What exactly are bannable offenses on kf?

[Birthday Cat]

tldr is, hope this is the correct subforum, i've tried my best to do my own due diligence in finding out, but i can't find a distinct list of shit to explicitly not do/refrain from, and would appreciate anyone that could help me/others practice retardation within rules of the club, thanks in advance

i'm aware through null's podcast rants and general community posts that explicitly illegal shit is as illegal as anywhere else, some things obvious like pedo shit, including obvious cp, but also seem to have cases for debate/talking around it getting hammered, which i assume also by extension probably makes any illegal-friendly threads an offense, even akin to non violent stuff like what used to be r/shoplifting, and likely shit involving being a menace to society in general. i know explicit fedposting joking or not is a nono. some things moreso confusing needing explicit rules extend from stuff like the ethan ralph and others sex/nudes shit and what the rules really are against uploaded sexual content, even within archival of cow behavior, and some things needing more dynamic info, like over the course of years loli art becoming included as actionable the same as general cp content

would also be nice to know what's the explicitly more nukable rules to nope the fuck away from compared to hasan piker slap-on-the-wrists, even though several judgements seem based on the individual mod or null's personal code of conduct at the time moreso than any direct rules. ty for your time and any input in advance

 

[Nicholas Gur]

There are no hard and fast rules. Sometimes you get spanked for doing something everyone is doing just like in real life. Sometimes you treat josh the same way you'd treat any other user and get spanked. Shit sometimes you can be untouchable for years because you have an olderfag join date than josh and he is afraid of your izat.

 

[Le b0wski]

Steal a bike.

 

[Not an Hero]

If you have to ask, you're probably a faggot and should be banned.

 

[peachlover669]

1. having your profile privated
2.rejecting a gooner dm chain invite (this is a very disrespectful move and is very taboo to do)
3. not accepting the legitimacy of the state of israel
4.lying about your location on your profile
5. being brown/black
6.disrespecting janny

break any of these rules and you will personaly be kicked out of kiwifarms by the dog

 

[Jason Wynn]

Tell Null that Kraft American singles is the best kind of cheese

 

[MadStan]

You have one of the most avatars. After this post of yours I really do believe you are autistic. And a retard.