Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Mr Steal Your Farm said:
This is a developing story:

Barbara Chandler's obituary was found on obituare.com (archive). She allegedly died on July 7, 2023.
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Heh I actually saw it yesterday and was debating posting it but ended up deciding not to since it's obviously fake ween bullshit and I didn't want to give them any more attention. The Joel Chandler fag who made the fake obituary is now claiming to be Chris's first cousin. Hopefully he gets doxxed soon enough for being a colossal faggot.
 
Barb is still paying the property tax installments on time so she is clearly still alive and living at 14BC with what I am assuming is a caretaker checking in to care for her while she is still alive. She is probably getting help managing her finances now and doesn't have to worry about Chris stealing money from her so she is probably able to stay afloat with her current situation. If she was going to be moved to a nursing home she would have been there already and the house sold.

I have no idea what the fuck will happen when she dies. It is very unlikely she has an estate that the banks wouldn't instantly claim and even if she did there is no one to claim it as Chris is out of the picture, Cole would reject anything and no sibling would want to deal with the headache. Most likely the first way we will find out Barb died is if the house is for sale. Once that happens someone will request a death certificate to confirm.
 
Kirby said:
I have no idea what the fuck will happen when she dies. It is very unlikely she has an estate that the banks wouldn't instantly claim and even if she did there is no one to claim it as Chris is out of the picture, Cole would reject anything and no sibling would want to deal with the headache. Most likely the first way we will find out Barb died is if the house is for sale. Once that happens someone will request a death certificate to confirm.
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Once Barb dies, she'll likely be cremated as that's the most cost effective option post death. The bank will seize all assets in BC14 in a desperate bid to recoup her debt. BC14 will be sold and then destroyed for being a health hazard. Chris will stay in his make believe world in his group home believing Barb is now in CWCville. Chris will die from a heart attack at a truly astonishing old age like Bob. Truly a sad ending for Chris and everyone else involved.
 
That Obituare website is weird. I searched various people I know who have died with no results. Apparently it only has 57,665 obituaries, and some are dated decades in the future. Dasha Marie Cary, for example, has an obituary managed by Dasha Cary, and it shows a photo of a young woman. She'll die in 2081, at the age of 80, despite being born in 2019 and also graduating high school in 2019. In 2030, apparently at the age of 11, she will be awarded doctor of the year after overcoming her dyscalculia.

Elizabeth L. Swain has lived a long life. She will die on December 24, 2023, at the age of 94. I wonder if she has been informed of her imminent demise.

I get the impression that Obituare was created by someone hired to make a new version of an already successful obituary website. Imagine a web developer who takes a job, and his boss is like "I hear that Mark Zuckerberg guy got rich by making that Facebook thing. Make me something just like the Facebook, so I will be rich too!"

Jalal-Ibn-Jalal said:
Once Barb dies, she'll likely be cremated as that's the most cost effective option post death. The bank will seize all assets in BC14 in a desperate bid to recoup her debt. BC14 will be sold and then destroyed for being a health hazard. Chris will stay in his make believe world in his group home believing Barb is now in CWCville. Chris will die from a heart attack at a truly astonishing old age like Bob. Truly a sad ending for Chris and everyone else involved.
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The plan is to cremate her. She already has a columbarium niche for her ashes to be stored with Bob's. A columbarium is a place where ashes are stored.
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Jesus, it finally happened.

Welp, we all knew this was coming. Part of me wonders what her other kids will do.

EDIT: After just a cursory glance this actually looks incredibly fake, I think I've been bamboozled.
 
R00T said:
The website has an "ai generator" which can help you write the obituary.
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Maybe it's just me, but that's seems kinda disrespectful. "Hey, computer, say something nice about this dead family member or whatever." If you can't come up even with some nice basic platitudes, then just don't say anything.
 
NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Then I saw her corpse,
Now I'm a believer,
There's not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
That she's dead, (awwwwwwwwwww)
I'm a believer,
I couldn't grieve her,
if I tried
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You may have just written the opening song of the next Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (or whatever the fuck Chris calls his fake band now) album. Alongside his version of "Jailhouse Rock" of course.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
That Obituare website is weird. I searched various people I know who have died with no results. Apparently it only has 57,665 obituaries, and some are dated decades in the future. Dasha Marie Cary, for example, has an obituary managed by Dasha Cary, and it shows a photo of a young woman. She'll die in 2081, at the age of 80, despite being born in 2019 and also graduating high school in 2019. In 2030, apparently at the age of 11, she will be awarded doctor of the year after overcoming her dyscalculia.

Elizabeth L. Swain has lived a long life. She will die on December 24, 2023, at the age of 94. I wonder if she has been informed of her imminent demise.

I get the impression that Obituare was created by someone hired to make a new version of an already successful obituary website. Imagine a web developer who takes a job, and his boss is like "I hear that Mark Zuckerberg guy got rich by making that Facebook thing. Make me something just like the Facebook, so I will be rich too!"


The plan is to cremate her. She already has a columbarium niche for her ashes to be stored with Bob's. A columbarium is a place where ashes are stored.
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It sounds like a creepypasta concept. A website that predicts your death accurately.
 
Kaktus Kompot said:
Maybe it's just me, but that's seems kinda disrespectful. "Hey, computer, say something nice about this dead family member or whatever." If you can't come up even with some nice basic platitudes, then just don't say anything.
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No kidding. It would be better to give a eulogy that went something like "this dead fuck was an asshole, everything about 'em pissed me off and when I see 'em in hell I'm gonna slap 'em for eternity" because at least that gives the impression that the deceased made enough impact on someone to be remembered.
 
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