Undeniable proof that the Internet & Technology are Satan

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm sure we've all long since suspected since the invention of furries and Twitter, but we finally have proof to take to the masses:

 

[Breadbassket]

make it 669

 

[King Fructose]

What is your question nigga

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

GOTTEM

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What is your question nigga

Have you ever accidentally said "Doggie doggie doggie" while petting a dog that a pretty lady is walking and felt a little embarrassed by it afterwards, but also wondered it maybe it'll make you seem like you're sensitive and like animals and thus not been sure if it would hurt or help your chances?

 

[King Fructose]

Have you ever accidentally said "Doggie doggie doggie" while petting a dog that a pretty lady is walking and felt a little embarrassed by it afterwards, but also wondered it maybe it'll make you seem like you're sensitive and like animals and thus not been sure if it would hurt or help your chances?

Yes. She talked to me like a child because she thought I had special needs.

The fact that I was petting the dog in a figure-8 motion may have had something to do with it.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yes. She talked to me like a child because she thought I had special needs.

The fact that I was petting the dog in a figure-8 motion may have had something to do with it.

That has actually happened to me too, but I wasn't sure if her gentle tone and inviting demeanor was due to her being attracted or due to her thinking I was severely disabled and taking pity on me.

Then again white women are a little strange, so maybe they're the same thing.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/

unironically