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Vacationing Cop Puts The "Pee" In Chicago P.D.

DECEMBER 6--A Chicago cop vacationing in Florida was arrested early yesterday after being caught urinating into an ice machine at a beachside bar, according to police who charged the visiting lawman

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DECEMBER 6--A Chicago cop vacationing in Florida was arrested early yesterday after being caught urinating into an ice machine at a beachside bar, according to police who charged the visiting lawman with battery and disorderly conduct.

According to police, an employee of the Jimmy B’s Beach Bar in St. Petersburg was “attempting to get ice from the ice machine” around 12:30 AM when he discovered Henry Capouch, 30, “‘pissing’ on the ice in the machine.”

When the worker, Richard Klees, told Capouch to stop, the accused urinator cursed Klees and shoved him “a couple times,” according to an arrest affidavit. Capouch subsequently shoved a security guard, cops allege.

Upon arriving at the bar, which is part of the Beachcomber resort, police found Capouch and his girlfriend on the nearby sand. Capouch, cops charge, “was actively resisting” and “not obeying lawful commands while being detained.”

Pictured above, Capouch was arrested for battery and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors. He bonded out of jail early Monday after posting $650 bond.

The affidavit notes that Capouch showed an “indication of alcohol influence.”

Capouch is a Chicago Police Department officer who has been on the force for five years.

 

[Rozzy]

Florida has to be the state with the dumbest criminals.

 

[Zirnwyb]

Not even a Florida Man and he's here doing Florida Man shit. Gotta love my state for making people crazy when they visit even.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I've been to that bar. Pissing in the ice can't make the drinks any worse

 

[The Last Stand]

Defund the police, piss on the ice maker.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Florida has to be the state with the dumbest criminals.

You don't exactly have to be Einstein to be a cop, either, but this guy takes the (urinal) cake.

 

[Megaton Punch]

I didn't realize the "so drunk you just piss wherever, like a fucking animal" meme was actually real. I assumed it was one of those LOL DRUNK ME IS CRAZY RIGHT FELLOW REDDITORS things that teenagers make up. If you get to this point, I feel like it's only a matter of time before your tragic, unexpected death from liver cancer.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Not even a Florida Man and he's here doing Florida Man shit. Gotta love my state for making people crazy when they visit even.

You can take the man out of the Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man.

 

[Blasterisk]

Just want to appreciate OP's username right now.

 

[Chilson]

Florida has to be the state with the dumbest criminals.

Nah, its the only state that legally requires they be reported to the public (as all states should, because its really fucking important for public safety that everyone knows who criminals are and what they did). Every state has the same, if not stupider, criminals.