VEGAN BUFFALO WINGS MUKBANG - 8/5/2019 (Day 48 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
- No clue where in the timeline this exists. God forbid Hamber tag ANY video with stating the actual date.
- "Nuggets. Chicken nuggets. FAKE chicken nuggets." (Product placement, y'all.)
- "I've been eating these for nine years" (Constantly, it would seem. Arm-fat suggests you truly are over the 600-LB mark by now, gorl.)
- She logged all of these NUGZ into Weight Watchers, of course. (Although her last mention of WW was that she was consistently OVER her points limit, so why bother counting anyway?)
- MOOK-BONG COMMENCES. Up-close shot of half-eaten nug. Much lip-smackeen and and "mmm" noises.
- "I know this is not like a weight loss video" (NONE OF YOUR VIDEOS ARE WEIGHT LOSS VIDEOS.)
- She's so much better because instead of eating an ENTIRE BAG of fake-nuggets, she would ALSO have eaten an entire can of Pringles AND a bunch of ranch dressing, AND a bunch of candy. This is SO much better! (She likely ate all the extra stuff off-camera!)
- This meal of 3.5 servings is "cutting it in like more than half"? (Hamber REALLY needs those back-pats, since she can't reach and it'll help dislodge some of the shit that's growing back there.)
- More chompin, more close-ups of the Beetus Nukls in full effect.
- "Amberlynn, why are you moaneen when you eat?" Gives an "everybody does it" explanation instead of the truth, that it's the only way her brain still produces those happiness chemicals (or doing a "haul").
- There are random things on the counter. Housemates arrive unexpectedly and she again admits it's a "mook-bong", not an "eat with me". Thank goodness Hamber took time away from eye-fucking herself and her food in the camera to notice other things exist and get to be touched by her sausage-paws.
- We'll apparently have to wait for an Eric vlog talking about wifebeater undershirts to match this in the timeline.
- If someone gave these to Hamber and told her they were real chicken, she'd believe it. Because she has no taste buds left.
- She lists off sone nutritional facts, but neglects to mention that she made the entire bag which is 3.5 servings. (You can see on the bag a serving size is 5 wings and she's clearly made/eaten more than 5.)
- SCRAPES UP THE CRUMBS. EVERY CALOREE NEEDS TO ENTER THE MAW OF DESPAIR.
- Complaints that she is a thorsty gorl because the act of standing up from a sitting position and then walking to get a drink is TOO MUCH for "healthy vegan eatin'" PlanetLynn.
FYI: Morningstar Farms Buffalo Veggie Wings come in that size shown in the video (10.5oz)
Serving Size: 5 Wings (3.5 Servings Per Container) and she has clearly cooked the ENTIRE bag (though it looks like only 15 wings, so she either got a shitty bag, or ate the extras already)
So that's 700 calories, 1400mg sodium, 73g carbs
TL;DR: HAMBER EATS. THAT'S IT.
