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AnotherForumUser said:
does simply having an autism spectrum disorder allow someone to collect welfare?
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https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/...y-services/government_financial_resources.pdf
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I think this latest video shows that the real answer to "When Barb Dies" is: nothing much will happen. Whether the whole thing was a grifting scheme or not, Barb obviously has a corpse impression honed by long years of practice. Chris is very used to it. The day he can't wake Barb up he'll just sigh and call the trash collection company to find out what day bodies should be put out at the curb.
 
bigbaby said:
He'll live with Cole
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Oh, Cole. You poor, poor soul.

The end of Barb pretty much means that we'll get the final conclussion to the whole saga. He'll either go live with Cole (lol no) or end up homeless within a couple of months of Barb kicking the bucket. He has absolutely no experience with living on his own and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to pay the electricity bill and whatnot.

Currently, we are experiencing the final stages of Chris' life on the internet.
 
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I have on my backburner a song I was trying to write, to the tune of "When You're Gone" by Avril Laving


"When Barb Dies"
 
Kosher Dill said:
I think this latest video shows that the real answer to "When Barb Dies" is: nothing much will happen. Whether the whole thing was a grifting scheme or not, Barb obviously has a corpse impression honed by long years of practice. Chris is very used to it. The day he can't wake Barb up he'll just sigh and call the trash collection company to find out what day bodies should be put out at the curb.
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I'm guessing something would go wrong financially if he can't deal with himself, though.

Imagine getting even more credit cards and maxing them out in a day. He can't sustain himself if he's not being careful with his spending habits.
 
Chris will cry and then be homeless eventually.

edit: After he asks for donations and plays some vidya, of course.
 
Chris will never be homeless.

Some thirsty sperg obsessed with him would take him in first. Give him their bedroom. Let him have all their stuff. Pay to feed and clothe him. And once they'd spent the day serving his every whim, they'd sneak into his room to watch him sleep, while logging on here with their phone and posting "guys you'll never believe how I've managed to troll Chris".
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
Chris will never be homeless.

Some thirsty sperg obsessed with him would take him in first. Give him their bedroom. Let him have all their stuff. Pay to feed and clothe him. And once they'd spent the day serving his every whim, they'd sneak into his room to watch him sleep, while logging on here with their phone and posting "guys you'll never believe how I've managed to troll Chris".
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I'm pretty sure no one is that big of a loser to actually take Chris in and care for him. And if they are, they most like don't have enough income to take care of an autistic 34-year old manchild. It seems like waay to much work just to get some lulz.
 
vtmx said:
The end of Barb pretty much means that we'll get the final conclussion to the whole saga. He'll either go live with Cole (lol no) or end up homeless within a couple of months of Barb kicking the bucket. He has absolutely no experience with living on his own and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to pay the electricity bill and whatnot.

Currently, we are experiencing the final stages of Chris' life on the internet.
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I really hope not.
 
badluckfistfuck said:
Could this be the end of Chris Chan??

Maybe. Who knows. Who cares?
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tune in next time, same chris time, same chris channel
A Bag Of Beans said:
Chris will cry and then be homeless eventually.

edit: After he asks for donations and plays some vidya, of course.
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chris will be quiet for a long while
and we wont know why until he makes a video about how he needs money
and we wont believe him
 
Unfortunately I suspect Chris will put his head in the sand living in 14BC which he can't afford on his tugboat because he'd rather buy crap to play with once and then lose amongst all the other crap, and carry on humping inanimate objects and playing vidya until it's repossessed.

When the Jerkops and/or bailiffs come round to repossess the place, I expect there to be a horde of weens outside trying to be the next "DON'T CALL ANYBODY." (Are eviction dates a matter of public Court record in Virginia though?)

He'll then probably waste away or turn to drink or drugs because he just won't be able to cope without all his Lego and Sonichu crap around him. It's all very well and good saying that he is entitled to mental health services and support but unless he engages, which he won't because it'll cause him stress and he doesn't want to be branded a "slow in the mind," it won't help him.
 
The Dude said:
Chris will leave her in her favorite chairbed and not report the death. He will live in denial and continue to talk to hear and reply to himself while imitating her voice. The animals will sleep, piss and shit all over her corpse. A family of mice will chew through the crotch of her velour pants and grammy panties and nest in her dried out old coach. The smell will be noticeable by the neighbors who will call the police for a welfare check. The police will come to the door where Chris will impersonate Barb. The police will force their way in where they will find Barbs mummy covered in feces, urine, pet hairs, and surrounded by a mountain of rotten, uneaten fast food. Chris will be sent to a psychiatric ward because he now believes he is Barb half the time. Chris will spend the rest of his days in a drug induced stupor, drooling and shitting himself even more than usual. The house will be bulldozed and the lot turned into a playground for local children after the top soil has been removed, disposed of and replaced for public health reasons.
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In a cruel twist of fate, a transwoman will work on the construction project and end up assigned to the macabre task of exhuming animal remains. She'll slowly extract each bone from the ground, wondering if construction is really preferable to sex work, until her supervisor shouts: "Hey, Julie! What's taking you so long? JULIE!"
 
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If you have a ChrisLife, "maxing out credit cards" is not a tragic event.

Look at it from the credit card company's point-of-view. Chris keeps on making payments. If they could lend him $100 today and get $10 a month forever, why not? Seems a pretty good gamble.

Even if Chris declares bankruptcy, his tugboat not seizable. His credit cards will disappear, but so will his credit card payments.

For a normal person, this is horrible. This is Chris. Bankruptcy would bother Chris as much as bankruptcy would bother a dog.
 
ZehnBoat said:
chris will be quiet for a long while
and we wont know why until he makes a video about how he needs money
and we wont believe him
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I imagine he will go quiet for months. He will have lost one of the constants in his life and what I imagine is his primary source of companionship. I see him getting even more depressed.

I don't know how much outside help he would need to get some stability in his life. Despite his wasteful toy purchases, I imagine he is already organising a fair amount around the house with bills and things like that. Or rather, I imagine he is aware of some responsibilities so won't be completely clueless without Barb there to do 'adult things'. But I don't know how he deals with whatever financial quagmire they have co-authored.

Also, unless he gets another source of companionship, he is going to be miserable. Which is completely understandable. I seem to remember companionship being the priority of his LoveQuest? Maybe extended or estranged family member will feel bad and step in.

Maybe he'll make a Facebook post about it, but unfortunately I imagine he will cut himself off from the outside world more than ever.
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
Chris will never be homeless.

Some thirsty sperg obsessed with him would take him in first. Give him their bedroom. Let him have all their stuff. Pay to feed and clothe him. And once they'd spent the day serving his every whim, they'd sneak into his room to watch him sleep, while logging on here with their phone and posting "guys you'll never believe how I've managed to troll Chris".
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"Guys, I convinced Chris to fall in love with me and I married Chris and had two children with him and guess what? He doesn't brush his teeth."
 
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