Welcome to the Kiwi Krab - My name is Shitward

[StMaryPiper]

How may I take your order?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
If you forget the pickles there will be hell to pay

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I want to eat bubble bass’s shitpile

 

[TyrasGuard]

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I want a seethe and a diet cope

 

[Digital Snow]

a diet cope

a dilate cope

 

[Creative Username]

I want 2 slices of hollandiase pizza and a refreshing cup of Fanta.

 

[Xhrash]

I want two cheeseburgers, I want pickles and ketchup on 'em. And don't load it up with a bunch of BULL SHIT!

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

The Cobes special to-go, Ralph Mexican street corn, and a bottle of your finest Rekieta rum.

 

[Doppelmonger]

It's pizza day, so large pizza, one so good that I can eat it while I fart inside my car

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

 

[Yamamura]

I'll take a krabby patty, no patty, lettuce, onion or tomato and extra mayo.

 

[Lokenstien]

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

They serve food here Sir.

Anywho, I'll have the Wagyu tartar, the jellyfish jam toast, the chum bucket surprise and the health inspector delight burger please.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'll have 4 tax burgers, 1 IRS-wich withold the lettuce, 3 dependent sized sodas and a FICAccino