Twitter 10/14 - "Magi-Chan" tweets

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Here is a question, why does no IG try to pose as Sonichu and cast Chris out of Cwcville for bringing bad things to it, reshaping it in his image, forcing Magi-Chan and the others to marry him and trying to detrannyfy Rosechu because it would hurt him? That could have been something worthwile. It's always Pony shit here, CPU Godess there, war and death.....But on the other hand that could really have broken him. Or made him think about his life and Chris Chan as we know him would have ended. Either way, messing with him is just not cool. He is down and out, stop kicking him.

The best thing to do at this stage in Christory is let Chris self-destruct. Anything we do to influence him won't work, and, in the end, he'll do things to himself that are far worse than what any troll will do. We probably won't get any more comics, and we probably won't see the end of begging. All we can do is watch, and hope something interesting happens.

 

[Ghostbeater]

The original idea guy has shown they can con Chris out of money and trick him into doing sick stuff if they play into his different dimension obsession.

Also it’s sad but there’s still people who want to be the next epic win CWC troll.

There will never be another troll that is seen as harmless to Chris. And if you ask me, there never should be another.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

I'm :late: to these updates, apparently, but this is reading like some cult suicide lead-up. He's just gotta wait for the spaceship to be in just the right alignment with the earth...

 

[Ghostbeater]

I'm :late: to these updates, apparently, but this is reading like some cult suicide lead-up. He's just gotta wait for the spaceship to be in just the right alignment with the earth...

Yeah, the more i think about it the more concerned i am. This has gone from pranks the trolled and the trolls could laugh together about to "die, Chris, die" pretty quick

 

[deadson]

Guess he's lonely today, if people ignore the "donations" ploy he might as well pull a Barb and post something attention grabbing. Poor Megan tho, I feel bad whenever she's brought back up.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Guess he's lonely today, if people ignore the "donations" ploy he might as well pull a Barb and post something attention grabbing. Poor Megan tho, I feel bad whenever she's brought back up.

This can go one of two ways. Either Chris is desperate to reconnect with her, and thinks he can weave her into this crazy narrative he has going, or this is somebody other than Chris trying to gather a following for this stunt.

EDIT: Image.

 

[Deadpool]

I agree trolling is a possibility, as is Chris being batshit crazy, or just doing this to beg for more money. Maybe we should hold off on the autistic witch hunt though. There are actually several people who joined today discussing this so maybe wait for some actual evidence before we break out the stakes and pitch forks.


Oh right this is disco...let the :autism: witch hunt commence.

 

[deadson]

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This can go one of two ways. Either Chris is desperate to reconnect with her, and thinks he can weave her into this crazy narrative he has going, or this is somebody other than Chris trying to gather a following for this stunt.

EDIT: Image.

Naaah, he's done this before; I think it's just him wanting attention cause he hates his life.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Naaah, he's done this before; I think it's just him wanting attention cause he hates his life.

As morbid as it sounds, I really want Chris to be behind this. I thought this whole trans-woman thing was the most Chris thing Chris could do, but if he genuinely believes he's going to summon CWCville through the void and bring it into reality, I'm ready to watch him go crazy doing it.

One thing worth mentioning is the lack of semicolons used in these recent tweets. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed that Chris shoehorns them into nearly every tweet, likely to look educated.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Well, when he starts calling @The Captain or Null - The Gate Keeper and claiming to be the Keymaster, we can start to worry. Till then, there is no Zuul, only Christine.

 

[Nigonidas]

Magi Chan using the term "mental gymnastics." Also brings up Megan Schroeder. And apparently, the end times are upon us since the dimensions are going to merge next week.

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Oh fucking hell it's Hale-Bopp all over again

Did we just witness the birth of the Cwcville Doomsday Cult?

The only good thing, and I mean THE ONLY GOOD THING, to come out of this is if Chris shaves his head.
edited to merge two posts there's too much going on

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Now, this will sound incredibily :autism: (because it is) but if as many signs point to this "Magi Chan" is some other mongo using his account instead of Chris typing that nonsense himself, maybe @The Captain could bullshit something about possible impostors or stuff like that...and then ask Chris to change his password once more, and give it to "Magi Chan" exclusively through telepathic means, no discord or any other kind of messaging whatsoever. That would be absolutely no problem to such a powerful mind master, right? Doesn't he mentally "link" with his abomination of an harem all the time anyways? It should be the easiest thing in the world.

It's just putting a band aid on the real problem, but at least it may keep mongoloids like this from making things even worse for a while.

On the other hand, Chris is such a moron that he believed he was literally talking to Jesus on a discord channel, so what the fuck. He may even be posting this stuff by himself after all.

 

[Jack Awful]

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This can go one of two ways. Either Chris is desperate to reconnect with her, and thinks he can weave her into this crazy narrative he has going, or this is somebody other than Chris trying to gather a following for this stunt.

EDIT: Image.

Poor Megan.
Her name is forever tainted just because she wanted to be nice to a tard...

 

[Deadpool]

Now, this will sound incredibily :autism: (because it is) but if as many signs point to this "Magi Chan" is some other mongo using his account instead of Chris typing that nonsense himself, maybe @The Captain could bullshit something about possible impostors or stuff like that...and then ask Chris to change his password once more, and give it to "Magi Chan" exclusively through telepathic means, no discord or any other kind of messaging whatsoever. That would be absolutely no problem to such a powerful mind master, right? Doesn't he mentally "link" with his abomination of an harem all the time anyways? It should be the easiest thing in the world.

It's just putting a band aid on the real problem, but at least it may keep mongoloids like this from making things even worse for a while.

On the other hand, Chris is such a moron that he believed he was literally talking to Jesus on a discord channel, so what the fuck. He may even be posting this stuff by himself after all.

That may help short term, but in the end it'll just make things worse. @The Captain tried it once, and it ended with Chris believing he had a fucking infinity gem, which arguably started getting Chris to buy woo stones. If it is another idea tard it just proves that however noble our motivations are, we can't really help Chris. He'll always choose his rètarded beliefs over his own well being.

 

[The Captain]

Now, this will sound incredibily :autism: (because it is) but if as many signs point to this "Magi Chan" is some other mongo using his account instead of Chris typing that nonsense himself, maybe @The Captain could bullshit something about possible impostors or stuff like that...and then ask Chris to change his password once more, and give it to "Magi Chan" exclusively through telepathic means, no discord or any other kind of messaging whatsoever. That would be absolutely no problem to such a powerful mind master, right? Doesn't he mentally "link" with his abomination of an harem all the time anyways? It should be the easiest thing in the world.

It's just putting a band aid on the real problem, but at least it may keep mongoloids like this from making things even worse for a while.

On the other hand, Chris is such a moron that he believed he was literally talking to Jesus on a discord channel, so what the fuck. He may even be posting this stuff by himself after all.

That's actually a pretty damn good idea.

Not a permanent solution mind you, but it could work temporarily in the event someone that isn't Chris is responsible for.. this.

Let me mull it over, I might even run it by @Marvin - could be used for other potential issues as well.

That may help short term, but in the end it'll just make things worse. @The Captain tried it once, and it ended with Chris believing he had a fucking infinity gem, which arguably started getting Chris to buy woo stones. If it is another idea tard it just proves that however noble our motivations are, we can't really help Chris. He'll always choose his rètarded beliefs over his own well being.

At least Chris has his own money to waste now, but yeah.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's fun to think we're watching Chris sink to new lows of idiocy, narcissism and magical thinking. Keep in mind, though, that in 2009, Chris invented an incantation that literally read, "Come to me, my Women," which he believed would draw to him every available woman within a five mile radius. I don't think he's changed fundamentally, if at all. The one difference is that now he pays shysters to play in the sandbox with him.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Which "the president"?
The Australian president, or American president?

Does Australia even have a president?

 

[Mason Verger]

Now, this will sound incredibily :autism: (because it is) but if as many signs point to this "Magi Chan" is some other mongo using his account instead of Chris typing that nonsense himself, maybe @The Captain could bullshit something about possible impostors or stuff like that...and then ask Chris to change his password once more, and give it to "Magi Chan" exclusively through telepathic means, no discord or any other kind of messaging whatsoever. That would be absolutely no problem to such a powerful mind master, right? Doesn't he mentally "link" with his abomination of an harem all the time anyways? It should be the easiest thing in the world.

It's just putting a band aid on the real problem, but at least it may keep mongoloids like this from making things even worse for a while.

On the other hand, Chris is such a moron that he believed he was literally talking to Jesus on a discord channel, so what the fuck. He may even be posting this stuff by himself after all.

That's actually a pretty damn good idea.

Not a permanent solution mind you, but it could work temporarily in the event someone that isn't Chris is responsible for.. this.

Let me mull it over, I might even run it by @Marvin - could be used for other potential issues as well.


At least Chris has his own money to waste now, but yeah.

You guys still want to put out the fire with gasoline?

You can't ask Chris to entrust magi-Chan with passwords when you can't trust Chris in the first place. The last thing anybody should be doing is giving Chris any credence in his delusions, you have no idea what's going to be the thing that pushes him over the line.

 

[DCM90]

[MEDIA]

I'm :late: to these updates, apparently, but this is reading like some cult suicide lead-up. He's just gotta wait for the spaceship to be in just the right alignment with the earth...

Let's not forget that Applewhite or DO (the Heaven's Gate cult leader) was an accomplished music teacher and got shit done. Highly doubt CWC has the discipline and assertiveness to brainwash people.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Now, this will sound incredibily :autism: (because it is) but if as many signs point to this "Magi Chan" is some other mongo using his account instead of Chris typing that nonsense himself, maybe @The Captain could bullshit something about possible impostors or stuff like that...and then ask Chris to change his password once more, and give it to "Magi Chan" exclusively through telepathic means, no discord or any other kind of messaging whatsoever. That would be absolutely no problem to such a powerful mind master, right? Doesn't he mentally "link" with his abomination of an harem all the time anyways? It should be the easiest thing in the world.

It's just putting a band aid on the real problem, but at least it may keep mongoloids like this from making things even worse for a while.

On the other hand, Chris is such a moron that he believed he was literally talking to Jesus on a discord channel, so what the fuck. He may even be posting this stuff by himself after all.

I think the problem is Chris wants people to back up his delusions.