What do you think Ethan Ralph's dick smells like?

[Bob's Vagene]

I've smelled a lot of dicks in my time but I bet his would be the worst smelling dick ever. I'm guessing something along the lines of a rotting deer carcass covered in parmesan cheese after lying in the hot summer sun for a about a week.

 

[MrTroll]

Kiwis.

 

[neurotardvirgin]

like you're mom's face

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

My lips

 

[Operation Mincemeat]

Like a victim of scaphism on the fifteenth day.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Why are you smelling dicks?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

a Mexican woman's diseased vagina.

 

[eatler]

like every processed food imaginable, alcohol and that oceany dead fish smell. Its probably only made worse by the fact that he's partying up in Mexican heat.

 

[Waifu Days]

If he stays in Mexico, it will smell like a corpse.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

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Itll smell worse after its been in me

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Probably necrotic due to being a victim of diabetic neuropathy

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Me

 

[Aiōn]

Neglect and despair

 

[draggs]

like a sock that's been caught in a locker room shower drain for 38 years

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Bob's Vagene

 

[Lake]

FIVE STAR DAYS

 

[Niggernerd]

How can something that doesn't exist have a smell