Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Chris will prop up her corpse and fart loudly while begging for money.

OR MAYBE HE ALREADY HAS. . .
 
God said:
Chris gets rich off selling Sonichu amiibos and medallions and retires to a gorgeous beachside mansion.
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I thought that already happened with the Sony deal.
I mean those moving boxes in the vid are him just moving in next door to Notch...right?
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Now that Barb is literally dying before our eyes, what will happen?
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I'd give her a month at most. Chris will likely start begging, I'd assume with tears, and eventually rot away in the trash or somehow manage to find an apartment that will quickly deteriorate into a similar condition to 14BC. In which case, more we could potentially expect some more content, albeit likely depressing. I'm hoping to finally see some remorse from Chris, but I can't say for sure. There's sure as hell going to be a major impact on his mental health and lifestyle, though.
 
Valiant said:
Chris, alone for the first time in his life: His Father; deceased for years, his Mother; finally with her husband once again, with Patti and the other cats at their sides. They all prance and dance in the afterlife with splendorous finesse.

Chris, finally alone, has no one to turn to, the body of Barb is cold within her couch as the family cat, Lucy, nuzzles gently into her still, cold hands, hoping it's nudging would reward it with a pet. Chris wipes away his tears, knowing that there is nothing here in this house of broken memories. Chris cradles Lucy in his hands as Clover and Snoopy snuffle around his feet, "Come on, fellas," he softly says to the animals, "We have nothing holding us back."

They all ascend into demigods, skinning themselves of their mortal flesh as their bones turn to ash.

They form the dark god of redeption and electricity-type Hedgehogs, Sonichu.
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what about Pollo??
 
When Barb dies, will Chris gnaw out her ovaries and eat them to try to capture her feminine essence?
 
A hypothetical eulogy of Barbara Chandler:

"Barbara Anne Weston Chandler was born October 1st, 1941 to Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, the fifth of eight children. She grew up in Red Oak, Virginia, and graduated from Randolph-Henry High School, where she was heavily involved in extracurricular - "

"Uh, padre, that's a biography, not a eulogy."

"You got anything better? (to the congregated) Anyone here got anything?"

:alog:
 
Sperglord Dante said:
Yo, is this the official Barb dead pool? I want to bet 12GBP on three months from now.
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Doubtful. Barb strikes me as one of those people who could check out both mentally and physically in the next year, but still make it to 95, on the verge of death the whole time, out of sheer spite and bitterness.
 
Chris will gain a reputation in town as being "that crazy man/woman" who lives in a dilapidated shack and hits on women younger than him.
 
I'm gathering a bunch of new munchkins together to sing "ding dong the witch is dead".
 
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