thing I could think of is her ashes scattered over the concrete.

His dead body isn't in there it's a goddamn columbarium it's ashes.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You know what would be a fucked up way to make Barbara croak? Have her listen to the Jail Letters where Chris-Chan talked about her high school years and the letters where he called her a hillbilly redneck that should die. That'll be just as bad as the psychological damage he did by "healing" her

Barb deserves it, only if someone would have told her these things before selfishly having a kid with a 55 year old man who she only married because he had a house.

 

[BeatboxBill]

His dead body isn't in there it's a goddamn columbarium it's ashes.

I said "IF" not "is" you fucking moron so shut the fuck up already!

I don't see what the big fucking deal is that I didn't know that "niche" meant cremations, not every person lives in the United States, some of us are from outside of America!

And how the fuck was I supposed to know that his ashes are stored in the building? Do I go stalk Bob & Barb's graves? No! Do I visit them? No!

I'm just an observer, I lurk, I don't go to America and stalk Chris's deceased relatives, I just document Chris's life and share my opinions about it, I'm not some die hard fanatic who has every single little detail imprinted on my fucking brain.

I live in a fucking town where people just say "cremation" and "crematorium", we don't call it a fucking "niche" or a fucking "columbarium".

Since you think you're some high and mighty genius god that expects everyone to kiss your ass, you would have known already that "niche" and "columbarium" mean different things in other countries since not all countries use the same fucking terminology!

Go ahead and react with "mad at the internet" or "dumb" or "autistic" shit, it's not the first to time it's happened, if anything you and whoever else sends those reactions are the ones who are autistic, dumb and mad at the internet since you won't fucking shut up and keep making a big deal it all just because I didn't know some old fart's crumbs are in a building.

Oh, his ashes are in a building and not in the ground, oh I got the terminology wrong... BIG FUCKING WOOOP, build a bridge and jump off it already

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Barb deserves it, only if someone would have told her these things before selfishly having a kid with a 55 year old man who she only married because he had a house.

It all went downhill from there when she used Chris-Chan as a baby trap to Bob

 

[BobJones997]

I said "IF" not "is" you fucking moron so shut the fuck up already!

I don't see what the big fucking deal is that I didn't know that "niche" meant cremations, not every person lives in the United States, some of us are from outside of America!

And how the fuck was I supposed to know that his ashes are stored in the building? Do I go stalk Bob & Barb's graves? No! Do I visit them? No!

I'm just an observer, I lurk, I don't go to America and stalk Chris's deceased relatives, I just document Chris's life and share my opinions about it, I'm not some die hard fanatic who has every single little detail imprinted on my fucking brain.

I live in a fucking town where people just say "cremation" and "crematorium", we don't call it a fucking "niche" or a fucking "columbarium".

Since you think you're some high and mighty genius god that expects everyone to kiss your ass, you would have known already that "niche" and "columbarium" mean different things in other countries since not all countries use the same fucking terminology!

Go ahead and react with "mad at the internet" or "dumb" or "autistic" shit, it's not the first to time it's happened, if anything you and whoever else sends those reactions are the ones who are autistic, dumb and mad at the internet since you won't fucking shut up and keep making a big deal it all just because I didn't know some old fart's crumbs are in a building.

Oh, his ashes are in a building and not in the ground, oh I got the terminology wrong... BIG FUCKING WOOOP, build a bridge and jump off it already

 

[BeatboxBill]

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I'd rather be an "internet tough guy" then some wannabe tryhard edge lord

 

[King Kiwi]

Okay, wiseass, I live outside of the United States, where I live we just say "Cremation", we don't use some fucking special snowflake terminology for it.

And as far as I know, "niche" has different meanings and none mean "cremation" (at least in my country)
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Nowhere does it mention anything to do with cremation.

And go ahead and spam me with negative reactions or call me autistic and shit, I don't really care, some words have different definitions in other countries.

I didn't know there was still people like you.

Oh, how I miss the 2010s.

 

[Ophelia]

I said "IF" not "is" you fucking moron so shut the fuck up already!

This can’t be good for your blood pressure. We get it: shit’s different outside the US. We make fun of people here and you’re gonna have to learn to let it roll off your back.