Westboros Baptist Church

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The world is lucky the Westboros haven't gone terrorist like many other psychocults.
 
raymond said:
The world is lucky the Westboros haven't gone terrorist like many other psychocults.
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Like hell they can. They'd lose their shtick if they did. Besides they don't have the balls.
 
They came to Comic-Con in 2011, I think it was, and we sent out our pal dressed as Buddy Christ -- they flipped their shit and he made the front page of Yahoo! News. After that we just all made our own signs and stood around next to them. Some of my favs: "Magneto was right!" , "How The Fuck Do Magnets Work?" and "Fuck These Assholes, Enjoy The Con!" I honestly don't think they knew what to do -- they were gone by Friday afternoon. It was magic!
 
Chandler Cats said:
They came to Comic-Con in 2011, I think it was, and we sent out our pal dressed as Buddy Christ -- they flipped their shit and he made the front page of Yahoo! News. After that we just all made our own signs and stood around next to them. Some of my favs: "Magneto was right!" , "How The Fuck Do Magnets Work?" and "Fuck These Assholes, Enjoy The Con!" I honestly don't think they knew what to do -- they were gone by Friday afternoon. It was magic!
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But then again... why would they be pissed off over that?
 
Say what you will bout the WBC, they've got bitchin' moves and music.
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Just wish I could find the video where they made their own original songs.
Also there's disturbing imagery in the video, you're warned.
 
Saito said:
Chandler Cats said:
They came to Comic-Con in 2011, I think it was, and we sent out our pal dressed as Buddy Christ -- they flipped their shit and he made the front page of Yahoo! News. After that we just all made our own signs and stood around next to them. Some of my favs: "Magneto was right!" , "How The Fuck Do Magnets Work?" and "Fuck These Assholes, Enjoy The Con!" I honestly don't think they knew what to do -- they were gone by Friday afternoon. It was magic!
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But then again... why would they be pissed off over that?
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Jesus was having a good time without them? Jesus had a four-day pro badge and they didn't? I really don't know. But man, it was awesome -- we told them their costumes were great, asked for pictures with them, mingled our signs with theirs and they really just completely lost their steam. We were sort of honored that Westboro felt the need to come and hate on us. We have new Christian Group Haters now -- they were at WonderCon this past weekend too -- but they lack that vitriolic charm of Westboro. (And thank you for the "Brilliant")
 
Chandler Cats said:
Saito said:
Chandler Cats said:
They came to Comic-Con in 2011, I think it was, and we sent out our pal dressed as Buddy Christ -- they flipped their shit and he made the front page of Yahoo! News. After that we just all made our own signs and stood around next to them. Some of my favs: "Magneto was right!" , "How The Fuck Do Magnets Work?" and "Fuck These Assholes, Enjoy The Con!" I honestly don't think they knew what to do -- they were gone by Friday afternoon. It was magic!
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But then again... why would they be pissed off over that?
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Jesus was having a good time without them? Jesus had a four-day pro badge and they didn't? I really don't know. But man, it was awesome -- we told them their costumes were great, asked for pictures with them, mingled our signs with theirs and they really just completely lost their steam. We were sort of honored that Westboro felt the need to come and hate on us. We have new Christian Group Haters now -- they were at WonderCon this past weekend too -- but they lack that vitriolic charm of Westboro. (And thank you for the "Brilliant")
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Huh. Strange enough. But yeah, any time, bro.
 
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Oh God I found this... I double-checked on Google and spat out soda when I saw it. This is hilarious.
 
Chandler Cats said:
They came to Comic-Con in 2011, I think it was, and we sent out our pal dressed as Buddy Christ -- they flipped their shit and he made the front page of Yahoo! News. After that we just all made our own signs and stood around next to them. Some of my favs: "Magneto was right!" , "How The Fuck Do Magnets Work?" and "Fuck These Assholes, Enjoy The Con!" I honestly don't think they knew what to do -- they were gone by Friday afternoon. It was magic!
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Comic Con is the most fun of their failed protests. Also with Megan Phelps leaving their church this past year they really are falling apart at the seems. Tis interesting.
 
I heard they were going to protest the funerals of the Boston Marathon victims.

Why am I not surprised?
 
random_pickle said:
I heard they were going to protest the funerals of the Boston Marathon victims.

Why am I not surprised?
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I dunno. It's pretty obvious that explosion in Texas was God's doing because of the gun bill not getting passed in congress.

Because God totally hates guns.

And Republicans.

And freedom.

And WBC hates all these things too.

Let's see how long it takes them to piece this one together.
 
I'd love to ask them that if God hates fags, why do they exist? Surely the almighty God would have known that homosexuals would exist before he created everything?
 
bungholio said:
I'd love to ask them that if God hates fags, why do they exist? Surely the almighty God would have known that homosexuals would exist before he created everything?
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Clearly they exist to give fundies like the WBC something to complain about.
 
Well, if they haven't praised it already, expect these cockroaches to be happy about the tornado in Oklahoma.
 
DJAndyMD said:
Oh look at this, not only do they blame the Oklahoma tornado on a gay NBA player but on mainline Christians. Hey Jesus called, he is sending some tornadoes your way WBC.
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Wait, does this mean that gay people have tornado powers? Holy shit that's awesome!
 
random_pickle said:
DJAndyMD said:
Oh look at this, not only do they blame the Oklahoma tornado on a gay NBA player but on mainline Christians. Hey Jesus called, he is sending some tornadoes your way WBC.
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Wait, does this mean that gay people have tornado powers? Holy shit that's awesome!
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Like the X-men except with more rainbows
 
Salto said:
Judge Holden said:
Actually its far worse than a mere cult. The entire church was built by Fred Phelps senior as the ultimate example of a self important, self worshipping, spiteful, sociopathic ego trip where he could play god in a surrounding of obedient little slaves he could kick the shit out of at will.

To understand just what the WBC is you gotta take a look at his history, and here is probabaly one of the best sources for it on the net

http://www.godhateshomophobes.com/homphelps.php

But if you dont want to read an entire textwall I will try to condense it

So gather round kids. Your old pal Judge Holden brings you a boring, boring rant on what kind of monster phelps is.

(but I seriously suggest reading the above article instead as it is a genuinely terrifying and tearjerking character study into just how a man made of pure evil functions and what he does to his family)

Freddy was already particularly unpleasant shit back in his early days before founding his church with a reputation as a violent fundamentalist, who used religion as tool to attack, control, or bully people in his way, yet who (initially) had enough charm to blend in with those around him. Sadly he had gotten himself a wife and started procreating which allowed him to produce victims who could never escape his control.

He first made a name for himself as a monsterous cunt in the 50s when he started preaching in Topeka Kansas the gospel of female hatred in such a violently hateful manner as to shock even 50s christian fundamentalist kansas (though the loveshys would likely agree), and once it became clear he was a violent and sadistic psycho they promptly abandoned his sermons. After this he moved his family into his church which pretty much became his personal fortress.

Now cut off entirely from the rest of the world and growing ever more violent and sadistic due to drugs, fundamentalism, and the sheer revelry of violently dominating the lives and minds of his kids and wife, he spent the 50s, 60s, and early 70s engaging in every act of cruelty against them short of sexual abuse (that we know... there is a rather disturbing ambiguity in the text as to his actions towards his daughters, and a bit about his "favourite" daughter Kathy that freaked me out) and seemingly made it his mission to make them suffer and break their minds.

Hell his biography at this point pretty much reads like a mix of a horror story and multiple psychopathy checklists. It was only when his eldest daughter flat out pulled a knife on him and threatened to kill him if he ever hurt her mom again that he was revealed to be as cowardly as he was cruel and was then forced to direct his anger and cruelty onto the outside world via the legal profession.

Now unable to physically torture his kids or wife, he decided he would get his jollies from using the legal system to punish the outside world in any way he could, as well as to satisfy his sense of entitlement and greed. At this point he had already made his name as a psychotically litigous and vindictive lawyer who used his used his profession to try and ruin everyone who had ever irritated him before, or who angered or opposed him in any way in the present, and used his claimed "support" of the civil rights movement to try and shield himself from criticism, but only jumped on that bandwagon once he saw the profit that lay in civil rights lawsuits.

However, in the late 70s after years of unprofessionalism that would make Jack Thompson call bullshit and start throwing punches, he was finally chased out of the mainstream legal industry and into the realm of private "nuisance" lawsuits intended to bully and harass people into settling (when he actually got to court he was almost always humiliatingly defeated which also fed his fury) but was eventually investigated and disbarred for several years when it became apparant he was too bad and too scummy a lawyer even for this field.

This pretty much drove the already violently insane freddy into such a rage against the system that had opposed him, for 6 years from 1983-89 he lauched hundreds of frivilous and insanely vindictive yet hopeless lawsuits at literally everyone and anyone from ronald reagan to distant public schoolteachers, but by that point he had managed to bully half his kids through law school to reinforce him in his crusade against everything and anyone, but he had become so insanely immoral and stupid at this point he simply got his entire family disbarred for several years, and himself disbarred permanently.

Now without any physical or legal outlet for his cruelty and desperate need to bully, humilate, and hurt people, he once again turned his kids (and later grandkids) into his weapons of revenge as well as props for his bloated ego. since financially ruining his enemies was out the picture, the worst thing he could think to do to punish the outside world was to attack people at their most emotionally distraught and vulnerable by attacking and harassing funerals.

His protests in the early 90s attracted national, and later worldwide attention as he attacked the funerals of well known people like celebrities or famous murder victims, and outpourings of outrage and fury were always plentiful wherever he went. This finally provided him with what he had always looked for. An easy, risk free way of making people suffer and getting the attention he thought he deserved. Those of his kids who had not escaped were by then too broken and brainwashed to do anything but support him, and raise their own kids and later grandkids to do the same.

And that brings us to now. Due to 20 years of such protests sapping public interest, the WBC has degenerated into a tired joke who only get attention when they get humiliated by Anonymous, which causes it's members to be ever more frantic in trying to offend. The only question is what will happen once freddy finally dies, and whether his cult will die or continue without him

What is sadly certain, is that he will not suffer a fraction of the pure screaming agony he deserves before he goes to hell.
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This... This, I just... Holy fucking Christ. I take everything back now. I think... I got emotional cancer now. I'm dying...
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I never really got to the chance to read all of this. Holden, you got another link for this? It got 404'd.
 
You know what, I bet someone's gonna film a gay porno over Freddy's grave sometime after he dies. It would be the ultimate way to troll him. God wouldn't throw a bolt of lightning to stop them either.
 
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