Tehshigelisok
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Game shows and autism go hand in hand. TV Tropes and autism go hand in hand. So naturally, game shows and TV Tropes are the hypotenuse in that particular triangle of 'tism.
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From their page on Wheel of Fortune: "People don't like my show as much as they like that snooty Trebek guy!" (Fun fact: This stuff was entirely added by a guy who was on the show about five years ago, and now spends all of his time bitching about the puzzle writing, contestants being idiots, the producer being an idiot, etc. How the fuck do you get so butthurt over televised Hangman?
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From the "What an Idiot" subpage for Jeopardy! of all things: "Lol, kids these days don't watch Sesame Street." Guess what, I got this one wrong too. Doesn't make me an idiot. Honestly, if there's one game show you can generally describe without using the word "idiot", it'd be this one. I'm guessing whoever added these was high off their own farts when they got a clue right from their couch that the contestants didn't.
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Trivia subpage for Jeopardy! Apparently sharing a LAST name is close enough. As are aliases.
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YMMV on Jeopardy! You can smell the "well, ACTUALLY" in that middle entry.
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From the Wheel of Fortune page. Apparently long streaks of bad luck on a show where luck plays an element is "epic fail" now. And yes, a lot of this this was added by the same "REEEE THE PUZZLES SUCK" guy.
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The "Horrible" subpage for Game Shows isn't as spergy as I thought, probably because Channel Autism and Entard wouldn't stoop so low as to review a game show. But that's where Game Show Garbage steps in. (Oh, and apparently also TV Trash. )
Don't know what Game Show Garbage is? (Spoilered for tl;dr and slight offtopicness.)
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From their page on Wheel of Fortune: "People don't like my show as much as they like that snooty Trebek guy!" (Fun fact: This stuff was entirely added by a guy who was on the show about five years ago, and now spends all of his time bitching about the puzzle writing, contestants being idiots, the producer being an idiot, etc. How the fuck do you get so butthurt over televised Hangman?
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From the "What an Idiot" subpage for Jeopardy! of all things: "Lol, kids these days don't watch Sesame Street." Guess what, I got this one wrong too. Doesn't make me an idiot. Honestly, if there's one game show you can generally describe without using the word "idiot", it'd be this one. I'm guessing whoever added these was high off their own farts when they got a clue right from their couch that the contestants didn't.
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Trivia subpage for Jeopardy! Apparently sharing a LAST name is close enough. As are aliases.
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YMMV on Jeopardy! You can smell the "well, ACTUALLY" in that middle entry.
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From the Wheel of Fortune page. Apparently long streaks of bad luck on a show where luck plays an element is "epic fail" now. And yes, a lot of this this was added by the same "REEEE THE PUZZLES SUCK" guy.
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The "Horrible" subpage for Game Shows isn't as spergy as I thought, probably because Channel Autism and Entard wouldn't stoop so low as to review a game show. But that's where Game Show Garbage steps in. (Oh, and apparently also TV Trash. )
Don't know what Game Show Garbage is? (Spoilered for tl;dr and slight offtopicness.)
It's a blog that's been around for ten fucking years now. Started by an uncharismatic, unfunny fatass who specialized in "shit nobody cares about, not even game show fans". To wit: an obscure dumb answer from a short-lived revival that nobody saw of a classic game show, something that only happened in an unaired pilot episode and was therefore not seen by anyone outside the fandom, something that's been on a billion blooper specials by now, a lame and forgettable SNL parody that nobody watched, and an admittedly terrible yet forgettable late 80s home shopping game show that nobody cared about until it found its way to YouTube.
The most notorious entry on Game Show Garbage was one flaming the Price Is Right fansite golden-road.net, which admittedly can be a hive of 'tism in its own right, but at least has a fairly symbiotic relationship with much of the show's crew (except the time one guy managed to piss off Drew Carey). The first draft of the entry cited a lot of information from ED, which caused both golden-road.net and the comparatively more level-headed Game Show Forum to tear the blogger a new one. To be fair, the entry was heavily revised after said reaction, and later taken down entirely.
The writer later trooned out and started making their "inductions" as videos, which consist of a nasal stuttery voice babbling at the camera for up to a half-hour on some stupid game show nobody saw that was just shilling for fucking Family Dollar of all things. Somehow, the video inductions have only gotten worse. This fat fuck has gotten fatter, lazier, and more stuttery, and more pause-laden with newer videos despite having done the video inductions for nearly five years. I've actually heard audible panting and wheezing in newer reviews.
The most notorious entry on Game Show Garbage was one flaming the Price Is Right fansite golden-road.net, which admittedly can be a hive of 'tism in its own right, but at least has a fairly symbiotic relationship with much of the show's crew (except the time one guy managed to piss off Drew Carey). The first draft of the entry cited a lot of information from ED, which caused both golden-road.net and the comparatively more level-headed Game Show Forum to tear the blogger a new one. To be fair, the entry was heavily revised after said reaction, and later taken down entirely.
The writer later trooned out and started making their "inductions" as videos, which consist of a nasal stuttery voice babbling at the camera for up to a half-hour on some stupid game show nobody saw that was just shilling for fucking Family Dollar of all things. Somehow, the video inductions have only gotten worse. This fat fuck has gotten fatter, lazier, and more stuttery, and more pause-laden with newer videos despite having done the video inductions for nearly five years. I've actually heard audible panting and wheezing in newer reviews.
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