What is the worst instant noodle?

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

It can be a flavour or a brand. We all know instant noodles are unhealthy and may cause cancer but it's a guilty pleasure. Give me some of the most disgusting noodles that you've tried.

 

[Core Theorist]

I haven't tried many brands and thankfully I haven't had a brand I absolutely despise, but them Maruchan(?) ones are mid as fuck

 

[User names must be unique]

Naked noodle they're a brand of cup noodles here and they fucking suck.

Picked 2 different flavours up on a buy one get one free deal and they both tasted exactly the same, hot fucking garbage with sugar ontop.

 

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

Naked noodle they're a brand of cup noodles here and they fucking suck.

Picked 2 different flavours up on a buy one get one free deal and they both tasted exactly the same, hot fucking garbage with sugar ontop.

Those look white-washed, I don't trust those noodles. The good ones are usually from some random Asian brand that are cheap.

 

[analrapist]

I'd just say Mr Noodles. There's no reason to purchase them. You can get other brands either cheaper, or better, or both.

 

[Huh what?]

This stuff is complete garbage, stay away from it. The powder is all sugary and it's nowhere near as hot as the package suggests. Stick with the Korean brands for good instant ramen.

 

[TETRABAX]

I want to try those SK noodles that got banned by the Danish. But if you are going to eat cheap food, you might as well get the cheapest version of that cheap food

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Tie between the tasteless local corpo ones and the ones made by true and honest SEAmonkeys with true and honest bugs in the vegetable sachet and pubes in the noodles.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Reject Maruchan/Top Ramen. Embrace Bul Nak.

 

[DankSmoker]

This shit, I couldn't even finish it.

 

[DankSmoker]

I haven't tried many brands and thankfully I haven't had a brand I absolutely despise, but them Maruchan(?) ones are mid as fuck

The tastiest one is the lime chili shrimp flavor, everything else is unremarkable.

 

[MadStan]

Try avoiding the noodles at supermarkets.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Usually western-brand ones, although Pot Noodle is an exception. Maggi, Bachelor noodles are all complete shite. Luminous yellow gloopy bullshit.


I don't think I've ever had a bad eastern-brand instant noodle although sometimes the flavours are a bit fucking weird.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

whiskey dick

 

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

This shit, I couldn't even finish it.
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I find that one to be less flavorful than other Nongshim noodles. However, if you combine it with their Chapagetti then you have a nice spicy black bean noodle.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

uncooked ones

Try avoiding the noodles at supermarkets.

depends if your supermarket has Indomie or Nongshim

 

[Jason Wynn]

I lived off these Nissin chow mein packs in college. They’re pretty foul though, enough sodium to kill a giant.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

All of them. They're all packed with sodium.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I haven't tried many brands and thankfully I haven't had a brand I absolutely despise, but them Maruchan(?) ones are mid as fuck

I avoid the spice packet in cheaper brands and just make my own flavors up. I've made Tajin curry flavored noodles that way. Last night, I made a bowl of noodles with Thai sriracha and Kewpie.